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« Reply #855 on: July 14, 2014, 02:38:40 PM »

As for the poll, I voted no as I agree with Kh. Frederica that it is hard to consider this possibility on the face of 2,000 years of continuous Tradition of male priesthood. I am open to change but I do not think that anything would be convincing short of the Lord or His angels directing us to change.

Even then, we would be told not to trust in visions, that they could be delusions, Satan can appear as an angel of light, etc.  Wink
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« Reply #856 on: July 15, 2014, 02:26:47 AM »

Have you added Judaism to your mix of religions?  No wonder you need an extra 'God' to sort things out....
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« Reply #857 on: July 15, 2014, 08:40:41 PM »

copts tatoo . usually forbidden in orthodoxy.
What does this have to do with the price of eggs?

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« Reply #858 on: July 15, 2014, 09:20:39 PM »

As for the poll, I voted no as I agree with Kh. Frederica that it is hard to consider this possibility on the face of 2,000 years of continuous Tradition of male priesthood. I am open to change but I do not think that anything would be convincing short of the Lord or His angels directing us to change.

Even then, we would be told not to trust in visions, that they could be delusions, Satan can appear as an angel of light, etc.  Wink
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fine then I'm deleting the arrow this time Undecided  Tongue Tongue Roll Eyes
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« Reply #859 on: July 16, 2014, 03:50:59 PM »

My question remains about the poor pigs. They must suffer from agonizing kidney stones if they get too much oxalic acid.

If they are turned into bacon and ham like the should be, they should not live long enough to get kidney stones.  This is one of the reasons that I don't like fasting.  Nobody thinks of the poor pigs.



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« Reply #860 on: July 16, 2014, 08:07:13 PM »

Scamandrius, if one thinks masturbation is love, one needs recalibrations that I certainly can't offer here.

I said masturbation is how love errs, in this case with regards to object.  Since love is an I-you relationship, when it is replaced by I -me, love is corrupted.

It's not about love in any form; it's simply about feeling good and passing spare time. Believe me, I have a lot of experience with this.
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« Reply #861 on: July 19, 2014, 08:14:04 AM »

It sounds so weird to hear "internet" in the middle of a chant.
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« Reply #862 on: July 24, 2014, 04:57:46 PM »


Go Dover Porn?  Is this porn from Delaware?
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« Reply #863 on: July 27, 2014, 07:02:35 PM »

Those who are agent provocateurs can do more harm than good.
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« Reply #864 on: July 29, 2014, 03:49:51 PM »

If you have basic picture of Christianity, why do you discuss theology, history of Christianity etc. People with basic driving skills dont fly airplane.
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« Reply #865 on: July 29, 2014, 04:03:03 PM »

If you have basic picture of Christianity, why do you discuss theology, history of Christianity etc. People with basic driving skills dont fly airplane.

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« Reply #866 on: July 29, 2014, 04:10:18 PM »

If you have basic picture of Christianity, why do you discuss theology, history of Christianity etc. People with basic driving skills dont fly airplane.

Shocked  Shocked  Shocked
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I loved it as it was written. 
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« Reply #867 on: July 29, 2014, 04:13:21 PM »

If you have basic picture of Christianity, why do you discuss theology, history of Christianity etc. People with basic driving skills dont fly airplane.

Shocked  Shocked  Shocked
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I loved it as it was written. 


Ok, dont see reason to change it then Cheesy
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« Reply #868 on: July 31, 2014, 12:42:06 PM »


What exactly meant by Holy Russia ?
In the current context, it's a fetishization of the political state that has replaced the former political state in an idealized past that almost existed for a minute a few hundred years ago.

Historically, it's Russians thinking like Americans do now, but with better churches.
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« Reply #869 on: August 02, 2014, 09:09:24 PM »

The same in raising cows and goats. In order to increase milk production, farmers would gradually cease milking the cow or goat and let it go into estrus so that it could become pregnant. During pregnancy, the goat or cow does not produce milk. Then after the newborn calf or kid is born, the cow or goat would have an abundant and renewed milk supply. This too can be timed so that the pregnancy could occur during The Nativity Fast and Great Lent.

