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Offline metanoios

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Somebody help me out here
« on: January 16, 2011, 09:29:37 PM »
How do I leave this country and join the great Russian army?
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Offline sainthieu

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Re: Somebody help me out here
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2011, 10:25:22 PM »
I was sure I locked the liquor cabinet....

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Re: Somebody help me out here
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2011, 10:42:20 PM »
Simple. Move to Moscow, stand in the middle of a street in front of a police station, and continually scream as loud as you can: "I vwant you, to vwant me!" They'll take care of you just fine.  :)

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Re: Somebody help me out here
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2011, 11:24:24 PM »
Yeah, defecting to Russia worked out so well for Lee Harvey Oswald.
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Re: Somebody help me out here
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2011, 11:17:52 AM »
How do I leave this country and join the great Russian army?
Have you tried this link?

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Re: Somebody help me out here
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2011, 04:42:49 PM »
How do I leave this country and join the great Russian army?

I don't know.  When I grow up, I want to join Moscow OMON.
I would be happy to agree with you, but then both of us would be wrong.

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Re: Somebody help me out here
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2011, 02:36:34 PM »
I don't know about the Russian army but I think the Serbian army is (and has been) taking foreign recruits.  I don't have sources on hand, but I think I saw it on the official Yugoslav Army page (at the time it was still Yugoslavia minus those other guys).
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