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Re: And For My 5000th Post I Bring You...
« Reply #135 on: November 22, 2013, 03:16:38 PM »

I would, if I could!  ;D

Well...you, theoretically,....could.......... ;D

Okay, so....which one is the real LizaSymonenko??  (You all look so..........Ukraininan ;D ;D!)
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« Reply #136 on: November 22, 2013, 03:21:03 PM »

Ya...ya...that's me....the Ukrainian one!   :angel:
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« Reply #137 on: November 22, 2013, 03:22:17 PM »

Ya...ya...that's me....the Ukrainian one!   :angel:

Go figure..... 8)
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Re: And For My 5000th Post I Bring You...
« Reply #138 on: November 22, 2013, 03:24:24 PM »

Ya...ya...that's me....the Ukrainian one!   :angel:

As opposed to the Moldovan one?
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« Reply #139 on: November 22, 2013, 04:52:19 PM »
Congrats on 10,000!  :)

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Re: And For My 5000th Post I Bring You...
« Reply #140 on: November 22, 2013, 04:55:45 PM »
I would be more than happy to fund *'s weekly diet of Sunkist and Banquet TV dinners.

I drink about 12-15 two liters of diet Sunkist a week. I will not count the TV dinners, since NO ONE should have to pay for that stuff. Anyway, I look forward to your first monthly check of about $60 arriving shortly.  :P  :P

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Re: And For My 5000th Post I Bring You...
« Reply #141 on: November 22, 2013, 05:33:07 PM »

I would, if I could!  ;D

Well...you, theoretically,....could.......... ;D

Okay, so....which one is the real LizaSymonenko??  (You all look so..........Ukraininan ;D ;D!)

Maybe it will be easier if I told you I am not a blonde....although I was when I was little...but, it got darker as I got older.
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Re: And For My 5000th Post I Bring You...
« Reply #142 on: November 22, 2013, 05:36:03 PM »

I would, if I could!  ;D

Well...you, theoretically,....could.......... ;D

Okay, so....which one is the real LizaSymonenko??  (You all look so..........Ukraininan ;D ;D!)

Maybe it will be easier if I told you I am not a blonde....although I was when I was little...but, it got darker as I got older.


Ah ha!!  Excellent!!!
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Re: And For My 5000th Post I Bring You...
« Reply #143 on: December 05, 2013, 07:35:46 AM »
20000th. Trying to list all churches I've ever been to:


