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Br. Max, OFC
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« on: December 30, 2003, 07:43:18 PM »

or the PC version: If I were Leader of the Aboriginal Woodland Society of all Equal Creatures . . . .

I know that the first thing I would do is outlaw PC!!

I figure since we're discussing dividing things up, I figure it would be a good idea to discuss how we would govern and run our given territories.

PA is still MINE! Tongue
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« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2003, 07:54:25 PM »

IF PA is yours, O Master, would you PLEASE stop the deer from jumping onto the highway at dawn so I can get to the monastery without a grill of venison?
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« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2003, 07:56:05 PM »

And Massachusetts is mine. First things first: CERTAIN LAWS MUST GO.
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« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2003, 12:51:00 AM »

vicki: oh no.  The deer have teh right of way at dawn - UNLESS you have a gun, then YOU have the right to make them dinner.


second law of New PA
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« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2003, 12:55:23 AM »

Bro Max: Can't hunt them on way to monastery...monastics never eat meat.
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« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2003, 12:56:48 AM »

And I DO have a gun...just not the right to drag it through the police state of CT, or NY...to get it to PA...to hunt the venison.
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« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2003, 09:02:11 AM »

If PA is yours Br. Max, what would you do with Gov. Rendell?
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