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A new Pope has been elected...
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« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2003, 11:43:43 PM » |
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I'm going to give the EP a run for his money.
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"...you could not bear, Master, in the compassion of your mercy to watch the human race being tyrannised by the devil, but you came and saved us. We acknowledge your grace, we proclaim your mercy, we do not conceal your benevolence..."
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« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2003, 11:47:42 PM » |
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Check out the new sig...
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"...you could not bear, Master, in the compassion of your mercy to watch the human race being tyrannised by the devil, but you came and saved us. We acknowledge your grace, we proclaim your mercy, we do not conceal your benevolence..."
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« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2003, 11:49:33 PM » |
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Vagante Christianity.net Quite possibly one of the best things I've seen in months.  |
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"When you give food to the poor, they call you a saint. When you ask why the poor have no food, they call you a communist". - Archbishop Hélder Pessoa Câmara
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« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2003, 11:49:59 PM » |
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I have consecrated Mr. Advent as Metropolitan Bellarmine of Research Triangle Park.
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"...you could not bear, Master, in the compassion of your mercy to watch the human race being tyrannised by the devil, but you came and saved us. We acknowledge your grace, we proclaim your mercy, we do not conceal your benevolence..."
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« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2003, 11:50:46 PM » |
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Thanks Your Holiness Pope Ephrem
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« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2003, 11:51:46 PM » |
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Awesome! Cardinal Ratzinger, eat your heart out!  |
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The first condition of salvation is to keep the norm of the true faith and in no way to deviate from the established doctrine of the Fathers.
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« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2003, 11:51:54 PM » |
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yall are just sick sick sick!!  |
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"Where I live in Manhattan and where I work at ABC, people say 'conservative' the way people say 'child molester.' Leftist thinking is just the culture that I live in and the culture the reporters who populate the mainstream media
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« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2003, 11:52:10 PM » |
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Where's Seraphim Reeves when you need him!?!!?!?
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« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2003, 11:53:00 PM » |
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I have consecrated Mr. Advent as Metropolitan Bellarmine of Research Triangle Park.
Man, just no love for a long-suffering servant eh your All-Holiness?  |
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"When looking at faults, use a mirror, not a telescope."
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« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2003, 11:53:53 PM » |
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All hail Pope Ephrem!
Tu es Petrus....
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« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2003, 11:53:54 PM » |
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When you get your face put on a bishop's body, we'll talk.
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« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2003, 11:59:30 PM » |
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here is the new church logo
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Please Buy My Book!Past posts reflect stages of my life before my baptism may not be accurate expositions of Orthodox teaching. Also, I served as an Orthodox priest from 2008-2013, before resigning.
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« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2003, 12:00:13 AM » |
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I'm going to make the Orthodox here in North Carolina mad!!
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« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2003, 12:07:45 AM » |
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Heretics !!!
LOTR - Its the Return of the King !
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An old timer is a man who's had a lot of interesting experiences -- some of them true.
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
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« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2003, 12:07:53 AM » |
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Here we go...
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« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2003, 12:10:22 AM » |
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Hey, I didn't give you autocephaly yet! You did not approach Our All Holy Throne beseeching autocephaly from Our All Holy Generosity.
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« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2003, 12:11:05 AM » |
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That is because you are a GRACELESS HERETIC!
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« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2003, 12:11:54 AM » |
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 LORD HAVE MERCY LORD HAVE MERCY LORD HAVE MERCY |
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"To live is to change, and to become perfect is to change often." - John Henry Neumann
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« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2003, 12:11:54 AM » |
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I broke off because you were teaching Monophysitism.
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« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2003, 12:12:41 AM » |
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Schism, schism! See, all, how the nefarious one spits in the face of his father! Anathema sit, anathema sit!!
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« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2003, 12:17:04 AM » |
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The entire forum is under house arrest for the inhalation of cannabis sativa, return to your assigned barracks.
Master and Commander of the Far Side.
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An old timer is a man who's had a lot of interesting experiences -- some of them true.
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
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« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2003, 12:17:36 AM » |
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Someone of you clowns come clean the Warsteiner off my monitor |
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« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2003, 12:18:51 AM » |
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LOL!!
On a sad note, I don't think this thread is going to be as successful as the thread with H.H. Bartholomew and the sheep...
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« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2003, 12:20:28 AM » |
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Someone of you clowns come clean the Warsteiner off my monitor Either you or your monitor has good taste in beer! |
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« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2003, 12:20:38 AM » |
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hahah
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« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2003, 12:21:21 AM » |
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No, I am the emperor!
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Please Buy My Book!Past posts reflect stages of my life before my baptism may not be accurate expositions of Orthodox teaching. Also, I served as an Orthodox priest from 2008-2013, before resigning.
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« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2003, 12:21:46 AM » |
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I think that Pope is the only one guilty of the inhalation of cannabis sativa...
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« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2003, 12:21:50 AM » |
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Not according to the latest picture I posted...
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« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2003, 12:23:34 AM » |
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Need I say more ?
JB
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An old timer is a man who's had a lot of interesting experiences -- some of them true.
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« Reply #30 on: December 10, 2003, 12:25:02 AM » |
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this is too much fun. it is interfering with my studies |
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« Reply #31 on: December 10, 2003, 12:25:47 AM » |
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You're telling me. This is MUCH BETTER than reading Aristotle!
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« Reply #32 on: December 10, 2003, 12:25:48 AM » |
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Someone of you clowns come clean the Warsteiner off my monitor Either you or your monitor has good taste in beer! I picked up the habit after spending about 60 hours on Lufthansa in the last 4 months  |
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« Reply #33 on: December 10, 2003, 12:26:50 AM » |
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Yea I'm supposed to be studying microecon!
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« Reply #34 on: December 10, 2003, 12:28:17 AM » |
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LOL, its the FASTING !!!
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« Reply #35 on: December 10, 2003, 12:31:12 AM » |
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« Reply #36 on: December 10, 2003, 12:31:22 AM » |
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I sure hope someone doesn't find a canon against silliness during fasting periods.
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« Reply #37 on: December 10, 2003, 12:32:26 AM » |
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Someone of you clowns come clean the Warsteiner off my monitor Either you or your monitor has good taste in beer! I picked up the habit after spending about 60 hours on Lufthansa in the last 4 months Good habit. That, Bitburger, and Pilsner Urquell are among my very favorites. |
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« Reply #38 on: December 10, 2003, 12:34:10 AM » |
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That photo was fabricated by enemies of Our All Holy Throne. We have, in Our All Holy Justice, condemned him to the dungeons of everlasting hell.
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« Reply #39 on: December 10, 2003, 12:38:27 AM » |
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Night ya'll it's been fun |
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« Reply #40 on: December 10, 2003, 12:41:59 AM » |
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well robert is a pagan
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« Reply #41 on: December 10, 2003, 12:43:13 AM » |
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Metropolitan Bellarmine has been deposed for apostasizing from the faith.
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« Reply #42 on: December 10, 2003, 12:56:23 AM » |
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When you get your face put on a bishop's body, we'll talk. Okay I think I need to go to confession now.  |
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« Reply #43 on: December 10, 2003, 01:03:30 AM » |
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PHANAR IN EXILE, NEW YORK (AP) - Metropolitan David of Greenville was consecrated in the final hours of 9 December 2003 in order to replace the fallen Metropolitan Bellarmine of Research Triangle Park, who left the bosom of our communion for the heresy of the Sikhs.
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« Reply #44 on: December 10, 2003, 01:09:10 AM » |
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 and  Coincidence? I think not!!! Tunak Tunak Tun!!! |
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