Topic: singles?

[Orthodox_Slav]

I'm not in a relationship and never will because Imma become a monk!

Gospodi pomului!

Kyrie Eleison!

Lord have mercy!

[Arachne]

Enjoy being single! Do whatever you want, no mother-in-laws, no tiring children, nobody telling you what to do and to drink less  . Sounds very, very promising to me. I feel a call to monastic life now that it is too late 

Après le plaisir vient la peine, après la peine, la vertu.

After pleasure comes pain, after pain, virtue.

[Ainnir]

Sounds like he'd like to just stop at the pleasure part... 
Everything is meaningless under the sun.

[RaphaCam]

Nice that it turned out just fine to you, but I guess I would have a very hard time coping with some points, plus if it's incredibly hard for someone trying to live a Christian life to remain chaste, let alone someone not trying to. Not to mention traditional Orthodox teaching.

Enjoy being single! Do whatever you want, no mother-in-laws, no tiring children, nobody telling you what to do and to drink less  . Sounds very, very promising to me. I feel a call to monastic life now that it is too late 

S'klingt mir gut aus. (Sounds good to me.) 

[Lepanto]

Nice that it turned out just fine to you, but I guess I would have a very hard time coping with some points, plus if it's incredibly hard for someone trying to live a Christian life to remain chaste, let alone someone not trying to. Not to mention traditional Orthodox teaching.

Enjoy being single! Do whatever you want, no mother-in-laws, no tiring children, nobody telling you what to do and to drink less  . Sounds very, very promising to me. I feel a call to monastic life now that it is too late 

S'klingt mir gut aus. (Sounds good to me.) 

One would rather say: Hört sich gut an.

[Mor Ephrem]

Yeah, we're talking about a multilingual scholar and you want to pair her with a monosyllabic truck nuts enthusiast?

Thank you for saying that more rudely than i was trying.....


If she comes to the US, she needs to go to seminary etc.....ie find a scholar or a future priest.....

New York it is, then!

I need to make a longer visit than the 1st time in st. Vladimir's then

DO IT

[DeniseDenise]

Yeah, we're talking about a multilingual scholar and you want to pair her with a monosyllabic truck nuts enthusiast?

Thank you for saying that more rudely than i was trying.....


If she comes to the US, she needs to go to seminary etc.....ie find a scholar or a future priest.....

New York it is, then!

I need to make a longer visit than the 1st time in st. Vladimir's then

DO IT

That will be $15 dollars.....

[Brilko]

To make you holler....

[RaphaCam]

JUST... DO IT.

[Sharbel]

but texas.....

Isn't that your jurisdiction?  Wait...

[Justin Kolodziej]

Even though I'm no longer Catholic I still feel like I'm in "canonically separated with the bond remaining limbo"... monks do not pay child support, and another marriage with the potential for more kids seems unfair to the first 3. Not to mention I might fail just as hard the second time.

[Justin Kolodziej]

but texas.....

Isn't that your jurisdiction?  Wait...

There's Austin. Apparently it's barely tolerated by regular Texans 

[Sharbel]

There's Austin. Apparently it's barely tolerated by regular Texans 

If Texas were a country, I'd love to become a Texan citizen, live in Austin and have a pet jackalope.

Viva the Republic of Texas!

[Dominika]

Texas gusy, at least in this cow auction, don't look (and sound), so bad:
https://www.facebook.com/ruliwli/videos/1862856420599194/?hc_ref=ARSS-BvGN2XIqicjo1Bv_1g-OVLWWCSK5sgNNii76ZBQDfs74bUORNKrifesUjus8NU

Still, better than a Polish Orthodox peasant.

[Orthodox_Slav]

Texas gusy, at least in this cow auction, don't look (and sound), so bad:
https://www.facebook.com/ruliwli/videos/1862856420599194/?hc_ref=ARSS-BvGN2XIqicjo1Bv_1g-OVLWWCSK5sgNNii76ZBQDfs74bUORNKrifesUjus8NU

Still, better than a Polish Orthodox peasant.

i pray you are not a peasant (i know your not because you have internet)

[Dominika]

Texas gusy, at least in this cow auction, don't look (and sound), so bad:
https://www.facebook.com/ruliwli/videos/1862856420599194/?hc_ref=ARSS-BvGN2XIqicjo1Bv_1g-OVLWWCSK5sgNNii76ZBQDfs74bUORNKrifesUjus8NU

Still, better than a Polish Orthodox peasant.

i pray you are not a peasant (i know your not because you have internet)

Actually, Internet is full of them.

