Really speechless? Because I really feel like you set that one up totally.
I'm not even kidding, when I wrote that to Romaios, I had two things in mind: my age (I think I'm older) and my weight (I always presume I'm heavier than the person I'm speaking to, unless proven otherwise...plus, we were just talking about sandwich meat!). But if you found all those other meanings there, and added your own, then you're my new best friend! I pray God for you to live forever.