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Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« on: December 14, 2010, 05:53:13 AM »
Hi everyone! Im just new in this community, Im looking forward changing ideas with you guys.
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Re: Hi everyone!
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2010, 09:29:43 AM »

Welcome to the forum!
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Re: Hi everyone!
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2010, 09:32:41 AM »
Welcome! Hope you enjoy your time here.

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Re: Hi everyone!
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2010, 09:45:48 AM »
Welcome to the forum, fashion69trend!
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Re: Hi everyone!
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2010, 02:55:44 AM »
Hi friend, am also newbie here, now i am very happy to see you here..

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Re: Hi everyone!
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2010, 03:15:14 AM »
Awesome, two bots in one thread.  And the latter one is on a posting streak!
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Re: Hi everyone!
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2010, 03:24:18 AM »
I wondered about that.  Thanks.   :)

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Re: Hi everyone!
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2010, 05:46:31 AM »
Awesome, two bots in one thread.  And the latter one is on a posting streak!

Tom is selling term papers; Jerry (a/k/a fashion69trend) is selling judaica. With a little effort, I think they could work out a convivial arrangement for supplementing each others' wares. One could get a term paper from Tom on a topic related to Judaism and supplement it's content with 'show and tell' items from Jerry's shop.

How bout it guys? Think you can work together on that?
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Re: Hi everyone!
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2010, 02:56:54 AM »
Hi, I am a new member of forum. Would a newcomer be warmly welcome here? Good day you guys!!!
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Re: Hi everyone!
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2010, 05:40:07 AM »
Fascinating - they swarm like bees to nectar. Perhaps this thread could be renamed "Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?'

I've got to tell you, though, rachely is no ordinary bot - she's signed onto more sites on the web than tom and jerry* ever dreamed of. Her travels would make a google spider look legless.

*just noticed that little coincidence - no wonder they liked one another :D
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Re: Hi everyone!
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2010, 09:15:37 AM »
Hi, I am a new member of forum. Would a newcomer be warmly welcome here? Good day you guys!!!

Hi rachely476! Interesting faith and denomination you have there... ;)

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Re: Hi everyone!
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2010, 09:16:47 AM »
Hi friend, am also newbie here, now i am very happy to see you here..

as one bot says to the other bot...  :laugh:

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Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2010, 10:59:51 PM »
Fascinating - they swarm like bees to nectar. Perhaps this thread could be renamed "Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?'

I like that.   :)

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Re: Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2010, 01:56:47 AM »
I always assume anyone on the internet with a username that could be in any stretch feminine is a spambot from a former Soveit-Bloc nation trolling for desperate men willing to part with their hryvnia for some kinda internetmacy.
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Re: Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2010, 06:09:21 AM »
I always assume anyone on the internet with a username that could be in any stretch feminine is a spambot from a former Soveit-Bloc nation trolling for desperate men willing to part with their hryvnia for some kinda internetmacy.

You Russophobic chauvinist!

Salpy,

Thanks for the title change - now I feel welcome here; I'm really an Eastern Catholic bot, you know :D

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Re: Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2010, 12:10:33 PM »
Well I knew all these bots had to be some sort of Chalcedonian bots, the way they were invading the OO Section and spamming us here and in that paper writing thread.   :D

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Re: Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2011, 09:35:42 AM »
Does anyone know whether St Botolph's patronage has been extended to include these cute little critters?

Just wondering.

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Re: Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2011, 11:37:17 PM »
Does anyone know whether St Botolph's patronage has been extended to include these cute little critters?

Just wondering.

Many years,

Neil

 :D

I never even heard of St. Botolph until now:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Botolph

He's a British saint, so I guess Fr. Peter would know quite a bit about him.

I don't know if he should be the patron of the bots, or patron of people who are bothered by bots.   ;)

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Re: Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2011, 05:18:48 AM »
One of the funniest (ro)bots I've seen... Vid  :police:
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Re: Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2011, 12:59:44 PM »
This thread is hilarious.
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Re: Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2011, 03:10:15 PM »
you must assimilate beep-op-ep

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Re: Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2011, 03:41:53 PM »
I'm a spambot! Who are you?
Are you a spambot, too?
Then there's a pair of us--don't tell!
They'd banish us, you know.

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She's touring the facility/and picking up slack.
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Re: Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2011, 03:48:11 PM »
Nah, Emily Dickenson would have used a Mac. No spam bots.
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« Reply #24 on: June 10, 2011, 03:51:50 PM »
Nah, Emily Dickenson would have used a Mac.
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Re: Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2011, 03:54:11 PM »
Nah, Emily Dickenson would have used a Mac.
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AGREED!!! It's sign is the forbidden fruit with the bite!!!! lol

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« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2011, 04:05:21 PM »
Nah, Emily Dickenson would have used a Mac.
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AGREED!!! It's sign is the forbidden fruit with the bite!!!! lol

I dunno about Emily Dickenson, but Emily Dickinson would have used BeOS.
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« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2011, 04:07:37 PM »
Ey kan two spel!
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« Reply #28 on: June 10, 2011, 04:08:59 PM »
Nah, Emily Dickenson would have used a Mac.
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AGREED!!! It's sign is the forbidden fruit with the bite!!!! lol
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Re: Hi everyone! I'm a bot, are you?
« Reply #29 on: June 10, 2011, 05:06:18 PM »
Hello, my name is robot Corneliu Barbituite; I need help, I robot, send me money. My robot wife is pregnant with four robot childrens. I have spend my monnaies on gold teeth for me, robot; I have no more. I need robot life, monnaie; give me, robot fiscal helpage. I am a member of robot Gypsy minority; misogynists antisemites make my life en terrible. White robot people, if you are white robot: you pay me for what you do to my robot wife; you do not want to pay her for fortune telling;  I find you and I kill you. I am a robot.

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