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What will happen Dec. 21, 2012?

The Mayans told us! End of the world!
4 (6.8%)
That's when the rapture will happen!
2 (3.4%)
I don't know, but I'm scared!
0 (0%)
A bunch of nutballs will feel really embarrassed!
47 (79.7%)
Huh!?
6 (10.2%)

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Offline ChristusDominus

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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #45 on: November 30, 2009, 03:27:07 AM »
Dec 12, 2012? I'll probably be checking out the Christmas specials at Sears.co  :laugh:

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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #46 on: November 30, 2009, 04:05:56 AM »
President Sarah Palin will invade Kamchatka to give her a larger range to go moose hunting. However, Russia will counterattack from Irkutsk and Yakutsk, and will roll better dice than "The Barracuda".  ;D

Of course, I should have known, she's been watching them from her back porch the whole time! ;)

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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #47 on: November 30, 2009, 08:58:06 AM »
President Sarah Palin will invade Kamchatka to give her a larger range to go moose hunting. However, Russia will counterattack from Irkutsk and Yakutsk, and will roll better dice than "The Barracuda".  ;D
:laugh: LOL! No, no, no. On Dec. 21, 2012, President-elect Sarah Palin will unexpectedly quit, stating that she can do more good if she's not President. And for once, the world will agree with her.
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #48 on: November 30, 2009, 09:06:41 AM »
So far only four have acted in a sarcastic way.
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #49 on: November 30, 2009, 09:15:25 AM »
So far only four have acted in a sarcastic way.
Well, y'all, get on it! If ever there was a thread for sarcasm, this is it!
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #50 on: November 30, 2009, 09:34:26 AM »
Do you think that if people discover one of our PCs in the far future and see that it's not capable of displaying dates after 31/12/999999999, they will conclude that this date is the end of the world?

Also, whose GMT are we to follow? I guess it's the Mayan one, right?
Or will the end of the world come to Europe around seven hours later?
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #51 on: November 30, 2009, 10:03:06 AM »
Do you think that if people discover one of our PCs in the far future and see that it's not capable of displaying dates after 31/12/999999999, they will conclude that this date is the end of the world?
Yes. Much as I'd like to think that people in the year 1 trillion will not be as stupid as we are, my gut tells me they will be.
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #52 on: June 13, 2011, 02:13:21 PM »
I predict on 12/21/2012 I will have a cup of coffee, go to work, get ready for the boxing Day Manchester United game, go poo (maybe twice), play video games, kiss my wife and son, go to sleep, and get up on 12/22/2012 late because it'll be a Saturday, and watch the news of how all these Mayan calendar folks had a "mis-calculation" and the new date for Armeggedon is "such-and-such" day meanwhile trying to sneak a peek at my Christmas presents.

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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #53 on: June 13, 2011, 03:36:34 PM »
So, what will happen Dec. 21, 2012? Predict it here first!

The mall will be crowed with last minute shoppers, traffic will be nuts, the Buffalo Bills will be in last place, my wife will complain about never saving enough money to cover Christmas, it will snow and mess up the roads, the grocery store will be out of poppyseed mix and apricot mix for baking, total chaos will reign in the house, the cat will chase the dog and knock down the tree- again - and we will go to sleep with a smile anyway awaiting the great feast of the Nativity - whatever date we honor, as long as we honor the Christ Child!

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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #54 on: December 21, 2012, 10:00:50 AM »
Half a dozen poll-takers are going to feel silly today!


(I know, they were joking, but still...)

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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #55 on: December 21, 2012, 01:13:36 PM »
Half a dozen poll-takers are going to feel silly today!


(I know, they were joking, but still...)

2012 isn't at an end yet, so there's still time for the rapture.
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #56 on: December 21, 2012, 01:34:32 PM »
Half a dozen poll-takers are going to feel silly today!


(I know, they were joking, but still...)

2012 isn't at an end yet, so there's still time for the rapture.
11:11 has already passed, and we survived  :D 8)
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #57 on: December 21, 2012, 01:48:51 PM »
Perhaps the rapture did happen and we were "left behind"  :o
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #58 on: December 21, 2012, 01:49:57 PM »
Hiwot says that's the case. I'm scared...

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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #59 on: December 21, 2012, 02:06:41 PM »
Hiwot says that's the case. I'm scared...

hey you should thank your lucky stars unless you really wanted to play harp for eternity! :laugh:
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #60 on: December 21, 2012, 02:36:41 PM »
So, what will happen Dec. 21, 2012? Predict it here first!

I am still alive so I guess nothing. People need to get a life, instead of making appointment with the almighty's judgement day.
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #61 on: January 03, 2013, 08:37:52 AM »
Are you all right?
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #62 on: January 03, 2013, 09:19:05 AM »
The World Ends Today (in the Old Calendar).
If you will, you can become all flame.
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #63 on: January 03, 2013, 06:27:32 PM »
Nope, I don't think it does.

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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #64 on: January 03, 2013, 06:54:57 PM »
Perhaps the rapture did happen and we were "left behind"  :o

Yay! Then all the bad televangelists went somewhere, and I can go back to watching monster movies.