Here's a joke that's going arround in Russia, though it might not make sence in English (subtle ironic Russian humor, & all that):
A crow (varona), sitting on a tree branch, has a chunk of cheese in her beak. Up runs a fox (lesa), and asks "Varona, ah Varona, are you voting for Putin?" Varona doesn't say anything. Lesa asks again, "Varona, ah Varona, do you want Putin to win?" Again Varona keeps her beak shut. Again the Lesa asks "Varona, ah Varona, are you going to vote for Putin?" Finally the Varona answers "Da!" The cheese falls to the ground, which the Lesa quickly chomps down, and then runs away. The Varona thought about it, thought about, and then said "If I said no, would the outcome have been any different?"
--sounds better in Russian.