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Re:"Thou art Peter Jackson"
« Reply #45 on: December 31, 2003, 04:40:26 PM »
Until OC.net summerfest 2004.  :D
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« Reply #46 on: December 31, 2003, 04:47:32 PM »
Hmmm - see what we can do - but I do have other things to do you know - some of which take precedence - like going to France to buy my wine and whisky :D :D ;D
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Re:"Thou art Peter Jackson"
« Reply #47 on: January 01, 2004, 04:53:55 AM »
If you're going to france, you're going to be on a plane, boat, or chunnel train for at least a short while...bring it with you!
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« Reply #48 on: January 01, 2004, 07:19:15 PM »
The Slave: going to france?

Hun, why on earth would you venture into Mordor?  You're not Frodo hun!! ;D
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« Reply #49 on: January 01, 2004, 07:44:58 PM »
ah a recue mission . . . I see. :)
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« Reply #50 on: January 01, 2004, 07:46:02 PM »
Hmmm - see what we can do - but I do have other things to do you know - some of which take precedence - like going to France to buy my wine and whisky :D :D ;D

What-in-the-heck is a Scot doing going to France for whiskey?!?!?!?

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« Reply #51 on: January 02, 2004, 12:59:32 AM »
Not to lower the level of discussion here, but . . .

Who besides me thought Eowyn was better looking than Arwen?

Faramir lucked out!  ;D

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« Reply #52 on: January 02, 2004, 01:24:03 AM »
Eowyn is a babe.

I tend to go for darker girls, but she struck my fancy.

Plus she's older, like 36 or so, so I'm hoping my wife looks that good when she gets that old.:)

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« Reply #53 on: January 02, 2004, 01:45:13 AM »
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Roberto: Eowyn is a babe.

I wholeheartedly agree.

She was one of the most pleasant aspects of the last two films.
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« Reply #54 on: January 02, 2004, 01:48:25 AM »
I love when she whips out the sword and tries to beat up Aragorn.

OK I gotta go watch that part now

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« Reply #55 on: January 02, 2004, 01:51:53 AM »
I love when she whips out the sword and tries to beat up Aragorn.

OK I gotta go watch that part now

Bobby

I loved it when she and Merry did away with the Witch King of Angmar.

Eowyn rules!  ;D
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« Reply #56 on: January 02, 2004, 04:34:59 AM »
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Plus she's older, like 36 or so, so I'm hoping my wife looks that good when she gets that old.:)

Question here - WHAT WIFE ? Methinks it's wishful thinking time
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #57 on: January 02, 2004, 04:43:08 AM »
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What-in-the-heck is a Scot doing going to France for whiskey?!?!?!?

Vicki was Rite [ ;)] it is a rescue mission for whisky but in my defence it has to be admittted that it is MUCH cheaper there than here and I do love a glass in the evening after a good home cooked meal where wine/brandy has also been a fairly large  part of the cooking method. It is such fun getting all those French noses twitching as they walk by our caravan and sniff the lovely smells.

At least we do buy local produce, not like natives of another country who bring everything with them in tins from home - big meanies that they are. :(


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« Reply #58 on: January 02, 2004, 11:48:44 AM »
Linus, my brother wholeheartedly agrees...  he thinks Eowyn's a babe.  He said Liz Tyler has no redeeming qualities except her eyes, & if you turn her green, she'll have a striking resemblence to the typical alien cartoon (big eyes, almost no nose, & almost nonexistant cheekbones).
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« Reply #59 on: January 02, 2004, 12:49:04 PM »
Same here. Eowyn is a 9, Arwen is only about 6
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« Reply #60 on: January 02, 2004, 01:36:53 PM »
But Peter, the question is...

Who's a 10 :)


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« Reply #61 on: January 02, 2004, 01:41:37 PM »
Not to lower the level of discussion here, but . . .

Who besides me thought Eowyn was better looking than Arwen?

Faramir lucked out!  ;D



ARE YOU ON DRUGS??  Liv is a TOTAL hottie!!  Dumber than a bag of rocks but a TOTAL hottie!!
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« Reply #62 on: January 02, 2004, 01:51:02 PM »
I'd better say my wife scores a 10
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« Reply #63 on: January 02, 2004, 01:56:49 PM »
Well actually looking at it more carefully I should have said,

"I'd better say that my wife scores a 10"

Since my wife scores -100 at computer literacy she is most unlikely to read any of the possible phraseologies. I had better go give her a cuddle and get in her good books after some hours on the PC
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« Reply #64 on: January 02, 2004, 02:02:51 PM »
I can see the point. I'm not that dim :)

You mean that I should believe as a matter of fact that my wife is a 10 so that I don't need to say it, I know it. :)
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« Reply #65 on: January 02, 2004, 02:06:59 PM »
Hey, I'm a Sr. Member now!
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« Reply #66 on: January 02, 2004, 02:11:56 PM »
Go on then, put me out of my misery
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« Reply #67 on: January 02, 2004, 02:28:16 PM »
Though often grammar & spelling rules alude me, I can see one thing that is wrong with the poor sub-deacon's post... what's with the "I'd better...?"  There should be NO QUESTION that for any man, his wife is automatically THE 10, that all other women are judged by.
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« Reply #68 on: January 02, 2004, 02:32:03 PM »
Not to lower the level of discussion here, but . . .