St. Nicholas in Białystok


Holy Spirit in Białystok


All Saints in Białystok


St. George in Białystok


St. Mary Magdalene in Białystok


Resurrection in Białystok


St. Elijah in Białystok


St. George in Jurowlany


Holy Myrhbearers in Czarna Białostocka


St. St. Peter and Paul in Wasilków


St. Pantaleon in Zaścianki


St. George in Siemianówka


St. John the Baptist in Grzybowszczyzna Stara


Annunciation in Supraśl


St. John the Theologian in Supraśl


St. Gabriel the Martyr in Zwierki


Intercession in Puchły


Dormition in Zabłudów


St. St. Anthony and Theodosius in Odrynki


Nativity of the Theotokos in Bielsk Podlaski


St. Michael in Bielsk Podlaski


Resurrection in Bielsk Podlaski


St. Michael in Orla


St. Symeon the Stylite in Orla


St. Michael in Stary Kornin


St. Anne in Stary Kornin


St. John the Theologian in Augustowo


St. Nicholas in Białowieża


Holy Trinity in Hajnówka


St. Demetrius in Hajnówka


"Joy of All Who Sorrow" Icon in Tokary


Nativity of the Theotokos in Mielnik


Transfiguration in Grabarka


"Joy of All Who Sorrow" Icon in Grabarka


St. Humphrey in Jabłeczna


St. Mary Magdalene in Warsaw


St. John Climacus in Warsaw


St. Gregory the Archimandrite in Warsaw


St. Alexandra in Stanisławowo


St. Nicholas in Radom


Dormition in Cracow


St. Michael in Sokołowsko


St. St. Cyril and Methodius in Wrocław


St. St. Peter and Paul in Jelenia Góra


St. St. Peter and Paul in Ełk


Dormition in Wojnowo


St. Nicholas in Gdańsk


Transfiguration in Połacak


Elevation in Połacak


"Joy of All Who Sorrow" Icon in Miensk


St. Michael in Synkovičy


Holy Spirit in Vilnius


Christ the Saviour in Moscow


Dormition in Varna


St. Blase in Sveti Vlas


St. St. Cyril and Methodius in Prague


St. St. Peter and Paul in Trebišov


St. George in Istanbul


St. Stephen in Istanbul

I missed a handful (or two) because I forgot or cannot identify them. I listed active EOrthodox churches. I skipped shrines of other confessions (Old Believer, Catholic, OO, Old Catholic, Lutheran, Calvinist, Jewish, Muslim and what else). I also did not list buildings that no longer function as churches. I at least entered each of them. All but a handful, I attended services in. I omitted churches I've seen only from the outside.
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Re: And For My 5000th Post I Bring You...
« Reply #144 on: December 05, 2013, 10:43:22 AM »
Congrats on 20,000! :)

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« Reply #145 on: December 05, 2013, 10:52:58 AM »

Wow!  That's a lot of churches...and even more posts!

Congratulations!
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Re: And For My 5000th Post I Bring You...
« Reply #146 on: December 05, 2013, 06:30:22 PM »
Congrats on 20,000! :)

Not really convinced it is a thing to be happy about ;)

If I weren't a mod I would have 4-5k posts less.
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« Reply #147 on: December 05, 2013, 06:54:02 PM »
Congrats on 20,000! :)

Not really convinced it is a thing to be happy about ;)

If I weren't a mod I would have 4-5k posts less.

Beautiful photography. Did you shoot all those pictures?
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« Reply #148 on: December 05, 2013, 06:55:33 PM »
Congrats on 20,000! :)

Not really convinced it is a thing to be happy about ;)

If I weren't a mod I would have 4-5k posts less.

Beautiful photography. Did you shoot all those pictures?

I shot none.
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« Reply #149 on: December 14, 2013, 05:25:16 AM »
To celebrate my reaching the 25,000 mark:


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« Reply #150 on: December 16, 2013, 07:43:18 AM »
To celebrate my reaching the 25,000 mark:



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« Reply #151 on: December 16, 2013, 10:22:57 AM »
To celebrate my reaching the 25,000 mark:



Flailing tattooed girl, my favorite.

This would make a great new avatar for Shiny!
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Re: And For My 5000th Post I Bring You...
« Reply #152 on: January 23, 2014, 02:03:18 AM »
My hold on 14th place is getting perilous as J Michael and Mor Ephrem are within striking distance.

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« Reply #153 on: January 23, 2014, 02:08:24 AM »
A realistic goal, based on your current posts-per-day average, would be to hit 10,000 by the last week of February.  But I say: away with such talk! Send it to the outer darkness of discussion hell! Rather, be perfect even as the posters ahead of you are perfect. Truly, set your goal for 10,000 by the end of January! You can do it! :angel:
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« Reply #154 on: January 23, 2014, 09:33:36 PM »
My hold on 14th place is getting perilous as J Michael and Mor Ephrem are within striking distance.

I approach 10,000 posts with steadiness and patience.

You can win, even if I do.  :P
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« Reply #155 on: January 30, 2014, 07:31:32 AM »
To celebrate my 26,000th post... I present to you a story from my youth, involving the first world problems I had to endure at the time, but which, like fire in the furnace, made me into the fine person posting this today. It was maybe 1987, and I had my heart set on getting the GI Joe aircraft carrier for my birthday. I mean, just look at that baby!



We're talking about a 7 1/2 feet long and 3 feet wide bundle of pure American kick-butt-edness. YEAH! Just look at those kids in the bottom right corner... that would be me! Sure it was like $100, but I was totally worth it!

I told everyone of my yearning: my mom, my grandparents, and I even considered tracking down my father. Everyone had to know that I wanted this. I needed it.

Then finally the day of my birthday arrived. Before I left for school in the morning my mom said something like "there will be a present here for you when you get home". !!!!  ;D  YES!  Now, for most of my youth we didn't have a lot. Like I remember for one birthday I got a $5 action figure or something, and that was it. No big deal, that was fine. But this year... this year I could just feel it. It was going to be big! I knew my grandparents had bought me something, and I knew they'd give me what my heart desired.

