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« on: December 09, 2003, 11:42:58 PM »
A new Pope has been elected...


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« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2003, 11:43:43 PM »
I'm going to give the EP a run for his money.
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« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2003, 11:47:42 PM »
Check out the new sig...
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« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2003, 11:49:33 PM »
Vagante Christianity.net

Quite possibly one of the best things I've seen in months.
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« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2003, 11:49:59 PM »
I have consecrated Mr. Advent as Metropolitan Bellarmine of Research Triangle Park.
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« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2003, 11:50:46 PM »
Thanks Your Holiness Pope Ephrem

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« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2003, 11:51:46 PM »
Awesome!

Cardinal Ratzinger, eat your heart out!  ;)
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« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2003, 11:51:54 PM »
yall are just sick sick sick!! ;D:D
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« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2003, 11:52:10 PM »
Where's Seraphim Reeves when you need him!?!!?!?

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« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2003, 11:53:00 PM »
I have consecrated Mr. Advent as Metropolitan Bellarmine of Research Triangle Park.  

Man, just no love for a long-suffering servant eh your All-Holiness?  :P
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« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2003, 11:53:53 PM »
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2003, 11:53:54 PM »
When you get your face put on a bishop's body, we'll talk.  ;)
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« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2003, 11:59:30 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2003, 12:00:13 AM »
I'm going to make the Orthodox here in North Carolina mad!!


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« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2003, 12:07:45 AM »
Heretics !!!

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« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2003, 12:07:53 AM »
Here we go...

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« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2003, 12:10:22 AM »
Hey, I didn't give you autocephaly yet!  You did not approach Our All Holy Throne beseeching autocephaly from Our All Holy Generosity.
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« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2003, 12:11:05 AM »
That is because you are a GRACELESS HERETIC!


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« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2003, 12:11:54 AM »
::) LORD HAVE MERCY LORD HAVE MERCY LORD HAVE MERCY ;D
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« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2003, 12:11:54 AM »
I broke off because you were teaching Monophysitism.

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« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2003, 12:12:41 AM »
Schism, schism!  See, all, how the nefarious one spits in the face of his father!  Anathema sit, anathema sit!!
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« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2003, 12:17:04 AM »
The entire forum is under house arrest for the inhalation  of cannabis sativa, return to your assigned barracks.

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« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2003, 12:17:36 AM »
Someone of you clowns come clean the Warsteiner off my monitor :P

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« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2003, 12:18:51 AM »
LOL!!

On a sad note, I don't think this thread is going to be as successful as the thread with H.H. Bartholomew and the sheep...
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« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2003, 12:20:28 AM »
Someone of you clowns come clean the Warsteiner off my monitor :P

Either you or your monitor has good taste in beer!  ;D

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Stepping out on a limb...
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2003, 12:20:38 AM »
hahah

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« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2003, 12:21:21 AM »
No, I am the emperor!
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« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2003, 12:21:46 AM »
I think that Pope is the only one guilty of the inhalation of cannabis sativa...
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« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2003, 12:21:50 AM »
Not according to the latest picture I posted...

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« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2003, 12:23:34 AM »
Need I say more ?

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« Reply #30 on: December 10, 2003, 12:25:02 AM »
this is too much fun. it is interfering with my studies ;)
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« Reply #31 on: December 10, 2003, 12:25:47 AM »
You're telling me.  This is MUCH BETTER than reading Aristotle!
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« Reply #32 on: December 10, 2003, 12:25:48 AM »
Someone of you clowns come clean the Warsteiner off my monitor :P

Either you or your monitor has good taste in beer!  ;D



I picked up the habit after spending about 60 hours on Lufthansa in the last 4 months :)

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« Reply #33 on: December 10, 2003, 12:26:50 AM »
Yea I'm supposed to be studying microecon!

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« Reply #34 on: December 10, 2003, 12:28:17 AM »
LOL, its the FASTING !!!
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« Reply #35 on: December 10, 2003, 12:31:12 AM »
LOL

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« Reply #36 on: December 10, 2003, 12:31:22 AM »
I sure hope someone doesn't find a canon against silliness during fasting periods.

