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« on: December 14, 2010, 05:53:13 AM »

Hi everyone! Im just new in this community, Im looking forward changing ideas with you guys.
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« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2010, 09:29:43 AM »


Welcome to the forum!
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« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2010, 09:32:41 AM »

Welcome! Hope you enjoy your time here.
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« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2010, 09:45:48 AM »

Welcome to the forum, fashion69trend!
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« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2010, 02:55:44 AM »

Hi friend, am also newbie here, now i am very happy to see you here..
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« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2010, 03:15:14 AM »

Awesome, two bots in one thread.  And the latter one is on a posting streak!
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« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2010, 03:24:18 AM »

I wondered about that.  Thanks.   Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2010, 05:46:31 AM »

Awesome, two bots in one thread.  And the latter one is on a posting streak!

Tom is selling term papers; Jerry (a/k/a fashion69trend) is selling judaica. With a little effort, I think they could work out a convivial arrangement for supplementing each others' wares. One could get a term paper from Tom on a topic related to Judaism and supplement it's content with 'show and tell' items from Jerry's shop.

How bout it guys? Think you can work together on that?
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« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2010, 02:56:54 AM »

Hi, I am a new member of forum. Would a newcomer be warmly welcome here? Good day you guys!!!
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« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2010, 05:40:07 AM »

Fascinating - they swarm like bees to nectar. Perhaps this thread could be renamed "Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?'

I've got to tell you, though, rachely is no ordinary bot - she's signed onto more sites on the web than tom and jerry* ever dreamed of. Her travels would make a google spider look legless.

*just noticed that little coincidence - no wonder they liked one another Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2010, 09:15:37 AM »

Hi, I am a new member of forum. Would a newcomer be warmly welcome here? Good day you guys!!!

Hi rachely476! Interesting faith and denomination you have there... Wink
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« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2010, 09:16:47 AM »

Hi friend, am also newbie here, now i am very happy to see you here..

as one bot says to the other bot...  laugh
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« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2010, 10:59:51 PM »

Fascinating - they swarm like bees to nectar. Perhaps this thread could be renamed "Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?'

I like that.   Smiley
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« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2010, 01:56:47 AM »

I always assume anyone on the internet with a username that could be in any stretch feminine is a spambot from a former Soveit-Bloc nation trolling for desperate men willing to part with their hryvnia for some kinda internetmacy.
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« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2010, 06:09:21 AM »

I always assume anyone on the internet with a username that could be in any stretch feminine is a spambot from a former Soveit-Bloc nation trolling for desperate men willing to part with their hryvnia for some kinda internetmacy.

You Russophobic chauvinist!

Salpy,

Thanks for the title change - now I feel welcome here; I'm really an Eastern Catholic bot, you know Cheesy

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« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2010, 12:10:33 PM »

Well I knew all these bots had to be some sort of Chalcedonian bots, the way they were invading the OO Section and spamming us here and in that paper writing thread.   Cheesy
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« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2011, 09:35:42 AM »

Does anyone know whether St Botolph's patronage has been extended to include these cute little critters?

Just wondering.

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« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2011, 11:37:17 PM »

Does anyone know whether St Botolph's patronage has been extended to include these cute little critters?

Just wondering.

Many years,

Neil

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I never even heard of St. Botolph until now:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Botolph

He's a British saint, so I guess Fr. Peter would know quite a bit about him.

I don't know if he should be the patron of the bots, or patron of people who are bothered by bots.   Wink
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« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2011, 05:18:48 AM »

One of the funniest (ro)bots I've seen... Vid  police
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« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2011, 12:59:44 PM »

This thread is hilarious.
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« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2011, 03:10:15 PM »

you must assimilate beep-op-ep
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« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2011, 03:36:51 PM »

Speaking of dangerous expanding robots laugh

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/08/apple-campus-cupertino-steve-jobs_n_873032.html#s289122
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« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2011, 03:41:53 PM »

I'm a spambot! Who are you?
Are you a spambot, too?
Then there's a pair of us--don't tell!
They'd banish us, you know.

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« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2011, 03:48:11 PM »

Nah, Emily Dickenson would have used a Mac. No spam bots.
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« Reply #24 on: June 10, 2011, 03:51:50 PM »

Nah, Emily Dickenson would have used a Mac.
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« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2011, 03:54:11 PM »

Nah, Emily Dickenson would have used a Mac.
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« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2011, 04:05:21 PM »

Nah, Emily Dickenson would have used a Mac.
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I dunno about Emily Dickenson, but Emily Dickinson would have used BeOS.
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« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2011, 04:07:37 PM »

Ey kan two spel!
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« Reply #28 on: June 10, 2011, 04:08:59 PM »

Nah, Emily Dickenson would have used a Mac.
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But you shall be as Jobs knowing hipness and lameness!
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« Reply #29 on: June 10, 2011, 05:06:18 PM »

Hello, my name is robot Corneliu Barbituite; I need help, I robot, send me money. My robot wife is pregnant with four robot childrens. I have spend my monnaies on gold teeth for me, robot; I have no more. I need robot life, monnaie; give me, robot fiscal helpage. I am a member of robot Gypsy minority; misogynists antisemites make my life en terrible. White robot people, if you are white robot: you pay me for what you do to my robot wife; you do not want to pay her for fortune telling;  I find you and I kill you. I am a robot.

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