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« Reply #90 on: July 29, 2012, 02:51:28 AM »

I'm no longer available, sorry to break it to you girls!
"Giving yourself to the Gospel" doesn't count, Asteriktos.
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« Reply #91 on: July 29, 2012, 12:56:47 PM »

I'm no longer available, sorry to break it to you girls!
"Giving yourself to the Gospel" doesn't count, Asteriktos.

Hey! I like that... nice phrase... I'm totally gonna use that  Grin
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« Reply #92 on: July 29, 2012, 05:55:48 PM »

I'm a west coast girl.

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« Reply #93 on: July 29, 2012, 08:33:07 PM »


DHL ships coast to coast and around the world...
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« Reply #94 on: July 29, 2012, 08:45:16 PM »


DHL ships coast to coast and around the world...

laugh laugh laugh
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« Reply #95 on: July 29, 2012, 09:13:30 PM »


DHL ships coast to coast and around the world...

And the Germans have the most experience of the handling of human cargo.

The Eastern Europeans have never been so efficient.
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« Reply #96 on: July 29, 2012, 09:15:19 PM »

I'm no longer available, sorry to break it to you girls!
"Giving yourself to the Gospel" doesn't count, Asteriktos.

Hey! I like that... nice phrase... I'm totally gonna use that  Grin

No dude.

To the Christian woman . . .

And I thought Jesus preached the Good News till I met you.

It's the Colt 45 of the evo circuit.

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« Reply #97 on: July 30, 2012, 09:21:48 PM »

DHL ships coast to coast and around the world...

I've had enough experience with organizations who are more than happy to ship to the west coast and possibly around the world.
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« Reply #98 on: February 10, 2013, 08:04:46 AM »

I'm still single, so if any of you ladies are looking for an aging, balding, spiritually-confused, extremely poor student, I'm available!  Tongue

I'm no longer available, sorry to break it to you girls!

This is no longer true, but you girls should be forewarned: I am saving myself for the right person! If you think you are that person please PM me with a proposal as to how we should proceed. Thank you for your time!
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« Reply #99 on: February 10, 2013, 05:10:59 PM »

Turning 35 in a couple of months, but still single and proud!  laugh
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« Reply #100 on: February 10, 2013, 05:57:01 PM »

This is no longer true, but you girls should be forewarned: I am saving myself for the right person! If you think you are that person please PM me with a proposal as to how we should proceed. Thank you for your time!

Pour vous:

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« Reply #101 on: February 10, 2013, 07:00:59 PM »

I've said it before, and I'll say it again; the Evangelical purity-ring wearing woman is perhaps the most insane, frightening woman you could end up with (next to Rosie O'Donnell). They are the kind who will ask about marriage on the first date, expect to be treated like royalty by you, and want to introduce you to their equally insane family and talk about having six kids someday.
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« Reply #102 on: February 10, 2013, 07:28:32 PM »

I've said it before, and I'll say it again; the Evangelical purity-ring wearing woman is perhaps the most insane, frightening woman you could end up with (next to Rosie O'Donnell). They are the kind who will ask about marriage on the first date, expect to be treated like royalty by you, and want to introduce you to their equally insane family and talk about having six kids someday.
3 girls of that sort -Korean I think- are sitting and giggling  at this moment behind me in the coffee-shop;  they just got out of church apparently. they aren't frightening, although, not that far from insane probably; and as I pass by the Moody church every day on my way to work, yesterday I noticed a sign there that read "the high price of sexual purity". some talk series .
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« Reply #103 on: February 10, 2013, 07:54:46 PM »

Pour vous:



The Orthodox version (I've seen a guy wear it):

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« Reply #104 on: February 10, 2013, 07:58:20 PM »

This is no longer true, but you girls should be forewarned: I am saving myself for the right person! If you think you are that person please PM me with a proposal as to how we should proceed. Thank you for your time!

Pour vous:

I'm glad to see that my post is evoking the right images in yuns guys minds! Smiley
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« Reply #105 on: February 10, 2013, 08:42:50 PM »

20, almost 21, single mama. Tell you what, I now understand why it is a sin to do that sorta thing out of wedlock. It's hard raising a baby without a husband! Smiley But God is really guiding us, Glory Be.
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« Reply #106 on: February 10, 2013, 09:56:17 PM »


The Orthodox version (I've seen a guy wear it):



NO! It even has a heart!
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« Reply #107 on: February 10, 2013, 10:25:46 PM »

