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What will happen Dec. 21, 2012?

The Mayans told us! End of the world!
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That's when the rapture will happen!
2 (3.4%)
I don't know, but I'm scared!
0 (0%)
A bunch of nutballs will feel really embarrassed!
47 (79.7%)
Huh!?
6 (10.2%)

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Offline Justin Kissel

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In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« on: November 11, 2009, 09:05:31 PM »
So, what will happen Dec. 21, 2012? Predict it here first!

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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2009, 09:15:43 PM »
My vote is that a lot of nutballs will be proven wrong again, but probably won't be all that embarrassed about it.  I'd wager that they just move up the date when they find some obscure reference somewhere else.
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2009, 09:23:56 PM »
BTW, the Mayan Long Count does not end on December 20th, 2012.
There are Mayan inscriptions which refer to dates well beyond 2012.
One inscription refers to a future anniversary of the accession to the throne of the ruler K'inich Janaab' Pakal and dates it at the equivalent of the Gregorian date of October 21st 4772.
We shouldn't blame the Mayans for our stupidity.
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2009, 09:26:54 PM »
Well, there you go.  We've got another 2760 years.
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2009, 09:29:45 PM »
We shouldn't blame the Mayans for our stupidity.
Quote of the century.

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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2009, 09:35:36 PM »
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BTW, the Mayan Long Count does not end on December 20th, 2012.
There are Mayan inscriptions which refer to dates well beyond 2012.
One inscription refers to a future anniversary of the accession to the throne of the ruler K'inich Janaab' Pakal and dates it at the equivalent of the Gregorian date of October 21st 4772.
We shouldn't blame the Mayans for our stupidity.

Interesting. Didn't know that. But then, I've not really paid much attention to all the 2012 stuff, even though I've heard about it for a couple years. I figured with an American movie about it coming out and all, this might be the time for a light-hearted poll.

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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
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BTW, the Mayan Long Count does not end on December 20th, 2012.
There are Mayan inscriptions which refer to dates well beyond 2012.
One inscription refers to a future anniversary of the accession to the throne of the ruler K'inich Janaab' Pakal and dates it at the equivalent of the Gregorian date of October 21st 4772.
We shouldn't blame the Mayans for our stupidity.

Interesting. Didn't know that. But then, I've not really paid much attention to all the 2012 stuff, even though I've heard about it for a couple years. I figured with an American movie about it coming out and all, this might be the time for a light-hearted poll.
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2009, 09:41:05 PM »
My predictions-

1.  There will be 1-2 inches of snow on the sidewalk (like most days in Dec-March) and I will shovel my sidewalk plus my elderly neighbor's.
2.  There will be 1/4 inch of frozen snow on my car window and I will have to scrape it if I'm scheduled to work.
3.  I will consider dragging the dusty, old Christmas tree out of the attic, but I will procrastinate.

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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2009, 09:44:33 PM »
MLIA!
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2009, 09:55:57 PM »
A Vassula enthusiast (I'm being charitable here) told me a couple of months ago, that Christ is going to return in 2012.  The reasoning is that Vassula is getting older and Christ promised her that he would return while she is still alive.  Wow!  What are the chances that one of Vassula's predictions should match something that is based on an ancient pagan calendar?  It must be true!    :o

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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2009, 10:04:35 PM »
My prediction is someone is going to make a lot of money selling survival kits to half crazed 2012 believers and mormons  :P

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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2009, 11:04:51 PM »
an ancient pagan calendar 
I'm not sure how a calendar can be "pagan". The Julian Calendar was invented by pagans- does that make it a "pagan" calendar?
A Calendar is a way of counting time. Thats all.
Sorry to be pedantic....calendar enthusiast and all that.....
I might add that the Mayans were counting time in Base 20 and Base 18 hundreds of years before we had even figured out that zero was a numerical digit.
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2009, 11:28:49 PM »
BTW, the Mayan Long Count does not end on December 20th, 2012.
There are Mayan inscriptions which refer to dates well beyond 2012.
One inscription refers to a future anniversary of the accession to the throne of the ruler K'inich Janaab' Pakal and dates it at the equivalent of the Gregorian date of October 21st 4772.
We shouldn't blame the Mayans for our stupidity.

