Try figure out what the parable means.
God has no need for parables, bjhulk! You will one day be my footstool! You have sinned against me in your words, and deeds, and refuse to repent.
Living is like death but without the baggage that goes with it. Death is like living but without the life that goes with it.
I have the most interesting story to tell but no one wants to hear it, they all think they heard it before.
If I put on a party with women and booze, I can fill my house. If I put on Jesus Christ, I’ll empty it in a minute.
An automobile is an interesting thing, it takes a man wherever he wants to go, but it never takes him to the Kingdom.
I’ve met a lot of perfect people who make other people be perfect. I met one who is perfect and made me perfect, too. Now I know all those perfect people aren’t perfect at all.
Wherever we may be is the right place for us but it’s the wrong place for them.
A field of sunflowers is very attractive to blackbirds. Too bad the kingdom wasn’t like a field of sunflowers.
If everyone would have believed, the kingdom would have been the same but much bigger.
If all the saints would have survived, church as we know it wouldn’t exist.
Religion has caused more to die than all the wars of man, and still people go to church.
If you climb a mountain during the winter, you can expect many problems. If you obey God, you can also expect many problems. Your dead either way.
The life of a sheep herder is at times, peaceful and serene. It can also be stressful and hard work. Now you know what it’s like to be in the Kingdom of God.
Once you’re in the Kingdom for a while and get to know those outside the Kingdom, you wonder how you ever made it.
The Kingdom is like a see-thru mirror that most people see themselves in.
What man can understand God’s creation who can’t even create one cell, let alone the atoms that are in it.
Science has brought us closer to God in fifty years than Christianity has in 1600 years.
There’s only one way to tell if the Kingdom of God exists, but you’ll have to wait until you die first.
The most interesting thing of God’s creation is; How did he know what size to make everything in his invisible spirit? Wouldn’t it be easier to create everything first, to see if it fits, and then make it disappear?
Why do people worry when they’re already dead. I suppose they’d have a heart attack if they were alive.
The question that everyone should ask themselves is who is running the show inside. Is it God who doesn’t allow sinning or is it their sins that have always run it.
A patient man is willing to wait for life.
Patience goes a long ways. All the way into the kingdom it goes.
A man without patience will do all God’s work before God comes to work in them.
Just think if Moses didn’t have patience, we would all be running around lawless.
I can’t think of a better way to explain God than to say, “He did it.”
Everyone will think that I wrote these riddles. That’s okay, Jesus knows they don’t believe in the author.
Every time I give a man the truth, he lies to me. Every time a man lies to me, I give him the truth. These Christian men sure can get on my nerves.
How do you love a man while he’s biting your ankles? Do you pet him, hoping he’ll stop, or give him a little love bark. Either way he’ll keep biting your ankles because he has no love in him.
God has a seventh sense. Man has no sense and his number is 666.
How big is God? He’s so big that no one can see him or so small that no one can see him, but if you believe in him, he’s the perfect size for you.
Did you know women were made from men. Eve didn’t care for this information either and ever since then, women have been trying to liberate themselves from men.
Unless you’re living, you’re all sinners. So why don’t you pick on your own self instead of the rest of your dying friends.
A child doesn’t like taking a bath and getting cleaned but they sure love to cuddle up to their Father afterwards.
The wind blows in every direction but yours unless you have faith. Then you’ll feel the wind blow.
Being left alone is a sign that you’re not alone at all.
All the friends of Jesus were born with him. Then they lived with him for a long time before they had to die for him. Then they lived with him a while until they died, but this time they lived forever.
If it wasn’t for religion, we would never have known what God did in a man of faith before man made a religion out of what God did for that man of faith.
The problem with Christianity today is the rocks that got mixed up.
Does Jesus have a sense of humor? Why don’t you ask him, haven’t you noticed his humor in any of these riddles?
There’s more love in the kingdom than the entire world, but that will change one day when the whole world is loved.
One time in the kingdom and your hooked for life.
An addiction is the best gift that a man can have as long as he doesn’t trade his addiction for religion.
God bless and addict who doesn’t need A.A. to straighten him out.
If you rely on man for your problems, you’ll end up solving his problem instead. Proud men love to solve problems.
Where did man ever get the idea he could sin with Jesus Christ. I thought Jesus was sinless.
Did you know God owns the house we live in and we’re supposed to keep it clean for him? No wonder he doesn’t want them back. But he’ll gladly clean our house for us if we ask him.
Every moment that passes by is a moment closer to God.
Whenever I’m killed will be the happiest day of my life. Never again will I have to open another door to get in.
A spiritual law is much different than man’s law. Man’s law is easier to obey.
I almost died from alcoholism until I met him. I’m sure glad I met him thirty years ago.
I’ve met a lot of people who are being moved by the Holy Spirit that lives in them but not one of them knows me. I thought Jesus knew who his sheep were.
The loneliest place to preach the gospel is in MySpace. Everybodies busy buying and selling for the beast.
The beast is a mystery for all those who read the prophesies. They don’t realize the beast is killing us all.
A false prophet always accuses someone else of being a false prophet. Welcome to Christianity.
A false prophet looks, smells, and speaks like a true prophet but a true prophet hears much better.
A little boy got lost in the woods but he didn’t realize he was lost because he had been with his Father many times in there. This time, however, his Father wasn’t there with him and the boy began to cry. It was good the little boy cried out for his Father because his Father knew he’d been blind from birth and had no fear of the darkness. Without hearing his son’s cries, he might not be at home with his Father now.
If you fight the battle alone, you will never meet the King. Meet the King first, and he’ll fight the battle for you.
The bigger the crowd of people, the more people are attracted to it. That’s why the kingdom is so small.
The mind is a powerful thing in a man but his heart is the weakest. The mind is the weakest thing in a saint but his heart is the strongest. It’s good the mind of God takes over his weakest thing.
A man desires everything but God. A saint loves God and desires nothing else.
If you’re preaching to me about God until something important in the world calls you, then you’re not preacher of God’s.
The most important thing of preaching the gospel of the Kingdom is the person who loves the Lord. Keep preaching to that person until the Lord loves him, too.
To obey God isn’t so hard to do. Just remember when you were four years old and had to obey your Dad.
Who says we have to obey God. We’re not living by the Law anymore since Jesus came. Think about this for awhile and wonder why you’re not in the kingdom yet.
More people have been fooled with one little sin than all the wise men put together.
A man without the truth is a liar. A man with the truth is not a liar. A liar can’t tell the truth anything.
A man in the kingdom appears to be one for those outside and inside the kingdom, but those outside the kingdom are blind to the second man in the kingdom.
Don’t mistaken spiritual things for religion. Spiritual things are of God while religion is from man.
Knowledge is God’s worst enemy to reach man. Knowledge is man’s best
The more we sin the longer our repentance. The more we obey, the quicker we’re forgiven.
There is one that knows everything and that’s all we need to know.
A spirit can only be seen if its dressed in righteousness. The righteous have no spirit to show.
When you think you have it, you’re not even close to it. When you think you’ll never get it, it is very close to you.
One never knows until he knows he will always know.
A sin in a man proves he’s a man. A sin in religious man proves he’s a liar.
Christianity was unknown in the beginning. Now it’s unknown by God.