I was so excited that day at school that my innards were practically filled to bursting with joy. And then finally the moment of truth arrived and school was over. I rushed off the bus past the poor saps who didn't have a birthday that day; I was running, running, like there was no tomorrow running. It was glorious. I burst into the door, ran through the apartment, and into my room. This was it! This was going to be it! And... and... I looked around. Where is it? WHERE IS IT? #$#$%&^%*&$#%?

It was not there. I had been betrayed. My hopes dashed. My soul crushed.

I went back out into the living room. "Do you like it?" my mom asked. "Like what?" I said dejectedly. "Didn't you see it?" she asked. "No." I said dejectedly. "Well why don't you go look again?" she asked. "OK." I said dejectedly.

So I went back into the room. Dare I get my hopes up again? No. You don't look around a 80 sq. ft. room and miss a 7 1/2 foot long toy. It wasn't there. Still... something had to be there. Would I care? How could I?  Yet... there was more to this life than that ship. Maybe it would be a fun toy. Maybe a video game system or something? That'd be cool. Maybe it could even be great? My hopes began to revive. Here goes...

As I walked in the room I still saw nothing out of the ordinary. I see no toys. I see no video games. I see no martial arts equipment ordered from Black Belt magazine. What gives? Then I saw it. I saw that most useless of inventions, that device which has destroyed more lives and robbed people of more productive hours than any other horror. It was a television.

A television? What was I going to do with a television? I mean, seriously now, what? What? We didn't even have cable much of the time, and when we did I could watch TV in the living room. I was devastated, my life lay in a heap of shattered and bloody rags. The end was near.

But the end was not near. I eventually recovered from this experience, a little wiser, if a lot more cynical, about the world, and the ability of family members to stab you in the back when you weren't looking and twist the knife and giggle in glee at your girlish cries to "stop! make it stop!"  Years later I realized that it had been a good thing that I got the TV. I would have sold the toy at a yard sale or something, but I continued using that small stupid TV for like 8 years. Many were the great adventures I had in my youth on that TV. Role playing games, Star Trek... everything exciting a teenager could do I did on it. Thus while I still carry a sense of the betrayal that people are capable of from that birthday, nonetheless I am now grateful, not to the gift giver, but to the gift itself, for it became for me something my family could not have fathomed. It was glorious after all. Just not the way that I thought it would be.

But such are the lessons of life so often. We think we know what we want, but we don't. And really, if there is one thread of truth running through the tapestry of my 26,000 posts, one abiding life lesson I wish to share with you all, it can be found in this story I have shared from the wellspring of my soul. Discern, learn, and share this with those worthy of it.

(And for those naysayers, who probably think this entire thing is made up, I can honestly tell you that about 85% of that story is true)
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Re: And For My 5000th Post I Bring You...
« Reply #156 on: January 30, 2014, 08:00:45 AM »

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Congratulations, on reaching 26,000 posts!
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« Reply #157 on: January 30, 2014, 08:06:09 AM »
I hope laugh, or at least not cry from thinking I'm forever scarred! The true stuff was my hoping for that particular toy on that particular day, about how I was told something would be waiting for me, about my getting much more use out of the TV, etc.   The fictional stuff was all the stuff about how devastated I was and how it made my cynical and so forth. I mean, how do you realistically capture the letdown and negative emotions felt by an 8 year old boy who doesn't get what he wants without a little melodrama and exaggeration?  :angel:

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« Reply #158 on: January 30, 2014, 08:09:19 AM »

We've all been there.  I know I have.

I no longer "expect" anything from anyone, and therefore, the smallest thing that someone sends my way is truly appreciated and valued.
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« Reply #159 on: March 24, 2014, 02:58:37 PM »

...and for my 11,000th post, I give you:



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« Reply #160 on: March 24, 2014, 03:02:17 PM »
Congrats!  :)

Another post will follow shortly...

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« Reply #161 on: March 24, 2014, 03:07:38 PM »

Oh...just reply to this one a couple times and you'll be there!  ;)
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« Reply #162 on: March 24, 2014, 03:13:46 PM »
For my 27,000th post I bring you...


