Topic: Famously Funny Movie Quotes

[PeterTheAleut]

My Fair Lady (1964)

Eliza Doolittle (Audrey Hepburn) at the horse race:  "COME ON, DOVER!  MOVE YOUR BLOOMIN' ARSE!!!"


So what are some of your favorite funny movie quotes?

[Tallitot]

"For those who like that sort of thing, that is the sort of thing they like. "
The Pime of Miss Jean Brode

[theistgal]

Life moves pretty fast - if you're not paying attention, you could miss it.  (Ferris Bueller)

[Heorhij]

"I have only one thing to say to you. PLASTIC."

("The Graduate," 1967)

[Asteriktos]

I would say the entire script from Spinal Tap, but anyway here are a few quotes...

"You can't really dust for vomit."

"They see us on stage with tight trousers we've got, you know, armadillos in our trousers, I mean it's really quite frightening..."

"I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, It's sort of in between those, really, it's like a Mach piece really"

"Do me a favor, just kick my ****, okay? Kick this **** for a man, that's all, kick my ****, enjoy! C'mon, I'm not asking, I'm telling with this, kick my ****!"

"I believe virtually everything I read, and I think that is what makes me more of a selective human, than someone who doesn't believe anything."



Profanities not acceptable on the Public Forum bleeped out of the above text...  -PtA

[Gamliel]

". . . And don't call me Shirley."  -- Airplane

[Jetavan]

"Ghastly luck for the whole congregation" -- Jack Prescott, Department of Primate Paleontology, Princeton University ["King Kong", 1976]

[Iconodule]

"Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!"

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8rw15_conan-s-prayer-to-crom_shortfilms

"Mongol General: We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: WRONG! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Mongol General: That is good! That is good. "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PQ6335puOc

[Gamliel]

"Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?"  -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail.  Note:  This movie has some parts that will be too rough for some ears, but there are some parts that had me rolling on the floor.

[scamandrius]

"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick a$$ and I'm all out of bubble gum."  Rowdy Roody Piper in John Carpenter's They Live.

[scamandrius]

Life moves pretty fast - if you're not paying attention, you could miss it.  (Ferris Bueller)

I think that's more philosophical than funny. In fact, I don't think it funny at all.

[Nyssa The Hobbit]

"Sir, the truth is, I talk to God all the time, and, no offense, but He never mentioned you."  (Philippe on Ladyhawke)

Lloyd: "I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night, completely alone, drinking beers, with no women anywhere?"

Joe: "By choice, man."  (Say Anything)

[FrChris]

From Dodgeball:

White Goodman: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!

White Goodman: Your gym is a skidmark on the underpants of society.

[Schultz]

From Dodgeball:

White Goodman: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!

White Goodman: Your gym is a skidmark on the underpants of society.

My favorite line from that movie is, "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!" (Patches O'Houlihann)