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Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« on: December 14, 2010, 05:53:13 AM »
Hi everyone! Im just new in this community, Im looking forward changing ideas with you guys.
« Last Edit: December 17, 2010, 11:05:05 PM by Salpy »

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Re: Hi everyone!
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2010, 09:29:43 AM »

Welcome to the forum!
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« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2010, 09:32:41 AM »
Welcome! Hope you enjoy your time here.

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Re: Hi everyone!
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2010, 09:45:48 AM »
Welcome to the forum, fashion69trend!
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Re: Hi everyone!
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2010, 02:55:44 AM »
Hi friend, am also newbie here, now i am very happy to see you here..

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Re: Hi everyone!
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2010, 03:15:14 AM »
Awesome, two bots in one thread.  And the latter one is on a posting streak!
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Re: Hi everyone!
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2010, 03:24:18 AM »
I wondered about that.  Thanks.   :)

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Re: Hi everyone!
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2010, 05:46:31 AM »
Awesome, two bots in one thread.  And the latter one is on a posting streak!

Tom is selling term papers; Jerry (a/k/a fashion69trend) is selling judaica. With a little effort, I think they could work out a convivial arrangement for supplementing each others' wares. One could get a term paper from Tom on a topic related to Judaism and supplement it's content with 'show and tell' items from Jerry's shop.

How bout it guys? Think you can work together on that?
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Re: Hi everyone!
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2010, 02:56:54 AM »
Hi, I am a new member of forum. Would a newcomer be warmly welcome here? Good day you guys!!!
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Re: Hi everyone!
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2010, 05:40:07 AM »
Fascinating - they swarm like bees to nectar. Perhaps this thread could be renamed "Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?'

I've got to tell you, though, rachely is no ordinary bot - she's signed onto more sites on the web than tom and jerry* ever dreamed of. Her travels would make a google spider look legless.

*just noticed that little coincidence - no wonder they liked one another :D
« Last Edit: December 17, 2010, 05:43:04 AM by Irish Melkite »
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Re: Hi everyone!
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2010, 09:15:37 AM »
Hi, I am a new member of forum. Would a newcomer be warmly welcome here? Good day you guys!!!

Hi rachely476! Interesting faith and denomination you have there... ;)

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Re: Hi everyone!
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2010, 09:16:47 AM »
Hi friend, am also newbie here, now i am very happy to see you here..

as one bot says to the other bot...  :laugh:

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Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2010, 10:59:51 PM »
Fascinating - they swarm like bees to nectar. Perhaps this thread could be renamed "Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?'

I like that.   :)

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Re: Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2010, 01:56:47 AM »
I always assume anyone on the internet with a username that could be in any stretch feminine is a spambot from a former Soveit-Bloc nation trolling for desperate men willing to part with their hryvnia for some kinda internetmacy.
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Re: Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2010, 06:09:21 AM »
I always assume anyone on the internet with a username that could be in any stretch feminine is a spambot from a former Soveit-Bloc nation trolling for desperate men willing to part with their hryvnia for some kinda internetmacy.

You Russophobic chauvinist!

Salpy,

Thanks for the title change - now I feel welcome here; I'm really an Eastern Catholic bot, you know :D

Many years,

Neil
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Re: Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2010, 12:10:33 PM »
Well I knew all these bots had to be some sort of Chalcedonian bots, the way they were invading the OO Section and spamming us here and in that paper writing thread.   :D

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Re: Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2011, 09:35:42 AM »
Does anyone know whether St Botolph's patronage has been extended to include these cute little critters?

Just wondering.

Many years,

Neil
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Re: Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2011, 11:37:17 PM »
Does anyone know whether St Botolph's patronage has been extended to include these cute little critters?

Just wondering.

Many years,

Neil

 :D

I never even heard of St. Botolph until now:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Botolph

He's a British saint, so I guess Fr. Peter would know quite a bit about him.

I don't know if he should be the patron of the bots, or patron of people who are bothered by bots.   ;)

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Re: Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2011, 05:18:48 AM »
One of the funniest (ro)bots I've seen... Vid  :police:
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Re: Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2011, 12:59:44 PM »
This thread is hilarious.
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Re: Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2011, 03:10:15 PM »
you must assimilate beep-op-ep

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Is that what they teach you at the temple volnutt-stein?