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« Reply #37 on: December 10, 2003, 12:32:26 AM »
Someone of you clowns come clean the Warsteiner off my monitor :P

Either you or your monitor has good taste in beer!  ;D



I picked up the habit after spending about 60 hours on Lufthansa in the last 4 months :)

Good habit. That, Bitburger, and Pilsner Urquell are among my very favorites.
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« Reply #38 on: December 10, 2003, 12:34:10 AM »
That photo was fabricated by enemies of Our All Holy Throne.  We have, in Our All Holy Justice, condemned him to the dungeons of everlasting hell.
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« Reply #39 on: December 10, 2003, 12:38:27 AM »
Night ya'll it's been fun :)

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« Reply #40 on: December 10, 2003, 12:41:59 AM »
well robert is a pagan
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« Reply #41 on: December 10, 2003, 12:43:13 AM »
Metropolitan Bellarmine has been deposed for apostasizing from the faith.
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« Reply #42 on: December 10, 2003, 12:56:23 AM »
When you get your face put on a bishop's body, we'll talk.  ;)

Okay I think I need to go to confession now.   :o

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« Reply #43 on: December 10, 2003, 01:03:30 AM »
PHANAR IN EXILE, NEW YORK (AP) - Metropolitan David of Greenville was consecrated in the final hours of 9 December 2003 in order to replace the fallen Metropolitan Bellarmine of Research Triangle Park, who left the bosom of our communion for the heresy of the Sikhs.
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« Reply #44 on: December 10, 2003, 01:09:10 AM »
and

Coincidence?  I think not!!!  

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« Reply #45 on: December 10, 2003, 01:12:26 AM »
Daler Mehndi looks better.  And less like an apostate of hell.
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« Reply #46 on: December 10, 2003, 01:13:00 AM »
How sad is the fall of Bellarmine...
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« Reply #47 on: December 10, 2003, 01:13:03 AM »
A stoned apostate of hell at that. :)
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When I look at this photo of Dustin, and the innocent grin on his face, I can't help but think of the Mikey kid from Life cereal commercials.

Schismatic 1:"Hey, I need to be a priest in that new splinter sect schisming from the national church. Who can I get to ordain me?"
Schismatic 2:"Mikey'll do it.  Mikey'll ordain anybody!"
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« Reply #49 on: December 10, 2003, 01:24:42 AM »
ROFL!!!  Dusty'll do it.  Dusty'll ordain anybody!
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« Reply #50 on: December 10, 2003, 02:21:03 AM »
Look what the $49.95 Miter did for these two gentlemen:

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« Reply #51 on: December 10, 2003, 03:35:16 AM »
Notice the icon of Panagia weeping in the background.

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« Reply #52 on: December 11, 2003, 09:45:54 AM »
Collegiality, my brother, collegiality. . . .

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« Reply #53 on: December 11, 2003, 10:38:34 AM »
My Synod condemned that man as a graceless heretic a long time ago... :P
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« Reply #54 on: December 11, 2003, 11:50:20 AM »
My Synod condemned that man as a graceless heretic a long time ago... :P

My synod can beat up anathematize your synod-- they just don't feel like it.  :P :P :P

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« Reply #55 on: December 11, 2003, 03:09:29 PM »
I HAVE THAT BOOK!  ;)
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« Reply #56 on: January 03, 2004, 06:38:58 AM »
Back to the top!  It's time to inject more fun in the forum!
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« Reply #57 on: January 03, 2004, 01:59:10 PM »
david are you saying I'm no fun??
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« Reply #58 on: January 03, 2004, 02:49:31 PM »
That is a question that needs no answer ;D
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« Reply #59 on: January 03, 2004, 02:57:48 PM »
My water heater just went kaboom, 29 degrees outside , no showers or shaving till late Monday, maybe time for a beard.

