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Offline John of the North

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Terrorist Cells Discovered in Orthodox Churches
« on: April 08, 2010, 12:22:14 AM »
Keep on the the lookout folks!

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http://allsaintsofamerica.org/blog/?p=119

Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin.

Their leader, Lucifer Bin Workin, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The plan is to come into the church disguised as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy.

However, there have been reports of a sixth group. A tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in the church. Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along.

Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ. We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group is made up of members with different characteristics. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return. (However, you can spot them if you bin lookin and bin goin.) No Church is exempt!
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Re: Terrorist Cells Discovered in Orthodox Churches
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2010, 12:38:56 AM »
Keep on the the lookout folks!

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http://allsaintsofamerica.org/blog/?p=119

Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin.

Funny! :D  Sadly though, I have a membership card in all five cells.  Lord, have mercy!
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Re: Terrorist Cells Discovered in Orthodox Churches
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2010, 02:55:30 AM »
Keep on the the lookout folks!

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http://allsaintsofamerica.org/blog/?p=119

Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin.

Funny! :D  Sadly though, I have a membership card in all five cells.  Lord, have mercy!

Me too brother! :-[


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Re: Terrorist Cells Discovered in Orthodox Churches
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2010, 04:57:56 AM »
Very nice.
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Re: Terrorist Cells Discovered in Orthodox Churches
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2010, 10:08:03 AM »
Wonderful.  Thank you for passing this along!
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Re: Terrorist Cells Discovered in Orthodox Churches
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2010, 03:15:56 PM »
Keep on the the lookout folks!

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http://allsaintsofamerica.org/blog/?p=119

Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin.

Their leader, Lucifer Bin Workin, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The plan is to come into the church disguised as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy.

However, there have been reports of a sixth group. A tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in the church. Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along.

Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ. We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group is made up of members with different characteristics. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return. (However, you can spot them if you bin lookin and bin goin.) No Church is exempt!
This is a total outrage.  NO ONE would "bin sleepin" if there weren't pews?  Why are there pews in my OCA church!!!!!  How do Latinizations creep into Orthodoxy? 

As for "bin arguin" we all know what Canon 28 really means.  There is no other way to interpret it - so anyone who's "bin arguin" needs to deal with "bin fightin!"  Besides if we don't fight for the Old Calendar we have simply lost the faith in totality!  Heretics all!!! 

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Re: Terrorist Cells Discovered in Orthodox Churches
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2010, 05:20:38 PM »
When I first read the title of this thread, the first image that popped into my head was a group of angry Babushkas shaking their canes at people!  :laugh:  :laugh:

Great article, thanks for sharing! :)
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Re: Terrorist Cells Discovered in Orthodox Churches
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2010, 07:01:09 PM »
When I first read the title of this thread, the first image that popped into my head was a group of angry Babushkas shaking their canes at people!  :laugh:  :laugh:
It's sad that in these days gangs of old women are going around beating up fit, defenseless young men.

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Re: Terrorist Cells Discovered in Orthodox Churches
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2010, 07:24:18 PM »
When I first read the title of this thread, the first image that popped into my head was a group of angry Babushkas shaking their canes at people!  :laugh:  :laugh:
It's sad that in these days gangs of old women are going around beating up fit, defenseless young men.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFiN7Zsz2zM

LOL  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
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Re: Terrorist Cells Discovered in Orthodox Churches
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2010, 08:24:44 PM »
When I first read the title of this thread, the first image that popped into my head was a group of angry Babushkas shaking their canes at people!  :laugh:  :laugh:
It's sad that in these days gangs of old women are going around beating up fit, defenseless young men.
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Re: Terrorist Cells Discovered in Orthodox Churches
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2010, 10:08:51 PM »
Even worse is the vicious gangs of keep left signs  :police:
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Re: Terrorist Cells Discovered in Orthodox Churches
« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2010, 01:02:54 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2010, 01:20:05 AM »
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