I admit, while horrible, this is well-written in the Seussian style. Maybe this is what they have at the Church of Whoville. But, "First Reading: Yertle the Turtle" ? LOL, wow.
My former confession never tried anything like this, but I always chuckled to myself when the adults acted like idiots to try to engage the kids. But the kids were not engaged, they were embarrassed.
From there to here,
from here to there,
funny things are everywhere....