[RaphaCam]

Nika, if I moved to Poland, would you find me a Polish Orthodox peasant to marry? Female, though.

[Dominika]

Nika, if I moved to Poland, would you find me a Polish Orthodox peasant to marry? Female, though.

Unfortunately, Polish Orthodox women seem to be more ambitious. But there is a chance. Under the condition you give me a camel without mahr.

[Mor Ephrem]

Nika, if I moved to Poland, would you find me a Polish Orthodox peasant to marry? Female, though.

Unfortunately, Polish Orthodox women seem to be more ambitious.

Can’t blame them for wanting Mor...

[RaphaCam]

Nika, if I moved to Poland, would you find me a Polish Orthodox peasant to marry? Female, though.

Unfortunately, Polish Orthodox women seem to be more ambitious. But there is a chance. Under the condition you give me a camel without mahr.

Camels are short here, can we exchange that for a dozen of capybaras? They're very mild animals and you seem athletic, I'm sure you can mount on them.

[Orthodox_Slav]

Nika, if I moved to Poland, would you find me a Polish Orthodox peasant to marry? Female, though.

Unfortunately, Polish Orthodox women seem to be more ambitious. But there is a chance. Under the condition you give me a camel without mahr.

Camels are short here, can we exchange that for a dozen of capybaras? They're very mild animals and you seem athletic, I'm sure you can mount on them.

if Poland doesn't work out you can always choose Russia we have the most beautiful woman (actually Ukrainian woman look quite nice but a Russian would never say that!)

[Dominika]

Nika, if I moved to Poland, would you find me a Polish Orthodox peasant to marry? Female, though.

Unfortunately, Polish Orthodox women seem to be more ambitious.

Can’t blame them for wanting Mor...

There should be a project "Polish-Indian" friendship. Or instead of a popular tv show here "Rolnik szuka żony" ("Farmer is looking for a wife"; there has been at least one Orthodox participant there), "Mor szuka żony" ("Mor is looking for a wife").
Also, st. Vladimir should prepare some scholarchips for Polish Orthodox CHBM (Chcę być matuszką - I want to be a priest wife).

Nika, if I moved to Poland, would you find me a Polish Orthodox peasant to marry? Female, though.

Unfortunately, Polish Orthodox women seem to be more ambitious. But there is a chance. Under the condition you give me a camel without mahr.

Camels are short here, can we exchange that for a dozen of capybaras? They're very mild animals and you seem athletic, I'm sure you can mount on them.

I LOVE capybaras, so we have a deal.
BTW, I'm not so atheletic, at least last 2 years, poor condition except for walking (even many) kilometres...

[RaphaCam]

if Poland doesn't work out you can always choose Russia we have the most beautiful woman (actually Ukrainian woman look quite nice but a Russian would never say that!)

I always found Venezuela to have the most gorgeous women worldwide, but Slavs are quite as beautiful, plus nicer and nowadays probably less Communist.

I LOVE capybaras, so we have a deal.
BTW, I'm not so atheletic, at least last 2 years, poor condition except for walking (even many) kilometres...

Okay, I'm heading to the nearest mangrove.

[Mor Ephrem]

Nika, if I moved to Poland, would you find me a Polish Orthodox peasant to marry? Female, though.

Unfortunately, Polish Orthodox women seem to be more ambitious.

Can’t blame them for wanting Mor...

There should be a project "Polish-Indian" friendship. Or instead of a popular tv show here "Rolnik szuka żony" ("Farmer is looking for a wife"; there has been at least one Orthodox participant there), "Mor szuka żony" ("Mor is looking for a wife").

Be honest: would there even be participants other than me? 

Also, st. Vladimir should prepare some scholarchips for Polish Orthodox CHBM (Chcę być matuszką - I want to be a priest wife).

