|
Quinault
|
 |
« on: February 07, 2011, 06:44:51 PM » |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Quinault
|
|
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2011, 06:50:00 PM » |
|
I suppose you can at least say that they didn't Seuss-size the Lord's prayer.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Asteriktos
|
|
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2011, 08:12:57 PM » |
|
They sure have a lot of ministers at that Church  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled." - Plutarch
|
|
|
FormerReformer
Convertodox of the convertodox
Site Supporter
OC.net guru
 Offline
Faith: Eastern Orthodox
Jurisdiction: I'll take (e) for "all of the above"
Posts: 2,219
|
|
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2011, 08:17:41 PM » |
|
One hopes they don't replace the wine and bread with green eggs and ham.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"Funny," said Lancelot, "how the people who can't pray say that prayers are not answered, however much the people who can pray say they are." TH White Oh, no: I've succumbed to Hyperdoxy! |
|
|
|
Melodist
|
|
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2011, 09:26:26 PM » |
|
One hopes they don't replace the wine and bread with green eggs and ham.
They would have to change the words of institution to identify Christ with the green eggs and ham in the first person. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Shlomlokh
主哀れめよ！
Elder
Offline
Faith: Orthodox Christian
Jurisdiction: Bulgarian
Posts: 1,009
|
|
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2011, 09:28:56 PM » |
|
I don't know which is wackier: this or the U2charist they did a few years ago near me. Silly Protestants, the Eucharist is for the Orthodox!  In Christ, Andrew |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"I will pour out my prayer unto the Lord, and to Him will I proclaim my grief; for with evils my soul is filled, and my life unto hades hath drawn nigh, and like Jonah I will pray: From corruption raise me up, O God." -Ode VI, Irmos of the Supplicatory Canon to the Theotokos
|
|
|
|
Alveus Lacuna
|
|
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2011, 11:50:52 PM » |
|
One hopes they don't replace the wine and bread with green eggs and ham. Well played! The Episcopal Church strikes again. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
bogdan
|
|
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2011, 10:13:34 AM » |
|
I admit, while horrible, this is well-written in the Seussian style. Maybe this is what they have at the Church of Whoville. But, "First Reading: Yertle the Turtle" ? LOL, wow.
My former confession never tried anything like this, but I always chuckled to myself when the adults acted like idiots to try to engage the kids. But the kids were not engaged, they were embarrassed.
From there to here,
from here to there,
funny things are everywhere....
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
