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Offline Tallitot

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Save the date!!!
« on: December 02, 2010, 11:36:24 PM »
group claims they have pinpointed a date for the 2nd coming:
http://gawker.com/5704035/save-the-date-jesus-is-coming-in-may
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Re: Save the date!!!
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2010, 11:44:42 PM »
group claims they have pinpointed a date for the 2nd coming:
http://gawker.com/5704035/save-the-date-jesus-is-coming-in-may
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Re: Save the date!!!
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2010, 11:48:44 PM »
Oh, yeah-- Harold Camping! He revises his end-of-the-world day predictions every few years.  :o  ??? I'm glad I'll get to celebrate my birthday one last time, 20 days before the end. Yay!  :laugh:

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Re: Save the date!!!
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2010, 11:55:22 PM »
There's a guy driving around a big white van with this message printed all over it. I think I've seen him 3-4 times in the past two months. I just want to know what he'll say if nothing happens.
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Re: Save the date!!!
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2010, 11:56:44 PM »
my bags are packed!

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Re: Save the date!!!
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2010, 12:11:07 AM »
Well, that's odd... I thought is was supposed to be the 20th...

I'm going to need this.

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Re: Save the date!!!
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2010, 02:58:23 AM »
I am actually pretty confident it will happen on the 3rd of June.
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Re: Save the date!!!
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2010, 11:01:39 AM »
I am actually pretty confident it will happen on the 3rd of June.

That's awful, it's the day before my son's birthday. Have to get the cards out early I guess.

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Re: Save the date!!!
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2010, 11:17:20 AM »
I guess I can max out the credit cards and enjoy myself for the next few months!

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Re: Save the date!!!
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2010, 01:51:54 PM »
There's a guy driving around a big white van with this message printed all over it. I think I've seen him 3-4 times in the past two months. I just want to know what he'll say if nothing happens.
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Re: Save the date!!!
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2010, 02:06:35 PM »
How many times has The Rapture occured in the past thirty years?
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Re: Save the date!!!
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2010, 02:11:21 PM »
How many times has The Rapture occured in the past thirty years?

If ya' have to ask, you're probably not raptured!  lol

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Re: Save the date!!!
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2010, 03:06:07 PM »
I try to live my life as if tomorrow is the 2ND Coming, and when it doesn't come, I'm not disappointed and I say, "Thank You,God, for giving this sinner another day to repent."
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Re: Save the date!!!
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2010, 03:10:29 PM »
I try to live my life as if tomorrow is the 2ND Coming, and when it doesn't come, I'm not disappointed and I say, "Thank You,God, for giving this sinner another day to repent."

Seriously, that was well put. You made me remember that we really shouldn't mock the beliefs of others and I apologize for chiming in.

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Re: Save the date!!!
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2010, 03:32:09 PM »
I try to live my life as if tomorrow is the 2ND Coming, and when it doesn't come, I'm not disappointed and I say, "Thank You,God, for giving this sinner another day to repent."

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Re: Save the date!!!
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2010, 08:51:43 PM »
How many times has The Rapture occured in the past thirty years?

If ya' have to ask, you're probably not raptured!  lol

Maybe he's saving the best for last? ;)

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Re: Save the date!!!
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2010, 10:04:44 PM »
How many times has The Rapture occured in the past thirty years?

If ya' have to ask, you're probably not raptured!  lol

Maybe he's saving the best for last? ;)

LMAO! *remembers: pride goes before the fall*
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Re: Save the date!!!
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2010, 12:07:27 AM »
How many times has The Rapture occured in the past thirty years?

If ya' have to ask, you're probably not raptured!  lol

Maybe he's saving the best for last? ;)

LMAO! *remembers: pride goes before the fall*

Indeed, yet at the same time, the first shall be last  ;D

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Re: Save the date!!!
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2010, 12:22:29 AM »
How many times has The Rapture occured in the past thirty years?

If ya' have to ask, you're probably not raptured!  lol

Maybe he's saving the best for last? ;)

LMAO! *remembers: pride goes before the fall*

Indeed, yet at the same time, the first shall be last  ;D

Go get'em, tiger. ;)
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Re: Save the date!!!
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2010, 12:58:45 AM »
Call Japan 8 hours before it is supposed to happen here.  If nobody answers, we know it will  happen.  :P

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Re: Save the date!!!
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2010, 01:09:05 AM »
I hope I get a bike for my birthday. That would be pretty neat, even if I only got to keep it for 20 days.   :D

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Re: Save the date!!!
« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2010, 11:42:34 AM »
group claims they have pinpointed a date for the 2nd coming:
http://gawker.com/5704035/save-the-date-jesus-is-coming-in-may
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LOL! Not sure if it's the same website, but my sponsor/godfather's mother in law insisted that the Second Coming will be in June . . . . eh, one problem, she said this LAST winter and thus meant June of 2010...:)

 Whoops!


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Re: Save the date!!!
« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2010, 11:44:43 AM »
group claims they have pinpointed a date for the 2nd coming:
http://gawker.com/5704035/save-the-date-jesus-is-coming-in-may
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In case of rapture... this poster will still be here...

I know someone who once saw a bumber sticker that said, "In case of Rapture, can I have your car?"

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