I laughed at the last pic. I always imagined infant baptism to be somewhat traumatic, and had anxiety about doing it to my two kids... but that baby in the last pic just seems to be chillin'
If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, challenge them to a fight. If anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, air their dirty laundry. If anyone forces you to go a mile, berate him continually. Give to those deemed worthy (if they pass a drug test), and turn not away from billionaires in need of tax breaks. This is [not] the Gospel.