Author Topic: URGENT NEWS!! (Read 36812 times)

Robert · « **on:** December 09, 2003, 11:42:58 PM »

A new Pope has been elected...

Mor Ephrem · « **Reply #1 on:** December 09, 2003, 11:43:43 PM »

I'm going to give the EP a run for his money.

Mor Ephrem · « **Reply #2 on:** December 09, 2003, 11:47:42 PM »

Check out the new sig...

Bogoliubtsy · « **Reply #3 on:** December 09, 2003, 11:49:33 PM »

Vagante Christianity.net

Quite possibly one of the best things I've seen in months.

Mor Ephrem · « **Reply #4 on:** December 09, 2003, 11:49:59 PM »

I have consecrated Mr. Advent as Metropolitan Bellarmine of Research Triangle Park.

Robert · « **Reply #5 on:** December 09, 2003, 11:50:46 PM »

Thanks Your Holiness Pope Ephrem

Linus7 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 09, 2003, 11:51:46 PM »

Awesome!

Cardinal Ratzinger, eat your heart out!

Br. Max, OFC · « **Reply #7 on:** December 09, 2003, 11:51:54 PM »

yall are just sick sick sick!!

:D

Robert · « **Reply #8 on:** December 09, 2003, 11:52:10 PM »

Where's Seraphim Reeves when you need him!?!!?!?

David · « **Reply #9 on:** December 09, 2003, 11:53:00 PM »

Quote from: Mor Ephrem on December 09, 2003, 11:49:59 PM

I have consecrated Mr. Advent as Metropolitan Bellarmine of Research Triangle Park.

Man, just no love for a long-suffering servant eh your All-Holiness?

Byzantino · « **Reply #10 on:** December 09, 2003, 11:53:53 PM »

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All hail Pope Ephrem!

Tu es Petrus....

Mor Ephrem · « **Reply #11 on:** December 09, 2003, 11:53:54 PM »

When you get your face put on a bishop's body, we'll talk.

Anastasios · « **Reply #12 on:** December 09, 2003, 11:59:30 PM »

here is the new church logo

Robert · « **Reply #13 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:00:13 AM »

I'm going to make the Orthodox here in North Carolina mad!!

Jakub · « **Reply #14 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:07:45 AM »

Heretics !!!

LOTR - Its the Return of the King !

Robert · « **Reply #15 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:07:53 AM »

Here we go...

Mor Ephrem · « **Reply #16 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:10:22 AM »

Hey, I didn't give you autocephaly yet! You did not approach Our All Holy Throne beseeching autocephaly from Our All Holy Generosity.

Robert · « **Reply #17 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:11:05 AM »

That is because you are a GRACELESS HERETIC!

amhalaba · « **Reply #18 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:11:54 AM »

LORD HAVE MERCY LORD HAVE MERCY LORD HAVE MERCY

Robert · « **Reply #19 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:11:54 AM »

I broke off because you were teaching Monophysitism.

Mor Ephrem · « **Reply #20 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:12:41 AM »

Schism, schism! See, all, how the nefarious one spits in the face of his father! Anathema sit, anathema sit!!

Jakub · « **Reply #21 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:17:04 AM »

The entire forum is under house arrest for the inhalation of cannabis sativa, return to your assigned barracks.

Master and Commander of the Far Side.

Oblio · « **Reply #22 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:17:36 AM »

Someone of you clowns come clean the Warsteiner off my monitor

Mor Ephrem · « **Reply #23 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:18:51 AM »

LOL!!

On a sad note, I don't think this thread is going to be as successful as the thread with H.H. Bartholomew and the sheep...

Linus7 · « **Reply #24 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:20:28 AM »

Quote from: Oblio on December 10, 2003, 12:17:36 AM

Someone of you clowns come clean the Warsteiner off my monitor

Either you or your monitor has good taste in beer!

Robert · « **Reply #25 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:20:38 AM »

hahah

Anastasios · « **Reply #26 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:21:21 AM »

No, I am the emperor!

Mor Ephrem · « **Reply #27 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:21:46 AM »

I think that Pope is the only one guilty of the inhalation of cannabis sativa...

Robert · « **Reply #28 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:21:50 AM »

Not according to the latest picture I posted...

Jakub · « **Reply #29 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:23:34 AM »

Need I say more ?

JB

Anastasios · « **Reply #30 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:25:02 AM »

this is too much fun. it is interfering with my studies

Mor Ephrem · « **Reply #31 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:25:47 AM »

You're telling me. This is MUCH BETTER than reading Aristotle!

Oblio · « **Reply #32 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:25:48 AM »

Quote from: Linus7 on December 10, 2003, 12:20:28 AM

Quote from: Oblio on December 10, 2003, 12:17:36 AM
Someone of you clowns come clean the Warsteiner off my monitor

Either you or your monitor has good taste in beer!

I picked up the habit after spending about 60 hours on Lufthansa in the last 4 months

Robert · « **Reply #33 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:26:50 AM »

Yea I'm supposed to be studying microecon!

Jakub · « **Reply #34 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:28:17 AM »

LOL, its the FASTING !!!

Robert · « **Reply #35 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:31:12 AM »

Oblio · « **Reply #36 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:31:22 AM »

I sure hope someone doesn't find a canon against silliness during fasting periods.

Linus7 · « **Reply #37 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:32:26 AM »

Quote from: Oblio on December 10, 2003, 12:25:48 AM

Quote from: Linus7 on December 10, 2003, 12:20:28 AM
Quote from: Oblio on December 10, 2003, 12:17:36 AM
Someone of you clowns come clean the Warsteiner off my monitor

Either you or your monitor has good taste in beer!

I picked up the habit after spending about 60 hours on Lufthansa in the last 4 months

Good habit. That, Bitburger, and Pilsner Urquell are among my very favorites.

Mor Ephrem · « **Reply #38 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:34:10 AM »

That photo was fabricated by enemies of Our All Holy Throne. We have, in Our All Holy Justice, condemned him to the dungeons of everlasting hell.

Robert · « **Reply #39 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:38:27 AM »

Night ya'll it's been fun

Anastasios · « **Reply #40 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:41:59 AM »

well robert is a pagan

Mor Ephrem · « **Reply #41 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:43:13 AM »

Metropolitan Bellarmine has been deposed for apostasizing from the faith.

David · « **Reply #42 on:** December 10, 2003, 12:56:23 AM »

Quote from: Mor Ephrem on December 09, 2003, 11:53:54 PM

When you get your face put on a bishop's body, we'll talk.

Okay I think I need to go to confession now.

Mor Ephrem · « **Reply #43 on:** December 10, 2003, 01:03:30 AM »

PHANAR IN EXILE, NEW YORK (AP) - Metropolitan David of Greenville was consecrated in the final hours of 9 December 2003 in order to replace the fallen Metropolitan Bellarmine of Research Triangle Park, who left the bosom of our communion for the heresy of the Sikhs.

David · « **Reply #44 on:** December 10, 2003, 01:09:10 AM »

and

Coincidence? I think not!!!

Tunak Tunak Tun!!!

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