I confess that you had me wondering if I'd lost my ability to spell.
Besides, it would be frightfully cheeky of me (Anglican, no doubt a heretic as I deny that I'm graceless
) to say that the Onion Dome was heretical. I enjoy it immensely and always check there on Friday mornings as a perk-up to a long week.
I think in the "EO Olympics" that the Anglicans could give them a run for their money in precision processing and the High Note Event.... after all, there are all those Boy Choirs... they soar over everyone in range
The "Ethnic" festival article has a flavour of "Lake Woebegone" to it... it must be the hot dish and gelatine.
I hope that your're not seriously unwell, btw.