I've said it before, and I'll say it again; the Evangelical purity-ring wearing woman is perhaps the most insane, frightening woman you could end up with (next to Rosie O'Donnell). They are the kind who will ask about marriage on the first date, expect to be treated like royalty by you, and want to introduce you to their equally insane family and talk about having six kids someday.
A girl I know used to wear one, but she was allergic to the nickel. That's pretty much the opposite of an STD. She turned out not to be like that though. Wind up wasting the better part of high school after her. And I for one am cool with having lots of kids. Maybe that's the sort of girl I ought to look into. Still single at 18 currently.
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« Reply #108 on: February 10, 2013, 10:42:26 PM »

Romaios, what is that?
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« Reply #109 on: February 10, 2013, 10:53:03 PM »

I've said it before, and I'll say it again; the Evangelical purity-ring wearing woman is perhaps the most insane, frightening woman you could end up with (next to Rosie O'Donnell). They are the kind who will ask about marriage on the first date, expect to be treated like royalty by you, and want to introduce you to their equally insane family and talk about having six kids someday.
Well if they are honest, that's a good thing.

Well I mean being honest with what they want.
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« Reply #110 on: February 11, 2013, 12:14:25 AM »

I just want a woman that's decently attractive, doesn't carry too much emotional baggage, can cook and won't interfere too much in my religious life.
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« Reply #111 on: February 11, 2013, 12:26:08 AM »

I just want a woman that's decently attractive, doesn't carry too much emotional baggage, can cook and won't interfere too much in my religious life.
You should look at online dating.
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« Reply #112 on: February 11, 2013, 12:45:52 AM »

I just want a woman that's decently attractive, doesn't carry too much emotional baggage, can cook and won't interfere too much in my religious life.
Does a man work? Because I could be your roommate, and you could keep the blowup doll, and we'd be all covered really.
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« Reply #113 on: February 11, 2013, 12:54:06 AM »

I just want a woman that's decently attractive, doesn't carry too much emotional baggage, can cook and won't interfere too much in my religious life.
Does a man work? Because I could be your roommate, and you could keep the blowup doll, and we'd be all covered really.
This might be the best suggestion yet James.
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« Reply #114 on: February 11, 2013, 04:03:52 AM »

Romaios, what is that?

It's a St. Catherine's ring people get after visiting her monastery at Sinai and worshiping her relics.

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« Reply #115 on: February 11, 2013, 04:14:02 PM »

I'm a single, if somebody cares Wink

But, seriously, I know that most of you OC.net's guys are from USA, so it doesn't make any sense Wink
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« Reply #116 on: February 11, 2013, 04:24:59 PM »

Dominika, you're pretty enough to move to Poland for.  A guy might even get a double offer and could be friends with Pan Michal as well.

But alas.  Vamrat is no longer single.

Please ladies, no one kill yourself.  There are other, though obviously less perfect, men out there.  You'll find some cheap knockoff of me someday.  Whilst enjoying what should be marital bliss you'll while away your hours pining over what could have been between y'all and I.  At least you'll have the phantasies of me to keep you warm at night while the unfashionable oafs you've found yourselves shackled to snore away the best years of your life.

I love you all.

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« Reply #117 on: February 11, 2013, 04:41:15 PM »

Romaios, what is that?

It's a St. Catherine's ring people get after visiting her monastery at Sinai and worshiping her relics.


So it's not really intended for "purity-keeping" in the evangelical sense then.

It still made my day.
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« Reply #118 on: February 11, 2013, 04:50:16 PM »

Romaios, what is that?

It's a St. Catherine's ring people get after visiting her monastery at Sinai and worshiping her relics.


So it's not really intended for "purity-keeping" in the evangelical sense then.

It still made my day.

The one St. Catherine received as a token of her mystical engagement to Christ was, sort of. She refused all her suitors, saving herself for her Bridegroom. 

The person I've seen wearing one was named Cătălin, so St. Catherine was his patron (matron?) Saint. He must have visited her monastery and got it there.
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« Reply #119 on: February 11, 2013, 04:52:56 PM »

A guy whose name is more or less Katelyn.
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« Reply #120 on: February 11, 2013, 04:54:53 PM »

The one St. Catherine received as a token of her mystical engagement to Christ was, sort of. She refused all her suitors, saving herself for her Bridegroom.  
Then there was Catherine of Sienna, who received a... "ring" as a token of her mystical engagement...
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« Reply #121 on: February 11, 2013, 05:00:15 PM »

A guy whose name is more or less Katelyn.

It's quite common in Romania. The female version of Cătălin is Cătălina.

There's also Ecaterina, Caterina, Catrina, with all sorts of short forms: Cati, Catița, Catrinel.
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The one St. Catherine received as a token of her mystical engagement to Christ was, sort of. She refused all her suitors, saving herself for her Bridegroom.  
Then there was Catherine of Sienna, who received a... "ring" as a token of her mystical engagement...