I'll endow it with my tithes!

[hecma925]

10%, mind you.

[RaphaCam]

Be honest: would there even be participants other than me? 

I'm sure there would be Mor.

[Dominika]

Nika, if I moved to Poland, would you find me a Polish Orthodox peasant to marry? Female, though.

Unfortunately, Polish Orthodox women seem to be more ambitious.

Can’t blame them for wanting Mor...

There should be a project "Polish-Indian" friendship. Or instead of a popular tv show here "Rolnik szuka żony" ("Farmer is looking for a wife"; there has been at least one Orthodox participant there), "Mor szuka żony" ("Mor is looking for a wife").

Be honest: would there even be participants other than me? 

As for tv show, it wouldn't be a contest for your, but for Polish Orthodox ladies ;>

[Mor Ephrem]

Be honest: would there even be participants other than me? 

I'm sure there would be Mor.

I already said "other than me". 

[Mor Ephrem]

Nika, if I moved to Poland, would you find me a Polish Orthodox peasant to marry? Female, though.

Unfortunately, Polish Orthodox women seem to be more ambitious.

Can’t blame them for wanting Mor...

There should be a project "Polish-Indian" friendship. Or instead of a popular tv show here "Rolnik szuka żony" ("Farmer is looking for a wife"; there has been at least one Orthodox participant there), "Mor szuka żony" ("Mor is looking for a wife").

Be honest: would there even be participants other than me? 

As for tv show, it wouldn't be a contest for your, but for Polish Orthodox ladies ;>

I'd pay to watch that show!

[RaphaCam]

Be honest: would there even be participants other than me? 

I'm sure there would be Mor.

I already said "other than me". 

Who needs Mor than Mor?

[Mor Ephrem]

Be honest: would there even be participants other than me? 

I'm sure there would be Mor.

I already said "other than me". 

Who needs Mor than Mor?

I, for one. 

[Dominika]

Be honest: would there even be participants other than me? 

I'm sure there would be Mor.

I already said "other than me". 

Who needs Mor than Mor?

Ladies that would participate in the show, as the winner can be only one. Can you imagine those tears of the loosers? They would be worse than after today's match of Poland.

[Mor Ephrem]

Be honest: would there even be participants other than me? 

I'm sure there would be Mor.

I already said "other than me". 

Who needs Mor than Mor?

Ladies that would participate in the show, as the winner can be only one. Can you imagine those tears of the loosers? They would be worse than after today's match of Poland.

Like I said, I would pay to watch this show...

[DeniseDenise]

May all of you receive the partner you need...not the partner you want.

[Dominika]

May all of you receive the partner you need...not the partner you want.

And that we may be the partners that are needed...

[Ainnir]

May all of you receive the partner you need...not the partner you want.

And may you want the partner you need.

[Orthodox_Slav]

lord just give these people there partners!

[biro]

May all of you receive the partner you need...not the partner you want.

And may you want the partner you need.

Amen.

[Dominika]

And my deacon friend from another city hasn't found anybody for me to be a partner at the wedding of my friend...

[biro]

Jimmy the altar server wasn't in church this morning, so I couldn't ask him out.

Sigh. I'll wait 'til next time.

[Mor Ephrem]

And my deacon friend from another city hasn't found anybody for me to be a partner at the wedding of my friend...

When’s the wedding?

[Asteriktos]

Jimmy the altar server wasn't in church this morning, so I couldn't ask him out.

Sigh. I'll wait 'til next time.

Good luck, and whatever happens good on you for putting yourself out there

[biro]

Jimmy the altar server wasn't in church this morning, so I couldn't ask him out.

Sigh. I'll wait 'til next time.

Good luck, and whatever happens good on you for putting yourself out there

Thanks, very kind of you.

[RaphaCam]

There's a nice girl in college. I've known her for years, but started seeing her with other eyes very recently. I'll keep trying to notice the body language and maybe ask her out. Let's hope she's that nice.

[Sharbel]

There's a nice girl in college. I've known her for years, but started seeing her with other eyes very recently. I'll keep trying to notice the body language and maybe ask her out. Let's hope she's that nice.

Has clubbing and dragging them to the cave fallen in disuse?