PeterTheAleut
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« on: September 06, 2010, 01:00:23 AM » |
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My Fair Lady (1964) Eliza Doolittle (Audrey Hepburn) at the horse race: "COME ON, DOVER! MOVE YOUR BLOOMIN' ARSE!!!"So what are some of your favorite funny movie quotes?
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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2010, 02:51:45 AM » |
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"For those who like that sort of thing, that is the sort of thing they like. "
The Pime of Miss Jean Brode
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If people cry at weddings...why don't they laugh at funerals?
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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2010, 01:49:31 PM » |
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Life moves pretty fast - if you're not paying attention, you could miss it. (Ferris Bueller)
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"Sometimes, you just gotta say, 'OK, I still have nine live, two-headed animals' and move on.'' (owner of Coney Island freak show, upon learning he'd been outbid on a 5-legged puppy)
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« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2010, 02:47:29 PM » |
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"I have only one thing to say to you. PLASTIC."
("The Graduate," 1967)
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Love never fails.
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« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2010, 11:11:37 PM » |
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I would say the entire script from Spinal Tap, but anyway here are a few quotes...
"You can't really dust for vomit."
"They see us on stage with tight trousers we've got, you know, armadillos in our trousers, I mean it's really quite frightening..."
"I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, It's sort of in between those, really, it's like a Mach piece really"
"Do me a favor, just kick my ****, okay? Kick this **** for a man, that's all, kick my ****, enjoy! C'mon, I'm not asking, I'm telling with this, kick my ****!"
"I believe virtually everything I read, and I think that is what makes me more of a selective human, than someone who doesn't believe anything."
Profanities not acceptable on the Public Forum bleeped out of the above text... -PtA
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"The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled." - Plutarch
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« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2010, 11:38:56 PM » |
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". . . And don't call me Shirley." -- Airplane
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« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2010, 09:43:15 AM » |
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"Ghastly luck for the whole congregation" -- Jack Prescott, Department of Primate Paleontology, Princeton University ["King Kong", 1976]
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If you will, you can become all flame.
Extra caritatem nulla salus.
In order to become whole, take the "I" out of "holiness".
I'm not a witch.
Ἄνω σχῶμεν τὰς καρδίας
"Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what religion is." -- Mohandas Gandhi
Y dduw bo'r diolch.
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« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2010, 09:55:10 AM » |
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"Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!" http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8rw15_conan-s-prayer-to-crom_shortfilms"Mongol General: We won again! This is good, but what is best in life? Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair. Mongol General: WRONG! Conan! What is best in life? Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. Mongol General: That is good! That is good. " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PQ6335puOc |
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"A Poet a Painter a Musician an Architect: the Man Or Woman who is not one of these is not a Christian." - William Blake
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« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2010, 12:06:13 AM » |
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"Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?" -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Note: This movie has some parts that will be too rough for some ears, but there are some parts that had me rolling on the floor.
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« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2010, 12:58:29 AM » |
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"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick a$$ and I'm all out of bubble gum." Rowdy Roody Piper in John Carpenter's They Live.
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I seek the truth by which no man was ever harmed--Marcus Aurelius Those who do not read history are doomed to get their facts from Hollywood--Anonymous What earthly joy remains untouched by grief?--St. John Damascene http://myorthodoxjourney.blogspot.com/ |
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« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2010, 12:59:33 AM » |
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Life moves pretty fast - if you're not paying attention, you could miss it. (Ferris Bueller)
I think that's more philosophical than funny. In fact, I don't think it funny at all.  |
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I seek the truth by which no man was ever harmed--Marcus Aurelius Those who do not read history are doomed to get their facts from Hollywood--Anonymous What earthly joy remains untouched by grief?--St. John Damascene http://myorthodoxjourney.blogspot.com/ |
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« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2010, 02:23:11 AM » |
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"Sir, the truth is, I talk to God all the time, and, no offense, but He never mentioned you." (Philippe on Ladyhawke)
Lloyd: "I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night, completely alone, drinking beers, with no women anywhere?"
Joe: "By choice, man." (Say Anything)
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Author of "Tojet" (fantasy) and "The Lighthouse" (Gothic), info available at my website URL.
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« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2010, 09:04:39 AM » |
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From Dodgeball:
White Goodman: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!
White Goodman: Your gym is a skidmark on the underpants of society.
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"As the sparrow flees from a hawk, so the man seeking humility flees from an argument". St John Climacus
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« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2010, 09:28:31 AM » |
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From Dodgeball:
White Goodman: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!
White Goodman: Your gym is a skidmark on the underpants of society.
My favorite line from that movie is, "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!" (Patches O'Houlihann) |
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"Hearing a nun's confession is like being stoned to death with popcorn." --Abp. Fulton Sheen
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