D'you hear about the punk band started by Rory McNeed, the chemist in graduate school? They're called 'The Free Radicals,' and the lyrics are solely about antioxidant issues. Their music is absolutely fantastic, and they posted on facebook that the one guitarist is about to learn his 3rd chord, so you know things're gonna get progressive on the next album! Admittedly, some question their approach to the lifestyle, their bland aesthetic, and even their faithfulness to the message they so loudly proclaim. But I say bollocks to all such accusions! In a recent interview lead lyrical supervisor and rhythm guitarist Benjamin Dolm summed things up perfectly: "Being an anarchist, punk, aqua-vegan and DIY music mogul doesn't mean we don't care about the blind middle-class drones around us and won't partner with large corporations to leverage our unique skills for the facilitation of productive scientific research, tech development, and the delivery of consumer applications of said research and development to market. Don't let the mainstream media industrial complex trick you--there's more to our venerable punk rock philosophy than cool hair and paradigm-shifting musical compositions."