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« on: December 07, 2003, 09:41:14 PM »

Go to google and type in "miserable failure"...then click on "i'm feeling lucky" instead of search.  
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« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2003, 09:54:42 PM »

How about this one:

Type in "French Military Victories" and then press "I'm Feeling Lucky"
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« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2003, 09:56:43 PM »

Ha ha. I love the suggestion they give.
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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2003, 10:02:57 PM »

Totally HIRALIOUS!  Esp. loved the first one! LOLOLOLOL
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« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2003, 10:03:41 PM »

Go to google and type in "miserable failure"...then click on "i'm feeling lucky" instead of search.  


now thats just RUDE!

God bless our president and while I'm at it, THANK YOU LORD that the wooden boy lost the election!! Tongue
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« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2003, 10:06:07 PM »

How about this one:

Type in "French Military Victories" and then press "I'm Feeling Lucky"

HOW TRUE!!  cheese eating surender monkeys! Grin
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« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2003, 10:07:38 PM »

Totally HIRALIOUS!  Esp. loved the first one! LOLOLOLOL

You would, you damn Canuck!  Grin
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« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2003, 10:10:52 PM »

Probably, if you typed in "Doesn't know when to quit" or "morally bankrupt" it would take you to Canada's Prime Minister's Office.
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« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2003, 12:28:32 AM »

This one's been around awhile... but if you haven't done it, it's pretty darn cute...

type in "weapons of mass destruction" and press "I'm feeling lucky"
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« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2003, 01:44:03 AM »

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God bless our president and while I'm at it, THANK YOU LORD that the wooden boy lost the election!! Tongue

 Roll Eyes Yes God bless our wonderful full of himself, evangelical, zionist priesident. A man who didn't even win the popular vote, lied to his people so that he could send american men and women half way across the world to fight an unjust war, who's first budget proposed cutting grants to children’s hospitals by 15% ($34 million) and who in his 2004 budget additionally cuts 30% ($86 million) out of grants to children’s hospitals, who proposed slashing funding 20 percent for the Even Start  program (which offers tutoring to preschoolers and literacy and job training for their parents)and who's 2004 budget cuts vocational and technical education grants by 24% ($307 million)(His budget also proposes to freeze funding for pell grants for low income students). Lets not forget the amazing 304 billion deficiet his 2004 budget will cause.

It just gets better and better, good thing he has a war effort to hide behind.

But hey it could be worse, we could be loosing our freedoms and our basic human rights, oh wait we are, forgot about the wonderful God blessed patriot act.

Hmmm who's ready for a socialist rovultion?! Wink lol Cheesy

Nah perhaps its time to set up an Orthodox country, I mean the jews get israel so why not establish an Orthodox nation?!

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« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2003, 01:56:18 AM »

The Eastern Orthodox can't even get the jurisdictional mess straightened out, and they are to be trusted with their own country?  Tongue
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« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2003, 01:59:11 AM »

Cheesy lol could be fun Wink
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« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2003, 02:00:43 AM »

Schism would be the beginning of private property in that country...
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« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2003, 01:32:05 PM »

The WMD one didn't work, the others were hallarious though...  Just what I needed...  Even though if you go back far enough in the history books, the French did have SOME military victories... but not over the Russians :-D
As for an Ortho country...  well, I thought we had some of those already (Russia, Serbia, etc...), however, if you're proposing a new one, find a nice tropical location.
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Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
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« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2003, 01:45:51 PM »

The WMD one didn't work, the others were hallarious though...  Just what I needed...  Even though if you go back far enough in the history books, the French did have SOME military victories... but not over the Russians :-D
As for an Ortho country...  well, I thought we had some of those already (Russia, Serbia, etc...), however, if you're proposing a new one, find a nice tropical location.
check it again, and this time READ the page that comes up!! It works alright Grin
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