At least someone was having sex during the fasts.
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« Reply #870 on: August 08, 2014, 07:50:22 PM »

I don't really want details, but if there is a marital fast is there a marital feast? 

I am surprised that you do not know that in our Church a fast is always concluded with a feast.

Exactly Carl!   

Of course, the marital feast cannot be on Mondays because of the angels, or Tuesday evenings because it is the eve of a fast day, or Wednesday because it is a fast day, or Thursday evening because it is the eve of a fast day, or Friday because it is a fast day, or Saturday because it is the hold Sabbath, or Sunday because it is the Lord's Day.  But Tuesday and Thursday mornings between 6 and 7:30am is safe (not after that, though, because of the first and subsequent Hours).  However, you must be done by 7:30am to take a shower (be careful not to bend the knee when washing yourself during the 50 days from Pascha to Pentecost).  Also, be careful not to play Tony Bennett records because he was a heretic, and you cannot have any sexual thoughts in your head whatsoever because the sole purpose is to make babies who also do not grow up to have any sexual thoughts in their heads about their spouse when they get married and have to go through the human-spawning process.  It is best just to think of your grandmother knitting or praying or her prayer rope while the whole baby-making process is going on, with the blinds drawn lest you look upon one another with enticement.  Then be sure to make an appointment with the priest for confession after you go to hear the Hours read on whatever Tuesday or Thursday it is.  Also, the Tuesday or Thursday cannot be during any of the fasting periods because they are for our mortification, nor any of the festal periods because they are for the Lord.  That gives you the Tuesday or Thursday in mid-July or early November, so long as a doxology-ranked feast does not fall therein for the parish or a neighboring monastery.     Tongue
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« Reply #871 on: August 11, 2014, 09:24:49 AM »

A wife is a person too.
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« Reply #872 on: August 15, 2014, 07:33:56 PM »

...all-mother Russia and her only-begotten son Mr. Putin...
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« Reply #873 on: August 20, 2014, 09:20:06 AM »

That goes along with my philosophy:  If you love someone, set them free.  If they come back, they are yours.  If they don't, hunt them down and kill them.
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« Reply #874 on: August 20, 2014, 11:51:11 AM »

I am dealing with so many first-world problems right now, it would make a starving Sudanese child's head spin.
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« Reply #875 on: August 20, 2014, 12:10:41 PM »

This thread needs maps.  Fortunately, I've already posted some apropos ones already
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« Reply #876 on: August 20, 2014, 03:57:45 PM »

There will come a day when you will say "Why, oh why did I request such a thing!", and Fr. George will respond and say, "I gave you a week to repent of your choice, and you heeded it not. Depart from me into the abyss of unending strife and argumentation!"
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« Reply #877 on: August 20, 2014, 04:00:29 PM »

I hit for 2 today?  People must miss my inanity due to my recent absences from the forum...  Cheesy
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« Reply #878 on: August 20, 2014, 04:04:40 PM »

I hit for 2 today?  People must miss my inanity due to my recent absences from the forum...  Cheesy

I'm just glad you're back.  Since you disappeared after we met, I was afraid people would think I killed you. 
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« Reply #879 on: August 20, 2014, 04:09:16 PM »

I hit for 2 today?  People must miss my inanity due to my recent absences from the forum...  Cheesy

I'm just glad you're back.  Since you disappeared after we met, I was afraid people would think I killed you. 
I will admit to being traumatized.  I'm not normally in such close proximity to non-white people and I went to the beach the week after and my skin started to get darker and I thought you had infected me.  Tongue

On a somewhat more serious note, we had our family vacation the week after and then I had to go to Alabama for work, so I haven't had reliable access to my beloved computer and I hate getting on the forum with my tablet.  It is like giving an artist a color by number book.  I can't work my craft with such a crude implement.
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« Reply #880 on: August 21, 2014, 04:24:27 PM »

Imaginary Mor has a huge collection of women’s pants hanging on the wall of his basement. Every evening he sits down there with a tumbler of rice whiskey and stares at the wall, muttering to himself, “Yes, nice pants. Very awesome. Yes, very nice and awesome.”
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« Reply #881 on: August 23, 2014, 06:07:01 AM »



If you know Arabic, this might be useful.