Once St. Catherine of Alexandria got hers, all consecrated Virgins in the West wanted one. I think Catholic nuns get a ring along with the veil and habit. Bishops wear them, too. 
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« Reply #123 on: February 11, 2013, 07:51:15 PM »

Romaios, what is that?

It's a St. Catherine's ring people get after visiting her monastery at Sinai and worshiping her relics.


So it's not really intended for "purity-keeping" in the evangelical sense then.

Nonsense! We shall take the ring and "baptize it" for use as a purity ring. So let it be written, so let it be done!
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« Reply #124 on: February 12, 2013, 01:11:01 AM »

So are there any females on here who would be willing to marry a somewhat younger man in a couple years? Attractive females only.
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« Reply #125 on: February 12, 2013, 02:25:12 AM »

So are there any females on here who would be willing to marry a somewhat younger man in a couple years? Attractive females only.

There's always GOYA and you would have to worship at your nearest Greek Orthodox church.  Other Orthodox Churches have similar youth programs.

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I just think back to the GOYA Presidents of the last 15 years at my church who married interfaith (no evidence that the grooms were chrismated or converted to Orthodoxy).  Since you're a diehard Orthodox Christian, you can help reverse the trend.  I wish you good luck.
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« Reply #126 on: February 12, 2013, 03:55:47 AM »

I'm a single, if somebody cares Wink

But, seriously, I know that most of you OC.net's guys are from USA, so it doesn't make any sense Wink

For the sake of all good, don't give them ideas! Poland will be overrun by desperate Hyperdox singles.

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« Reply #127 on: February 12, 2013, 04:05:29 AM »

^ Post + that picture equals pure win Smiley

Not that I don't want to move to Poland now...  angel
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« Reply #128 on: February 12, 2013, 03:42:04 PM »

^ Post + that picture equals pure win Smiley
Yeah, I burst out laughing seeing this

For the sake of all good, don't give them ideas! Poland will be overrun by desperate Hyperdox singles.
But all Orthodox men would be warmly welcomed here. I think there is a lack of believer and practicing Ortodox men  Grin I would calm down them  angel (or maybe:  police)

Not that I don't want to move to Poland now...  angel
I think there a lot of single, nice and atrractive Orthodox women in Poland (of course including me Wink kidding a bit), so, why not? Wink
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« Reply #129 on: February 12, 2013, 10:31:39 PM »

Dominika, could you find me an Orthodox wife from Poland? I'm not too picky; as long as she's at least decently attractive, not too materialistic and is a practicing Orthodox Christian (not a Cradle Christopher), I'd be happy.
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« Reply #130 on: February 12, 2013, 10:38:06 PM »

Dominika, could you find me an Orthodox wife from Poland? I'm not too picky; as long as she's at least decently attractive, not too materialistic and is a practicing Orthodox Christian (not a Cradle Christopher), I'd be happy.
Michal Kalina has a sister...
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Dominika, could you find me an Orthodox wife from Poland? I'm not too picky; as long as she's at least decently attractive, not too materialistic and is a practicing Orthodox Christian (not a Cradle Christopher), I'd be happy.
Michal Kalina has a sister...

Yeah I saw in the pictures thread....she isn't half bad. Not bad at all.
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« Reply #132 on: February 12, 2013, 11:07:15 PM »

Dominika, could you find me an Orthodox wife from Poland? I'm not too picky; as long as she's at least decently attractive, not too materialistic and is a practicing Orthodox Christian (not a Cradle Christopher), I'd be happy.
Michal Kalina has a sister...

Yeah I saw in the pictures thread....she isn't half bad. Not bad at all.
Well as long as its a step up from the blow-up doll.
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Dominika, could you find me an Orthodox wife from Poland? I'm not too picky; as long as she's at least decently attractive, not too materialistic and is a practicing Orthodox Christian (not a Cradle Christopher), I'd be happy.
Michal Kalina has a sister...

Yeah I saw in the pictures thread....she isn't half bad. Not bad at all.
Well as long as its a step up from the blow-up doll.

Hey, you talk nicer about Michael Kalina's sister! That's my future wife  Cheesy
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« Reply #134 on: February 12, 2013, 11:10:04 PM »

Dominika, could you find me an Orthodox wife from Poland? I'm not too picky; as long as she's at least decently attractive, not too materialistic and is a practicing Orthodox Christian (not a Cradle Christopher), I'd be happy.
Michal Kalina has a sister...

Yeah I saw in the pictures thread....she isn't half bad. Not bad at all.
Well as long as its a step up from the blow-up doll.

Hey, you talk nicer about Michael Kalina's sister! That's my future wife  Cheesy
If Michal approves to do a little Photoshoppin'...
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