Who besides me thought Eowyn was better looking than Arwen?

Faramir lucked out!  ;D



ARE YOU ON DRUGS??  Liv is a TOTAL hottie!!  Dumber than a bag of rocks but a TOTAL hottie!!

I never said Liv/Arwen is ugly. I just said Eowyn is better looking.



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« Reply #69 on: January 02, 2004, 02:44:49 PM »
Linus: with all those freckles ???
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« Reply #70 on: January 02, 2004, 02:48:34 PM »
I  used the phraseology 'I'd better say' meaning that in the context of various men stating which women they found attractive I ought to defend the high honour in which I hold my wife and say that she is 10.
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« Reply #71 on: January 02, 2004, 02:57:13 PM »
I admit it is feeble. I'm afraid I treat my wife very shabbily and would probably rather settle down with an old book for the evening than a good looking woman. I'm trying to force myself to behave better and even have evenings when I'm not online for 6 hours.
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« Reply #72 on: January 02, 2004, 03:14:46 PM »
Though often grammar & spelling rules alude me, I can see one thing that is wrong with the poor sub-deacon's post... what's with the "I'd better...?"  There should be NO QUESTION that for any man, his wife is automatically THE 10, that all other women are judged by.  

Good on you Ania - the spelling was indeed lousy
but the execution of the thought was indeed spot on..

Fasncy implying that his wife was not automatically THE 10 - Aaaaaaaaaargh should we warn her ?
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« Reply #73 on: January 02, 2004, 03:17:22 PM »
Sub Deacon Peter

You are hereby excommunicated for 48 hours ! [ that does mean from your computer as well ;)]
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« Reply #74 on: January 02, 2004, 03:19:14 PM »
Linus: with all those freckles ???

Hardly noticeable and where noticeable, attractive.  ;D
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« Reply #75 on: January 02, 2004, 03:25:03 PM »
Vanity
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« Reply #76 on: January 02, 2004, 03:31:49 PM »
The women of OC.net have GONE WILD!!!!  It's a feminist revolution...run men, run!!!!!!  :)
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« Reply #77 on: January 02, 2004, 03:35:18 PM »
Dunno why you are worried - the men outnumber us ;D

but we have our own ways of getting our revenge
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« Reply #78 on: January 02, 2004, 03:51:16 PM »
Now where's the fun in that??? ;)
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« Reply #79 on: January 02, 2004, 03:54:08 PM »
Oh natch
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« Reply #80 on: January 02, 2004, 04:10:17 PM »
Sub-deacon Peter... Might I suggest instead of trying (and failing) to make witty remarks to cover up your lapse of judgement, turn off the computer & take your wife out on the town to show her you think she's a 10...  (wish my boyfriend would do the same...<<sigh>> but he has to work tonight, imagine...)
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« Reply #81 on: January 02, 2004, 04:36:11 PM »
Linus: with all those freckles ???

Hardly noticeable and where noticeable, attractive.  ;D

Linus - you are welcome to her and her freckles.  I'm make myself content with Liv ;D
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« Reply #82 on: January 02, 2004, 04:37:51 PM »
Sub-deacon Peter... Might I suggest instead of trying (and failing) to make witty remarks to cover up your lapse of judgement, turn off the computer & take your wife out on the town to show her you think she's a 10...  (wish my boyfriend would do the same...<<sigh>> but he has to work tonight, imagine...)

I would, I really would. But we have 4 kids.

I am taking her to Cyprus for a luxury second honeymoon after Pascha. Our first honeymoon was a week in Keswick.
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« Reply #83 on: January 02, 2004, 04:47:22 PM »
OFC...What, exactly, is it that you are Contemplating, Brother Franciscan?

how nice married life would be with Liv. :)
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« Reply #84 on: January 02, 2004, 05:03:41 PM »
Uggghhh... married to Liv Tyler...  my brother (brought him to work with me today) declares that it will most likely closely resemble living with a corpse or a tree stump (tall, skinny tree stump, but tree stump none the less)...  She only has one facial expression...  completely blank.  
Ah, sub-deacon Peter... 4 children, yes I can see that might be problamatic as far as taking the wife out...  might I suggest a babysitter....?  :-D  Actually if you lived anywhere near me I would offer to babysit myself.    How old are they, if I can dare ask?
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« Reply #85 on: January 02, 2004, 05:13:47 PM »
13, 8, 8, 4. Hannah, Eleanor, Katherine and Callum
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« Reply #86 on: January 02, 2004, 05:34:45 PM »
She isn't to be trusted with them yet. Still a bit too immature in some respects and too mature in others. Working hard at school though, a girls one!, which is a blessing.
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« Reply #87 on: January 02, 2004, 05:59:00 PM »
Uggghhh... married to Liv Tyler...  She only has one facial expression...  completely blank.  

That's half the point!!! ;D means she's less likely to do something stupid like say no when told to do the dishes!! ;D
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« Reply #88 on: January 02, 2004, 06:46:41 PM »
OFC...What, exactly, is it that you are Contemplating, Brother Franciscan?

how nice married life would be with Liv. :)
What a father-in-law you would have. You can listen to Aerosmith songs all day :P

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« Reply #89 on: January 02, 2004, 06:58:34 PM »
I'm not so sure I'd be as thrilled about that as I would have been 10 or 15 years ago when I was more of an Aerosmith fan.
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