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« Reply #163 on: March 24, 2014, 03:30:43 PM »

Nice.

So, what's that object gliding across the heavens?
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« Reply #164 on: March 26, 2014, 07:33:29 PM »
I think it's a planet (though now I'd be really embarrassed if it turned out to be an airplane)  :angel:  Anyway, but that was the original reason they called them planets, they were 'wanderers' in the sky.
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« Reply #166 on: May 24, 2014, 11:31:53 AM »
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

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« Reply #167 on: May 24, 2014, 11:37:12 AM »
It must suffice!

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« Reply #168 on: May 24, 2014, 11:39:11 AM »
From countless stars to a post-it note....I guess NASA's budget isn't cooperating these days.
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Re: And For My 5000th Post I Bring You...
« Reply #169 on: May 27, 2014, 01:22:50 PM »
For my 5000th post, I bring you the Amazona vittata.  They're slowly coming back from near-extinction.

Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

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Re: And For My 5000th Post I Bring You...
« Reply #170 on: May 28, 2014, 04:11:24 PM »
From countless stars to a post-it note....I guess NASA's budget isn't cooperating these days.

Oh ok, here's something else:


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Re: And For My 5000th Post I Bring You...
« Reply #171 on: May 28, 2014, 07:00:38 PM »


This is not photoshopped.

It is called a coconut crab.
The memory of God should be treasured in our hearts like the precious pearl mentioned in the Holy Gospel. Our life's goal should be to nurture and contemplate God always within, and never let it depart, for this steadfastness will drive demons away from us. - Paraphrased from St. Philotheus of Sinai
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Re: And For My 5000th Post I Bring You...
« Reply #172 on: May 28, 2014, 11:16:24 PM »
From countless stars to a post-it note....I guess NASA's budget isn't cooperating these days.

Oh ok, here's something else:


I'm not really sure what I'm feeling about this piece of art. So many mixed emotions are running through me right now.
God bless!

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Re: And For My 5000th Post I Bring You...
« Reply #173 on: May 29, 2014, 09:14:35 AM »
From countless stars to a post-it note....I guess NASA's budget isn't cooperating these days.

Oh ok, here's something else:


I'm not really sure what I'm feeling about this piece of art. So many mixed emotions are running through me right now.
Extreme manliness surmounted by a kitty...those, my brother, are the passions rising up within your soul.  Battle on!  Keep your nous safe from all deception!
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Re: And For My 5000th Post I Bring You...
« Reply #174 on: June 10, 2014, 08:46:59 PM »
To celebrate another recent milestone...



Made in NYC. Enjoy!

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Re: And For My 5000th Post I Bring You...
« Reply #175 on: June 16, 2014, 12:33:28 PM »

And for my 12,000th post, I bring you:

Conquer evil men by your gentle kindness, and make zealous men wonder at your goodness. Put the lover of legality to shame by your compassion. With the afflicted be afflicted in mind. Love all men, but keep distant from all men.
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Re: And For My 5000th Post I Bring You...
« Reply #176 on: June 30, 2014, 05:27:48 PM »
And my 29,000th post on oc.net was...

*drum roll*

... . .

"Many of us no longer lack food, water, clothing, or shelter; nor do we regularly face life-threatening physical danger. As a result, the protective energies have adapted toward defending the individual psychologically, rather than physiologically. We now experience the daily need to defend our self-concepts rather than our bodies. Our major struggles end up being with our own inner fears, insecurities, and destructive behavior patterns, and not with outside forces." - Michael A. Singer


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Re: And For My 5000th Post I Bring You...
« Reply #177 on: June 30, 2014, 05:30:11 PM »
Also, as for my earlier astronomical remark, I'm an idiot, don't listen to me. Ever.

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Re: And For My 5000th Post I Bring You...
« Reply #178 on: October 03, 2014, 12:28:45 AM »
30,002 posts and counting.


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Re: And For My 5000th Post I Bring You...
« Reply #179 on: October 03, 2014, 12:30:50 AM »
My only weakness is, well, never mind

And you'll sleep, but they'll find you

Come back my dream into my arms, into my arms

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