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« on: December 09, 2003, 11:42:58 PM »
A new Pope has been elected...


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« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2003, 11:43:43 PM »
I'm going to give the EP a run for his money.
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« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2003, 11:47:42 PM »
Check out the new sig...
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« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2003, 11:49:33 PM »
Vagante Christianity.net

Quite possibly one of the best things I've seen in months.
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« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2003, 11:49:59 PM »
I have consecrated Mr. Advent as Metropolitan Bellarmine of Research Triangle Park.
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« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2003, 11:50:46 PM »
Thanks Your Holiness Pope Ephrem

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« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2003, 11:51:46 PM »
Awesome!

Cardinal Ratzinger, eat your heart out!  ;)
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« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2003, 11:51:54 PM »
yall are just sick sick sick!! ;D:D
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« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2003, 11:52:10 PM »
Where's Seraphim Reeves when you need him!?!!?!?

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« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2003, 11:53:00 PM »
I have consecrated Mr. Advent as Metropolitan Bellarmine of Research Triangle Park.  

Man, just no love for a long-suffering servant eh your All-Holiness?  :P
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« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2003, 11:53:53 PM »
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2003, 11:53:54 PM »
When you get your face put on a bishop's body, we'll talk.  ;)
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« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2003, 11:59:30 PM »
here is the new church logo
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« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2003, 12:00:13 AM »
I'm going to make the Orthodox here in North Carolina mad!!


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« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2003, 12:07:45 AM »
Heretics !!!

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« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2003, 12:07:53 AM »
Here we go...

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« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2003, 12:10:22 AM »
Hey, I didn't give you autocephaly yet!  You did not approach Our All Holy Throne beseeching autocephaly from Our All Holy Generosity.
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« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2003, 12:11:05 AM »
That is because you are a GRACELESS HERETIC!


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« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2003, 12:11:54 AM »
::) LORD HAVE MERCY LORD HAVE MERCY LORD HAVE MERCY ;D
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« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2003, 12:11:54 AM »
I broke off because you were teaching Monophysitism.

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« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2003, 12:12:41 AM »
Schism, schism!  See, all, how the nefarious one spits in the face of his father!  Anathema sit, anathema sit!!
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« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2003, 12:17:04 AM »
The entire forum is under house arrest for the inhalation  of cannabis sativa, return to your assigned barracks.

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« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2003, 12:17:36 AM »
Someone of you clowns come clean the Warsteiner off my monitor :P

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« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2003, 12:18:51 AM »
LOL!!

On a sad note, I don't think this thread is going to be as successful as the thread with H.H. Bartholomew and the sheep...
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« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2003, 12:20:28 AM »
Someone of you clowns come clean the Warsteiner off my monitor :P

Either you or your monitor has good taste in beer!  ;D

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Stepping out on a limb...
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2003, 12:20:38 AM »
hahah

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« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2003, 12:21:21 AM »
No, I am the emperor!
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« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2003, 12:21:46 AM »
I think that Pope is the only one guilty of the inhalation of cannabis sativa...
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« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2003, 12:21:50 AM »
Not according to the latest picture I posted...

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« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2003, 12:23:34 AM »
Need I say more ?

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« Reply #30 on: December 10, 2003, 12:25:02 AM »
this is too much fun. it is interfering with my studies ;)
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« Reply #31 on: December 10, 2003, 12:25:47 AM »
You're telling me.  This is MUCH BETTER than reading Aristotle!
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« Reply #32 on: December 10, 2003, 12:25:48 AM »
Someone of you clowns come clean the Warsteiner off my monitor :P

Either you or your monitor has good taste in beer!  ;D



I picked up the habit after spending about 60 hours on Lufthansa in the last 4 months :)

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« Reply #33 on: December 10, 2003, 12:26:50 AM »
Yea I'm supposed to be studying microecon!

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« Reply #34 on: December 10, 2003, 12:28:17 AM »
LOL, its the FASTING !!!
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« Reply #35 on: December 10, 2003, 12:31:12 AM »
LOL

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« Reply #36 on: December 10, 2003, 12:31:22 AM »
I sure hope someone doesn't find a canon against silliness during fasting periods.

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« Reply #37 on: December 10, 2003, 12:32:26 AM »
Someone of you clowns come clean the Warsteiner off my monitor :P

Either you or your monitor has good taste in beer!  ;D



I picked up the habit after spending about 60 hours on Lufthansa in the last 4 months :)

Good habit. That, Bitburger, and Pilsner Urquell are among my very favorites.
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« Reply #38 on: December 10, 2003, 12:34:10 AM »
That photo was fabricated by enemies of Our All Holy Throne.  We have, in Our All Holy Justice, condemned him to the dungeons of everlasting hell.
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« Reply #39 on: December 10, 2003, 12:38:27 AM »
Night ya'll it's been fun :)

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« Reply #40 on: December 10, 2003, 12:41:59 AM »
well robert is a pagan
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« Reply #41 on: December 10, 2003, 12:43:13 AM »
Metropolitan Bellarmine has been deposed for apostasizing from the faith.
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« Reply #42 on: December 10, 2003, 12:56:23 AM »
When you get your face put on a bishop's body, we'll talk.  ;)

Okay I think I need to go to confession now.   :o

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« Reply #43 on: December 10, 2003, 01:03:30 AM »
PHANAR IN EXILE, NEW YORK (AP) - Metropolitan David of Greenville was consecrated in the final hours of 9 December 2003 in order to replace the fallen Metropolitan Bellarmine of Research Triangle Park, who left the bosom of our communion for the heresy of the Sikhs.
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« Reply #44 on: December 10, 2003, 01:09:10 AM »
and

Coincidence?  I think not!!!  

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