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Offline sainthieu

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« on: February 03, 2011, 12:27:46 AM »
..about gluttony. However I only had a very small meal today and my sexual passions are stronger than ever right now. Anytime I eat some food I get this sensation to have sex, please pray for me. I don't know what I can do.

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« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2011, 01:42:18 AM »
Stay away from oysters.

Oysters taste good, but have never done anything like that for me .... or to my other half.  :o :laugh: :laugh:
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« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2011, 11:58:53 AM »
Stay away from oysters.

Funny how this differs geographically. In Central Asia it is plov that is considered to awaken the passions, and in India onions and garlic.

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« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2011, 12:18:27 PM »
Stay away from oysters.

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« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2011, 12:20:26 PM »
The fringe folks who do ultra-low calorie "living" to "live" longer attest one of the first things to go is libido.

Enjoy your 800-1200 calories a day.
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Re: Oysters
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2011, 01:11:47 PM »
The fringe folks who do ultra-low calorie "living" to "live" longer attest one of the first things to go is libido. Enjoy your 800-1200 calories a day.

Wow, who could have guessed that at the darkest days of my undergraduate poverty, I was actually heralding a new diet trend.

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Re: Oysters
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2011, 01:24:39 PM »
In my college days, we joked about the 'Freshman 15,' which was the extra weight the students put on eating in the dorm cafeteria!  I was the only one who lost weight, but it wasn't from poverty... it was an ulcer.

With all the student lending this days, you don't find too many 'starving students' anymore. 


The fringe folks who do ultra-low calorie "living" to "live" longer attest one of the first things to go is libido. Enjoy your 800-1200 calories a day.

Wow, who could have guessed that at the darkest days of my undergraduate poverty, I was actually heralding a new diet trend.
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« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2011, 05:55:43 PM »
is this serious ::)

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Re: The Church Fathers were right...
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2011, 06:06:02 PM »
is this serious ::)

Uh yeah it is. What's your deal?
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