Guess we will heat water on the stove to bathe 3 week old Michael.

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« Reply #60 on: January 03, 2004, 03:05:20 PM »
29 degrees centigrade or fahrenheit?
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« Reply #61 on: January 03, 2004, 03:06:34 PM »
Ain't life wonderful
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« Reply #62 on: January 03, 2004, 03:15:30 PM »
Jakub: oh just heat some water on the stove. :) Do it the old fashioned way :)
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« Reply #63 on: January 03, 2004, 03:21:28 PM »
hey Man ;D

that's exactly what Jakub said - now then pay attention in future :o
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« Reply #64 on: January 03, 2004, 03:24:27 PM »
slave: he said that for the babe.  I'm talking about the shaving! ;D  

We lived in a 28 room farm house for years.  The bathroom was a 1940's addition.  3 outside walls on the WEST face of the house.  It didn't matter how hot we had the hotwater tank - the pipes would ALWAYS freeze.  It was just easier to heat the water on the stove and carry it in for baths.
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« Reply #65 on: January 03, 2004, 03:29:41 PM »
Under those circumstances why bother shaving - go Orthodox !! :P :P
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« Reply #66 on: January 03, 2004, 03:31:59 PM »
slave: I keep a neat goatee.  a full beard and I look either like grizzly adams or Al Boreland
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« Reply #67 on: January 03, 2004, 03:33:20 PM »
Got a photo ;) ?
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« Reply #68 on: January 03, 2004, 03:34:15 PM »
Actually there 's something wrong with this thread - it is not a proper OCNet thread
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« Reply #69 on: January 03, 2004, 03:35:14 PM »
Wait! Alcohol! WHAT were we thinking!
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« Reply #70 on: January 03, 2004, 04:02:46 PM »
I'm retired so the old white hairs can grow, does anybody really enjoy shaving ?

The temp is farenheit in the Kalifornian high desert, 1st landing site of the Space Shuttles .

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« Reply #71 on: January 03, 2004, 04:07:39 PM »
Hmm a bit chilly then - we are at 6 degrees C but it feels like 1 - so the official weather forecast says ;)
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« Reply #72 on: January 03, 2004, 04:09:38 PM »
Yes its been pretty bitter down here in the south, we went to the coast for a run out and needed our coats and hats and scarves and gloves. Have you had snow yet where you are in Scotland? My wife's family in Stirling and Falkirk had a wee bit a few days ago.
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« Reply #73 on: January 03, 2004, 04:43:10 PM »
slave: I have a few.  I don't usually allow them to be taken, but there are a few in existance.
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« Reply #74 on: January 03, 2004, 04:51:18 PM »
Br Max,

Ah now come on - I posted my stupid dog's photo cause you like dogs , and goodness knows how I managed that, [ being as how I am not exactly computer literate ;)]
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« Reply #75 on: January 03, 2004, 04:55:19 PM »
Sub Deacon Peter,

I've seen a few flakes of snow in Tynron when I go down to drive - but none as yet here in Glasgow. So far they have not shut the snow gates up North. It may be cold , we may have had lots of rain , we have had gales - but snow  now that is still missing [ and long may that continue ]
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« Reply #76 on: January 03, 2004, 04:59:47 PM »
Anhelyna: Should it snow...break out the whisky. Should it not snow...break out thw whisky.
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« Reply #77 on: January 03, 2004, 05:19:35 PM »
or the Port ;D like now
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« Reply #78 on: January 03, 2004, 05:28:10 PM »
Nice pint of caffrey's on the go here.
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« Reply #79 on: January 03, 2004, 05:28:30 PM »
And Br. Max said I had a alcohol problem !

Maybe we need a topic board for spirits & food.

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ps I posted that story link for the newest Passion commentary , ck it out while sipping yer ...............
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« Reply #80 on: January 03, 2004, 10:47:19 PM »
Jakub,

I enjoy shaving, but then again I use a straight razor so my shaves are more luxurious than what you would get with a Mock-3.  :)
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