I read a NASA scientist say that all those truly following the Mayan calendar will do on 12/21/2012 is to throw the old (long-count) calendar away and hang up the new (long-count) one, much like how we'll do with all our (365 day) calendars on 01/01/2010.
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2009, 12:28:06 AM »
Add another option - all of us will be 3 years older.   ;D

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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2009, 12:45:18 AM »
I'm pretty sure I'm going to be giving finals.
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2009, 01:50:38 AM »
Gawd, I feel like such a fossil. I've lost count of the number of "end of the world" dates that have been proclaimed by various crackpots in my lifetime (certain Korean sects are particularly prone to "doomsday scenarios"), not to mention "second comings", such as the pronouncements of one Benjamin Creme, who insisted that Jesus had returned to Earth in 1977, and was to publicly appear to all the world in June, 1985. Let's not forget the various false proclamations of the coming of the "rapture" by folks like the JWs and other sects and cults.

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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2009, 01:52:45 AM »
Rapture baby!

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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2009, 02:14:35 AM »
an ancient pagan calendar 
I'm not sure how a calendar can be "pagan". The Julian Calendar was invented by pagans- does that make it a "pagan" calendar?
A Calendar is a way of counting time. Thats all.
Sorry to be pedantic....calendar enthusiast and all that.....
I might add that the Mayans were counting time in Base 20 and Base 18 hundreds of years before we had even figured out that zero was a numerical digit.

Forgive the insult to the ancient Mayans.  I did not mean to disparage them.

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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2009, 02:53:03 AM »
The Cubs will still be celebrating their World Series championship.

Remember, folks.  You heard it here first.
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2009, 08:53:38 AM »
The Cubs will still be celebrating their World Series championship.

Remember, folks.  You heard it here first.
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2009, 09:40:50 AM »
I once had a book called something like, Why Jesus will Return in 1988. I think the author even had the date nailed down to somewhere in September. It was quite popular in premillenial evangelical circles back then. I may have it somewhere in my basement. Not sure if I tossed it out as heretical, or kept it as a curiosity piece. I'm really not sure why I had it in the first place. I gave up on premillenialism in the early 70s when I had a Bible college professor who cleared up that insanity for me.

Also, remember the months leading up to AD 2000 - civilization as we knew it was to end then with a complete crash of all computers?

It seems to me that we are taught to "watch" which I interpret as "keep alert as we go about our daily business", not to "predict" which leads to a worry and concern about which we can do nothing anyway.

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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #21 on: November 12, 2009, 11:03:13 AM »
If anything significant will really happen, probably we won't event realize it. I feel the 2012 AD date more as the beginning of deeper changes, but I may reflect a too romantic approach to it!
Anyway, a girl I now is really said about that and has good reasons to do so: her birthday is on 21st December!

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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2009, 05:15:13 PM »
I'm pretty sure I'm going to be giving finals.

You give finals to your students?  God bless you, Y.

At my school district we were all but directly forbidden to give finals.  Apparently, it screws up students' self-esteem.
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2009, 07:51:13 PM »
I suppose riots after failing to organise UEFA Euro 2012 won't have stopped.
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #24 on: November 12, 2009, 07:54:26 PM »
I'm pretty sure I'm going to be giving finals.

You give finals to your students?  God bless you, Y.

At my school district we were all but directly forbidden to give finals.  Apparently, it screws up students' self-esteem.
Really? Wow. At the high school, we're required to give finals. At the middle school, none of us give finals, but I always have a capstone project each semestre that fits the purpose.
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #25 on: November 12, 2009, 07:57:14 PM »
I'm pretty sure I'm going to be giving finals.

You give finals to your students?  God bless you, Y.

At my school district we were all but directly forbidden to give finals.  Apparently, it screws up students' self-esteem.
Really? Wow. At the high school, we're required to give finals. At the middle school, none of us give finals, but I always have a capstone project each semestre that fits the purpose.
We are definitely required to give finals at my high school. but our school gets out the week before the 21, well before the end of the world.  :D
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #26 on: November 12, 2009, 07:58:30 PM »
I'm pretty sure I'm going to be giving finals.

