Yeah, David pretty much opened my eyes to Homestar... (pretty much because I would IM him from work telling him I was bored & to entertain me), and I will be eternally grateful. I guess, Pedro, that you were not yet here when I had the Tragador aviator.
And as for the Simpsons... If I don't get my daily dose of 2 episodes a day, or I miss a new episode, life just doesn't seem right (actually during the week I'm ok, but if I miss the new one on Sunday nights, watch out).
Among fav Simpsons quotes:
(Joining the Movementarian Cult Episode) Chanting:
"The Leader is good, The Leader is Great, we surrender our will, as of this date."
"Na na na na na na na na na na... LEADER"
(Ransom in Brazil Episode) Lisa To Homer: Do you know that when its summer in the United States, its winter here? Homer: So does that mean everything is backwards? Crooks chase cops. You get drunk on water! Lisa: No dad! Homer: ...Snow falls upwards... Lisa: Yes Dad
(Finding out Maggie's an alien Episode) Homer: "Oh, look! Maggie's lost her baby legs..."
(The SuperSquishy Episode)<<Homer finds $$$ when searching under the couch for a peanut he dropped>> 20 Dollars? But I wanted a peanut! (Brain: 20 dollars can buy many peanuts!) Explain How! (Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!) WOOHOO!
Barney: I don't know where you pixies came from, but I sure like your pixie juice.
(Don't remember the Episode) Homer: "To Alcohol - The cause of, and solution to - All life's problems"
And of course, who can forget the songs (yeah, I had to look a couple of these up... but then again, what else do I have to do at work?):
Who controls the British crown? Who keep the metric system down? ...We do! We do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? ...We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Gutenberg, a star? ...We do! We do!
Who robs cavefish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? ...We do! We doooo!
(Sherry Bobbins Nanny Episode)
Sherry Bobbins: In front of a tavern, flat on his face, A boozehound named Barney is pleading his case.
Barney: Buy me a beer, Two bucks a glass, Come on, help me, I'm freezing my a** Buy me brandy, A snifter of wineGÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¡Ãƒâ€šÃ‚ÂªWho am I kidding, I'll drink turpentine
Moe: Move it ya drunk, Or I'll blast yer rear end
Barney: I found 2 bucks
Moe: Then come in my friend
Sherry Bobbins: And so let us leave, On this heart warming scene
Bart: Can I be a boozehound?
Homer: Not 'till your fifteen
(House of Burlesque Episode) (Sorry for anyone who might be offended by the next lyricsGÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¡Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Âª If you think you might be offended, just stop reading now).
Homer: You can close down Moe's, Or the Kwick-E-Mart, And nobody would care...
But the heart and soul, of Springfield in, Our Maison Derri+Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â¿re
Belle & Dancing Girls: We're the sauce on you steak, We're the cheese on your cake... We put the 'Spring' in Springfield, We're the lace on the nightgown, The point after touchdown
Yes We keep the 'Spring' in Springfield
We're that little extra spice, That makes existence extra nice, A giddy little thrill, At a reasonable price
Rev. Lovejoy: Our only major quarrels, With your total lack of morals
Belle & Dancing Girls: Our skimpy costumes ain't so badGÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¡Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Âª They seem to entertain your dadGÃƒÆ’Ã¢â‚¬Â¡Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Âª We're the gin in your martini, The clams in your linguini
We put the (BumbleBee Man: antenna spring noise) in Springfield
Wiggam, Krusty, Sinner: We remember our first visit
Mayor Quimby: There're service was exquisite
Mrs. Quimby: Why Joseph, I had no idea
Mayor Quimby: Come on now, you were working here
Grampa Simpson & Jasper: Without it, we would have no fun, Since March of 1961
Bart: To shut them down, that would be twisted
Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney: We just heard this place existed
Dancing Girls: We're the highlights in your hairdo
Apu: The extra arms on Vishnu
Dancing Girls: So don't take the (Barney, burp)
Mob: We won't take the (SideShow Mel, slide whistle)
Everyone: So let's keep the (Moe, trash can lids as cymbals) in Springfield-
Ok, so yeah, I'm a bit of a Simpsons freak...