I would say the entire script from Spinal Tap, but anyway here are a few quotes...
"You can't really dust for vomit."
"They see us on stage with tight trousers we've got, you know, armadillos in our trousers, I mean it's really quite frightening..."
"I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, It's sort of in between those, really, it's like a Mach piece really"
"Do me a favor, just kick my ****, okay? Kick this **** for a man, that's all, kick my ****, enjoy! C'mon, I'm not asking, I'm telling with this, kick my ****!"
"I believe virtually everything I read, and I think that is what makes me more of a selective human, than someone who doesn't believe anything."
Profanities not acceptable on the Public Forum bleeped out of the above text... -PtA