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« on: April 02, 2004, 03:24:06 PM »
Q:How many Russian Old Ritualists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A:Change? Change?! what do you mean by change?!?!

Q:How many Old Calandrist schismatics does it take to change a lightbulb?

A:11.  1 to change the lightbulb and 10 to scour the canons and writings of obscrure hermits  to determine the apropriate manner in which to change the lightbulb.  

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Re:Question
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2004, 04:17:16 PM »
LOL! I love lightbulb jokes... yes I'm that corny.

Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two--one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

Q: How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 10, one to change it and 9 others to pray against the spirit of darkness.

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Re:Question
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2004, 04:40:54 PM »
Q: How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, once the lightbulb has made it's decision to be lit it will never burn out despite what those wacky Arminians say.

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Re:Question
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2004, 05:29:40 PM »
Q.  How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A.  One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
And they were first called Christians in Antioch