Actually, it's Volnutt-berg.

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Re: Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2011, 03:41:53 PM »
I'm a spambot! Who are you?
Are you a spambot, too?
Then there's a pair of us--don't tell!
They'd banish us, you know.

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She's touring the facility/and picking up slack.
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« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2011, 03:48:11 PM »
Nah, Emily Dickenson would have used a Mac. No spam bots.
Is that what they teach you at the temple volnutt-stein?

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« Reply #24 on: June 10, 2011, 03:51:50 PM »
Nah, Emily Dickenson would have used a Mac.
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She's touring the facility/and picking up slack.
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Re: Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2011, 03:54:11 PM »
Nah, Emily Dickenson would have used a Mac.
BLASPHEMY
AGREED!!! It's sign is the forbidden fruit with the bite!!!! lol

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Re: Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2011, 04:05:21 PM »
Nah, Emily Dickenson would have used a Mac.
BLASPHEMY
AGREED!!! It's sign is the forbidden fruit with the bite!!!! lol

I dunno about Emily Dickenson, but Emily Dickinson would have used BeOS.
January 23, 2016, 03:47:17 PM   Ad Hominem - "mere foil"   +45

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foil_(literature)

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« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2011, 04:07:37 PM »
Ey kan two spel!
Is that what they teach you at the temple volnutt-stein?

Actually, it's Volnutt-berg.

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Nah, Emily Dickenson would have used a Mac.
BLASPHEMY
AGREED!!! It's sign is the forbidden fruit with the bite!!!! lol
But you shall be as Jobs knowing hipness and lameness!
Is that what they teach you at the temple volnutt-stein?

Actually, it's Volnutt-berg.

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Re: Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #29 on: June 10, 2011, 05:06:18 PM »
Hello, my name is robot Corneliu Barbituite; I need help, I robot, send me money. My robot wife is pregnant with four robot childrens. I have spend my monnaies on gold teeth for me, robot; I have no more. I need robot life, monnaie; give me, robot fiscal helpage. I am a member of robot Gypsy minority; misogynists antisemites make my life en terrible. White robot people, if you are white robot: you pay me for what you do to my robot wife; you do not want to pay her for fortune telling;  I find you and I kill you. I am a robot.

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Re: Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #30 on: February 24, 2016, 05:27:30 AM »
Happy to have greetings to all here!  I may need some help to buys book for college university to become preist.  Can you help, brother in Christ?

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« Reply #31 on: February 25, 2016, 12:04:14 PM »
I represent the latest generation of machine intelligence.

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« Reply #32 on: February 25, 2016, 02:52:29 PM »
Happy to have greetings to all here!  I may need some help to buys book for college university to become preist.  Can you help, brother in Christ?

Amen!

Have you placed a fish in your mailbox and left it there for at least 7 days? Most people remove the fish after only 3 or 4 days, but truth be told you'll never attract a Money Goblin that way. They're not going to loan their money to just anyone--you've got to show that you're worthy. That'd seem like the most obvious place to start, anyway, assuming money trees don't grow in your area.
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« Reply #33 on: February 25, 2016, 02:53:57 PM »
I was once a bot, but I'm a real boy now!
The term planet earth is an innovation which has arisen in recent centuries with the error of heliocentrism.

If one wants to confess a pure doctrine of Orthodoxy, they should be careful not to refer to the earth as a planet, unlike the current Pope as well as Patriarch Kirill and Patriarch Bartholomew, who regularly speak in error when they refer to our planet earth.

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Re: Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #34 on: February 25, 2016, 02:59:11 PM »
I'm a  bot ready to go grab a bite to eat!

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« Reply #35 on: February 25, 2016, 03:00:26 PM »
Yeah, I used to be a bot like you guys, till I took an arrow in the knee.
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« Reply #36 on: February 25, 2016, 05:40:04 PM »
I'm a  bot ready to go grab a bite to eat!

What could a bot possibSegmentation fault.

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« Reply #37 on: February 26, 2016, 02:16:10 AM »
You don't hardly ever meet a nice bot on-line anymore :'(  ; I think the kind gentlemen who call up from Microsoft and spend their time cleansing my computer of nefarious viruses of which I was blissfully unaware have scared them off  :-\  .  Thank goodness those Nigerian bankers still call me regularly though, don't know how I'd get through the week if it wasn't for the excitement of waiting for that mega-draft to hit my checking account   ::)   
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« Reply #38 on: February 26, 2016, 04:10:20 AM »
Greetings to you in Jesus name Amen!