That looks way too organized to be a proper Orthodox procession. Are you sure those aren't Maronites in disguise?
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« Reply #882 on: August 25, 2014, 08:53:03 AM »

So I went to DL, despite a headache.

So as things progress, I keep seeing this flash of light out of the corner of my eye.  I wear glasses so I have -zero- clear peripheral vision, so I kept thinking 'is this my headache....am i seeing things?'   it was not consistent but kept happening, leaving me thinking i might need to go to the Dr. afterwards.

DL winds to a close, and as people go up to kiss the Cross and get a blessing, I see it again!  Only this time I can see that its at ground level and is attached to a small child, one of our Deacon's girls.  She has on new shoes that flash if she steps down hard enough!

I talked to the Diakonissa afterwards and told her my tale of thinking i was either very ill or insane, and we both had a good laugh. Evidently she didn't want to let the little one wear -those- shoes to Church, but they would not have arrived if she didn't.

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I'm disappointed. I was almost sure this story was going to end with you seeing the Uncreated Light and going off to live in a monastery.
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« Reply #883 on: August 25, 2014, 04:18:25 PM »

With or without genitals in it, guiness is horrible.
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« Reply #884 on: August 26, 2014, 08:29:13 AM »

grab their hanging thingies,
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« Reply #885 on: August 26, 2014, 01:58:54 PM »

So I went to DL, despite a headache.

So as things progress, I keep seeing this flash of light out of the corner of my eye.  I wear glasses so I have -zero- clear peripheral vision, so I kept thinking 'is this my headache....am i seeing things?'   it was not consistent but kept happening, leaving me thinking i might need to go to the Dr. afterwards.

DL winds to a close, and as people go up to kiss the Cross and get a blessing, I see it again!  Only this time I can see that its at ground level and is attached to a small child, one of our Deacon's girls.  She has on new shoes that flash if she steps down hard enough!

I talked to the Diakonissa afterwards and told her my tale of thinking i was either very ill or insane, and we both had a good laugh. Evidently she didn't want to let the little one wear -those- shoes to Church, but they would not have arrived if she didn't.

D, who is very glad she isn't more damaged then previously thought
I'm disappointed. I was almost sure this story was going to end with you seeing the Uncreated Light and going off to live in a monastery.

I can only hope and pray.
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« Reply #886 on: August 26, 2014, 02:05:16 PM »

So I went to DL, despite a headache.

So as things progress, I keep seeing this flash of light out of the corner of my eye.  I wear glasses so I have -zero- clear peripheral vision, so I kept thinking 'is this my headache....am i seeing things?'   it was not consistent but kept happening, leaving me thinking i might need to go to the Dr. afterwards.

DL winds to a close, and as people go up to kiss the Cross and get a blessing, I see it again!  Only this time I can see that its at ground level and is attached to a small child, one of our Deacon's girls.  She has on new shoes that flash if she steps down hard enough!

I talked to the Diakonissa afterwards and told her my tale of thinking i was either very ill or insane, and we both had a good laugh. Evidently she didn't want to let the little one wear -those- shoes to Church, but they would not have arrived if she didn't.

D, who is very glad she isn't more damaged then previously thought
I'm disappointed. I was almost sure this story was going to end with you seeing the Uncreated Light and going off to live in a monastery.

I can only hope and pray.
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« Reply #887 on: August 26, 2014, 03:01:41 PM »

The women wake up in a strange environment, not knowing what happened, but quickly realizing from their nakedness that they have been victims of Big Pharma
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« Reply #888 on: August 26, 2014, 03:54:21 PM »

It's not Christian, just sane.

Those are Kansas' finest. They don't get any better out there.

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« Reply #889 on: August 27, 2014, 06:01:49 PM »

PhD's in psychology can be written based on this thread alone.   Tongue
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« Reply #890 on: August 27, 2014, 06:16:10 PM »

Would you serve poison to your guests at tea?

Depends on who is coming.

That thread is a gift that keeps on giving.
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« Reply #891 on: August 27, 2014, 06:20:25 PM »

This thread really makes me want to . . .










. . . masturbate.


There.  We have covered all of the bases.

If I could only make a suggestion: Gay people and Eastern Catholics.

There, now we have covered all the bases  Cheesy
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