A Serbian family just moved in next door to me. Well, they are Americans now; their two boys don't even speak much Serbian, but the parents are native Serbs.
They are Orthodox but don't seem especially religious. In fact, since there is no Orthodox church within what they consider reasonable driving distance, they have been - gasp! - sending the boys to a local Baptist church.
Now, if I can just find a few more families, maybe we could get a missionary parish started here.
Those two boys need it (we all do).