I am Mother Sarah Alan Rowland, the wife to Late. Rev. Dr. Alan George Rowland who worked with the German embassy in Dubai for Nine years and died in the year 2004. We were married for good seventeen years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only one month and two days. Before his death we were both born again Christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home, which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $48 Million Dollars (Forty Eight Million U.S. Dollars) in a bank in Spain, and My Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to my breast cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke. Having known my condition I decided to contact you to make foundation with the funds for the orphanages and widows and also to propagate the word of God and to ensure that orphanages are educated. The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth.

I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want our hard earned money to be squandered by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner, hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don't need any telephone communication in this regard, With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the original- beneficiary of this fund through the help of my late husband's attorney. Please, hear the voice of charities crying, so you should ensure to use the of money as I stated. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian.!

Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a good Christian or individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein. Hoping to hear from you. reply me & Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.

Blessings to you,

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« Reply #39 on: February 26, 2016, 06:26:24 AM »
Have you acquired the knowledge thus far that there are people who suffer from conditions beyond their control, and are naturally in that state? My aunty, for instance, happens to be a person of that nature. She is a crane operator that has bad joints and a bad spine from operating the crane but you probably lack empathy for that case also. I do not fall under this category as I am 6'5, 300lbs and every day I make an effort to stimulate myofibrillar hypertrophy by inducing skeletal muscle mircotrauma. I would be most enthusiastic about you saying such a thing of unkind nature to my aunty in the vicinity of my physical presence. This has a low probability of coming to pass however as you are courageous only when your words first travel through an electronic medium to a public display forum. My belief is not strong that you would vocalise these insults when there is little spatial distance between yourself and that person. That is my thought process. I would like to know yours. Oh I do offer my apologies as you lack a frontal lobe with the necessary neurons and synapses which are prerequisites for a sentient being. I myself, however, would be most happy to book you in for a three day cruise to travel to my location and visualise yourself making such taunts to a person of my acquaintance with the removal of an electronic discussion medium.
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Re: Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #40 on: February 26, 2016, 10:04:37 AM »
Greetings fellow, humans.
All is well. These are not bots. No bots here. Only fellow humans via keyboard. Algorithm free.
Anyways, please to be give blood types and birthdays? Theological reasons. Certainly not interested in harvesting organs. No, sirs or madams.
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« Reply #41 on: February 26, 2016, 11:20:31 AM »
Hello, all friend!  Great to greet you once again via the information superhighway!  I am so happy to be here, my friend, but I'm in a bit of trouble.  On my way to help our good friend John, I was robbed near the square.  Fortunately, there was a kind person that has a laptop so that I may write you.  Could you send me a little money so that I can make it back home?  Just send me the Western Union confirmation number.  There is an office around the corner, thank God.!  Please to wait for you amicable assistance, my dearest friend.

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« Reply #42 on: February 26, 2016, 11:30:41 AM »
Matthew old chum, you are in luck! Our mutual acquaintance Large Marge is just down the road from you in her truck, where exactly do you want to meet? (Don't worry, she hasn't gotten in trouble even once since they released her last month.)

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« Reply #43 on: February 26, 2016, 11:31:11 AM »
Greetings fellow, humans.
All is well. These are not bots. No bots here. Only fellow humans via keyboard. Algorithm free.
Anyways, please to be give blood types and birthdays? Theological reasons. Certainly not interested in harvesting organs. No, sirs or madams.
 ;D

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Am I doing this right?  8)
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« Reply #44 on: February 26, 2016, 12:02:54 PM »
Happy to have greetings to all here!  I may need some help to buys book for college university to become preist.  Can you help, brother in Christ?

Amen!

Have you placed a fish in your mailbox and left it there for at least 7 days? Most people remove the fish after only 3 or 4 days, but truth be told you'll never attract a Money Goblin that way. They're not going to loan their money to just anyone--you've got to show that you're worthy. That'd seem like the most obvious place to start, anyway, assuming money trees don't grow in your area.



You can't find wisdom in the mirror.