^ That was funny!
Now, back to the OP.
I was just "surfing" the Web and happened upon the Valaam Monastery site. It's in Russian, but, those of you who can't read it can always get it to translate, if you open it via Google.http://valaam.ru/ru/prayer/
They actually have a price list if you are looking to have them pray for you and your loved ones.
Donation (minimum) direct from the calculation:
-Reading of the Psalter for 1 year (1 name) - 800 rubles. [That's about $28 U.S.]
-Proskomedia for 1 year (1 name) - 800 rubles.
-Proskomedia for a period of 40 days (Prayers for the Dead, 1 name) - 200 rubles.
-Eternal remembrance does not occur.
So there you have it.