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« Reply #135 on: February 12, 2013, 11:11:30 PM »

I have to get a picture of myself in order for Michael to give to her, anyone here good at photoshop? Maybe take my face and put it on the body of the guy on the cover of those muscle/fitness magazines?
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« Reply #136 on: February 12, 2013, 11:19:52 PM »

Yeah I could do it, I just need a good headshot of you though. Maybe have the lighting facing directly on your face.

Although yours is gonna have to wait. I have something much more important to work on at the moment that came up a few weeks ago.
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« Reply #137 on: February 17, 2013, 11:36:39 PM »

this is definitely one of the funnier threads i've seen thus far Smiley
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« Reply #138 on: February 18, 2013, 12:50:27 PM »

I'm twenty-two, a guy, and living in Ontario, Canada.

It's going to be hard finding potential candidates for marriage, since I'm converting to Eastern Orthodoxy in a pretty secular country where the Christians in large numbers are Catholic and Protestant and I'd like the household not to be divided at all in matters of faith. Plus, I'm still in university and not entirely sure what I want to do with my life. Under the right circumstances, a girlfriend might be nice to have, but I'm not staying awake thinking about how lonely I am or anything. Not having access to the sacraments yet is far more important to me.
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« Reply #139 on: February 18, 2013, 02:39:45 PM »

I have to get a picture of myself in order for Michael to give to her, anyone here good at photoshop? Maybe take my face and put it on the body of the guy on the cover of those muscle/fitness magazines?

Glad to help an Orthodox brother in need. Here you are:

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« Reply #140 on: February 18, 2013, 06:12:50 PM »

this is definitely one of the funnier threads i've seen thus far Smiley

Actually, it's very serious thread. Everybody here try to not be alone Wink The thing is that the posts are quite funny, but the topic itself not really Wink



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« Reply #141 on: February 18, 2013, 07:08:16 PM »

Women don't like men like this  laugh

I completely understand that. The smile is really over the top.

James, you might want to work on that before you move to Poland. Remember Orthodox hesychia.

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« Reply #142 on: February 19, 2013, 01:34:44 AM »

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Yes, but are you a tall, handsome US citizen?
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« Reply #143 on: February 19, 2013, 01:36:26 AM »

this is definitely one of the funnier threads i've seen thus far Smiley

Actually, it's very serious thread. Everybody here try to not be alone Wink The thing is that the posts are quite funny, but the topic itself not really Wink
Sincerity and humanity makes for the best of comedy.

And you are right. Giant muscles that big are gross. That guy probably has no life outside of the gym-no time for his woman either.
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« Reply #144 on: February 19, 2013, 01:55:51 AM »

And you are right. Giant muscles that big are gross. That guy probably has no life outside of the gym-no time for his woman either.

I bet he's also gay, vain, is on steroids, is dumb, has small-man complex, and also has a small male sexual organ.
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« Reply #145 on: February 19, 2013, 02:09:15 PM »

One look at my "male sexual organs" is probably enough to hook any woman....or send her running for the hills.
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« Reply #146 on: February 19, 2013, 02:16:17 PM »

One look at my "male sexual organs" is probably enough to hook any woman....or send her running for the hills.

Plural?
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« Reply #147 on: February 19, 2013, 02:26:56 PM »

One look at my "male sexual organs" is probably enough to hook any woman....or send her running for the hills.

Plural?

Do I need to bust out the anatomy charts?
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« Reply #148 on: February 19, 2013, 02:29:37 PM »

At a recent gig I was playing, a man came up to the door and asked my friend's band War On Women were playing (FYI, they're a pretty aggressive feminist punk rock band).  When informed that they were, he replied, "Hm, I can't get behind that.  They're too hermaphroditic for my tastes," and then left.

JamesR may have just become too hermaphroditic for this board's tastes.
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« Reply #149 on: February 19, 2013, 02:30:09 PM »

Oh wait, you silly Americans count those as being two sexual organs.
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« Reply #150 on: February 19, 2013, 02:31:28 PM »

Oh wait, you silly Americans count those as being two sexual organs.

You're still forgetting the biggest (hehehe) member of the group...
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« Reply #151 on: February 19, 2013, 02:33:29 PM »

THREE?!  police
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« Reply #152 on: February 19, 2013, 02:35:04 PM »


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« Reply #153 on: February 19, 2013, 02:35:25 PM »

THREE?!  police

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« Reply #154 on: February 19, 2013, 02:36:09 PM »

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« Reply #155 on: February 19, 2013, 02:39:02 PM »

At a recent gig I was playing, a man came up to the door and asked my friend's band War On Women were playing (FYI, they're a pretty aggressive feminist punk rock band).  When informed that they were, he replied, "Hm, I can't get behind that.  They're too hermaphroditic for my tastes," and then left.

JamesR may have just become too hermaphroditic for this board's tastes.

LOL
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« Reply #156 on: February 19, 2013, 02:39:38 PM »

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« Reply #157 on: February 19, 2013, 04:37:48 PM »

Oh wait, you silly Americans count those as being two sexual organs.

