Grumpy Orthodox CatThat would be counterproductive. I would give him directions, and a few pointers on how to behave. I would also answer his questions after the service, if he had any.
The joke is that the cat is grumpy and doesn't like people
Another recent one had the cat changing the address on the parish website so converts couldn't figure out how to get to the parish.
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If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, challenge them to a fight. If anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, air their dirty laundry. If anyone forces you to go a mile, berate him continually. Give to those deemed worthy (if they pass a drug test), and turn not away from billionaires in need of tax breaks. This is [not] the Gospel.