You give finals to your students?  God bless you, Y.

At my school district we were all but directly forbidden to give finals.  Apparently, it screws up students' self-esteem.
Really? Wow. At the high school, we're required to give finals. At the middle school, none of us give finals, but I always have a capstone project each semestre that fits the purpose.
We are definitely required to give finals at my high school. but our school gets out the week before the 21, well before the end of the world.  :D
Lucky. Our semestre always ends on Dec. 23.
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #27 on: November 12, 2009, 09:53:38 PM »
I have an exam on the 23rd.  Maybe if I'm "lucky"...  :laugh:
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #28 on: November 12, 2009, 10:01:19 PM »
Lord willing, I will be complaining about the Aussie heat while cooking up large for the Nativity celebration!  ;D
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #29 on: November 13, 2009, 03:54:16 PM »
Lord willing, I will be complaining about the Aussie heat while cooking up large for the Nativity celebration!  ;D
It always amazes me to think that those in the southern hemisphere are experiencing summer and Christmas at the same time. I suppose you don't sing carols like "Jingle Bells" or "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas".   ;D
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #30 on: November 13, 2009, 06:08:21 PM »
Lord willing, I will be complaining about the Aussie heat while cooking up large for the Nativity celebration!  ;D
It always amazes me to think that those in the southern hemisphere are experiencing summer and Christmas at the same time. I suppose you don't sing carols like "Jingle Bells" or "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas".   ;D

Well, those songs are played in the malls, etc, but they are simply popular American "Christmas/winter tunes". In our family, we seem to stick with the more traditional/Western/English carols that commemorate the Incarnation, so the location and season of our Christmas celebration is irrelevant.
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #31 on: November 13, 2009, 10:02:59 PM »
anyone else going to go see the movie tonight?

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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #32 on: November 14, 2009, 03:57:21 AM »
So, what will happen Dec. 21, 2012? Predict it here first!

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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #33 on: November 14, 2009, 04:06:51 AM »
So, what will happen Dec. 21, 2012? Predict it here first!

We'll all be three years older

Lord willing! :)
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #34 on: November 14, 2009, 04:11:19 AM »
anyone else going to go see the movie tonight?

I didn't, partially because it didn't really interest me enough, but more just because I rarely go to the movies. I don't think I've seen more than 10 movies in the theater in the last 10 years.

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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #35 on: November 14, 2009, 04:40:41 AM »
anyone else going to go see the movie tonight?
I will give it a look in theatre on Wednesday (2 € less for cost of the ticket in the cinema I go to: it's no worth paying the full price for a disaster movie!) and when I'll see it maybe I'll give my opinions LOL

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« Reply #37 on: November 14, 2009, 12:48:18 PM »
Charged neutrinos which behave as electrons and create electromagnetic waves. Makes perfect sense.
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #38 on: November 14, 2009, 02:33:18 PM »
anyone else going to go see the movie tonight?

We had the local science fiction club over, the oldest was in the opening night of his high school production of "The Taming of the Shrew" (he's Gremio) and with three kids we don't get to the movies much anyway. 

It doesn't look like my cuppa'

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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #39 on: November 14, 2009, 02:40:50 PM »
So, what will happen Dec. 21, 2012? Predict it here first!

We'll all be three years older

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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #41 on: November 16, 2009, 06:46:21 PM »
In 2012, neutrinos melt the earth's core, and other disasters

Let's hope that Bruce Willis and his friends will come to our rescue again.  ;D
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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #42 on: November 20, 2009, 05:17:46 PM »
Rev. 20:12

"And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works."

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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #43 on: November 20, 2009, 06:22:15 PM »
Rev. 20:12

"And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works."

 :o

I always suspected that 16th century Europeans and the ancient Mayans were colluding together, and this just proves it!  ;D

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Re: In 2012, The Following Will Happen...
« Reply #44 on: November 30, 2009, 01:49:45 AM »
President Sarah Palin will invade Kamchatka to give her a larger range to go moose hunting. However, Russia will counterattack from Irkutsk and Yakutsk, and will roll better dice than "The Barracuda".  ;D