Pretty much, yeah--sometimes even THREE!
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« Reply #158 on: February 19, 2013, 05:17:13 PM »

Do I quote Master of Disguise on party hors d'oeuvres now or not... Huh
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« Reply #159 on: February 21, 2013, 01:09:38 AM »

Do I quote Master of Disguise on party hors d'oeuvres now or not... Huh

Wait, you can quote Master of Disguise?
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« Reply #160 on: February 21, 2013, 03:02:47 AM »

Do I quote Master of Disguise on party hors d'oeuvres now or not... Huh

Wait, you can quote Master of Disguise?
Well, this is what came to mind when I last read this thread. "Do you have a little wiener and some tiny nuts?"
http://youtu.be/RRa2B4-NLbI
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« Reply #161 on: February 21, 2013, 08:45:12 AM »

One look at my "male sexual organs" is probably enough to hook any woman....or send her running for the hills.
Is anyone else puzzled by the quotation marks here?
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« Reply #162 on: February 21, 2013, 09:03:50 AM »

One look at my "male sexual organs" is probably enough to hook any woman....or send her running for the hills.
Is anyone else puzzled by the quotation marks here?

JamesR is actually an octopus, and that's not even his final form.
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« Reply #163 on: February 21, 2013, 06:24:19 PM »

One look at my "male sexual organs" is probably enough to hook any woman....or send her running for the hills.
Is anyone else puzzled by the quotation marks here?

I gotta admit I laughed at this one.
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« Reply #164 on: February 21, 2013, 06:25:42 PM »

One look at my "male sexual organs" is probably enough to hook any woman....or send her running for the hills.
Is anyone else puzzled by the quotation marks here?

JamesR is actually an octopus, and that's not even his final form.

Oh dear  Shocked

Makes me think of the Gamera movies for some reason.
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« Reply #165 on: February 23, 2013, 11:45:21 PM »

I've said it before, and I'll say it again; the Evangelical purity-ring wearing woman is perhaps the most insane, frightening woman you could end up with (next to Rosie O'Donnell). They are the kind who will ask about marriage on the first date, expect to be treated like royalty by you, and want to introduce you to their equally insane family and talk about having six kids someday.
I am 34 and divorced and love my purity ring.  Not only I'm actually not practicing extramarital sex, but it also looks just like a standard silver wedding band and keeps (most) men from bothering me.
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« Reply #166 on: February 24, 2013, 06:58:00 PM »

For JamesR:

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« Reply #169 on: February 25, 2013, 12:58:38 AM »

I just want a woman that's decently attractive, doesn't carry too much emotional baggage, can cook and won't interfere too much in my religious life.
James, you remind me of a funny event.  At Orthodox summer camp, the priests were talking to us about our future spouses.  We were to say things we would want in a spouse, and one of the boys said they wanted a girl that was "submissive."  The tension after that comment could be cut with a knife.  Let me tell you, the girls didn't talk to him for the rest of camp!

In other news, this thread gives me so many giggles.  I miss ismi, though.  I wonder if she's still active here.
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« Reply #170 on: February 25, 2013, 10:32:44 AM »

I just want a woman that's decently attractive, doesn't carry too much emotional baggage, can cook and won't interfere too much in my religious life.
James, you remind me of a funny event.  At Orthodox summer camp, the priests were talking to us about our future spouses.  We were to say things we would want in a spouse, and one of the boys said they wanted a girl that was "submissive."  The tension after that comment could be cut with a knife.  Let me tell you, the girls didn't talk to him for the rest of camp!

In other news, this thread gives me so many giggles.  I miss ismi, though.  I wonder if she's still active here.

The word submissive has taken on different connotations.  It's generally thought of as a bad thing.  Perhaps the poor bloke just thought he was using it the biblical way where the man is in charge in the relationship.  I highly doubt he was looking for a BDSM partner at an Orthodox summer camp.

And I share in the Ismi missing.
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« Reply #171 on: February 25, 2013, 10:50:04 AM »

I highly doubt he was looking for a BDSM partner at an Orthodox summer camp.

Really. There are already perfectly good websites for that!
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« Reply #172 on: February 25, 2013, 11:54:20 AM »

I highly doubt he was looking for a BDSM partner at an Orthodox summer camp.

Really. There are already perfectly good websites for that!

For finding Orthodox BDSM partners?
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« Reply #173 on: February 25, 2013, 01:38:41 PM »

I highly doubt he was looking for a BDSM partner at an Orthodox summer camp.

Really. There are already perfectly good websites for that!

For finding Orthodox BDSM partners?

Sure, I know a fetish/bdsm site that has an Orthodox discussion group on it. Though the numbers are currently rather low.
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I highly doubt he was looking for a BDSM partner at an Orthodox summer camp.

Really. There are already perfectly good websites for that!

For finding Orthodox BDSM partners?

Sure, I know a fetish/bdsm site that has an Orthodox discussion group on it. Though the numbers are currently rather low.

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« Reply #175 on: February 25, 2013, 02:44:50 PM »

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« Reply #176 on: February 25, 2013, 02:55:55 PM »

I highly doubt he was looking for a BDSM partner at an Orthodox summer camp.

Really. There are already perfectly good websites for that!

For finding Orthodox BDSM partners?

Sure, I know a fetish/bdsm site that has an Orthodox discussion group on it. Though the numbers are currently rather low.
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« Reply #177 on: February 25, 2013, 03:00:34 PM »

I don't recognize augustin717's posts anymore due to such a light-colored avatar. I want vintage photographs back!
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« Reply #178 on: February 25, 2013, 04:14:58 PM »

Is it about wearing tortuously long headscarves?

More likely:

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« Reply #179 on: February 26, 2013, 04:56:43 AM »

I'm not too picky; I just want an Orthodox woman who sees me as God in her eyes and will submit to me and obey everything I say.

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