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« on: September 25, 2009, 02:54:20 PM »

I'm a big Futurama fan, a show cancelled way before its time, though I am (sort of) happy with the recent release of the Futurama movies.  Nonetheless, for any fans, what are some of your favorite quotes or scenes from the show?  Here are a few of mine:

25 star general Zapp Brannigan:  Call me cocky,  but if there's an alien I can't kill, I haven't met him and killed him yet.

Ibid:  Once we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.  Checkmate!

Bureaucrat Hermes Conrad:  Without machines, who will feed us and clothe us and compose our smooth jazz?

Bureaucrat 1.0:  Bureaucrat Conrad, you are technically correct, the best form of correct.

Philip Fry:  So I really am important?  How I feel when I'm drunk?
Niblonian:  Yes, except that the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock.

Zapp Branigan:  What makes a man go neutral?  Lust for power? Money?  Or were you just born with a heart filled with neutrality?

Just a few examples.
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« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2009, 03:02:14 PM »

Horse race announcer: It's a quantum finish! And the winner is-(Man holds up a board with the winning horse on it)
Horse race announcer: Harry Trotter!
Professor Farnsworth: No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!
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« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2009, 04:27:40 PM »

Professor Farnsworth: If you need me I'll be in the angry dome.

Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I'm feeling the Captain's Itch.
Kif Kroker: I'll get the powder, sir.

Morbo: Morbo will now introduce the candidates - Puny Human Number One, Puny Human Number Two, and Morbo's good friend Richard Nixon.
Richard Nixon's Head: How's the family, Morbo?
Morbo: Belligerent and numerous.
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« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2009, 04:30:00 PM »

Morbo:  Morbo is having trouble reading his teleprompter.  He forgets how you make the sound of the man with the little hat.
Female anchor:  It's a "t."  It goes "ta."
Morbo:  Hello, little man.  I WILL DESTROY YOU!
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« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2009, 04:34:42 PM »

Fry: Hey, wait, I'm having one of those things... you know, a headache with pictures.
Leela: An idea?
Fry: Mmm! Mmmhmm!
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« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2009, 04:36:40 PM »

Also: The Hypnotoad
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« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2009, 06:33:33 PM »

Guenter: All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit... that's why I'm transferring to business school!
Professor Farnsworth: Noooooo!

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Morbo: Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates... PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon.
Richard Nixon's Head: Hello Morbo, how's the family?
Morbo: Belligerent and numerous.
Richard Nixon's Head: Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family.

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Announcer: In the end, it was not guns or bombs that defeated the aliens, but that humblest of all God's creatures, the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
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« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2009, 06:37:23 PM »

Lrrr, Ruler of Omicron Persei 8:  This is ancient Earth's most confusing program.  Why does, Ross, the largest of the "Friends" simply not eat the other 5?
Ndnda:  Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps.
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« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2009, 06:38:45 PM »

Wow, I haven't watched Futurama for years. Sad
*nostalgic*
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« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2009, 07:15:55 PM »

I'm not usually one for catchphrases, but "Good news, everyone!" is heard often in this house.
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« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2009, 01:35:24 AM »

Farnsworth:  In this box is an experiment that may win me the Nobel Prize.
Leela:  In which field?
Farnsworth:  I don't care.  They all the pay the same.

Bender:  Soon we will wage a war against technology worthy to be chronicled in an anthem by Rush.

Fry:  I deserve the same respect as any college graduate gets.
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« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2009, 01:11:03 PM »

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Shut up friends. My internet browser heard us saying the word Fry and it found a movie about Philip J. Fry for us. It also opened my calendar to Friday and ordered me some french fries.

[Al Gore is sponsoring a convention]
Al Gore: I must go now, to help collect cans on Jupiter.
[urban accent]
Al Gore: Peace out, y'all.

Leela: You can't go to Omega 3. It's forbidden. I forbid you.
Fry: But we have to. The world needs Star Trek to give people hope for the future.
Leela: But it's set 800 years in the past.
Bender: Yeah, why is it so important to you?
Fry: Because it... it taught me so much. Like, how you should accept people, whether they be black, white, Klingon or even female...

[a brain parasite that was attached to Fry's head is found dead]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Poor little fella. Died of starvation.


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« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2009, 01:35:19 PM »

"O fate most cruel, to be thusly boned! Ask not for whom the bone bones - it bones for thee." - Bender

"You may have to 'metaphorically' make a deal with the 'devil.' And by 'devil,' I mean Robot Devil. And by 'metaphorically,' I mean get your coat." - Bender

"Oh, a lesson in not altering history from Mr. 'I'm-My-Own-Grandpa'!  Let's get out of here!  Screw history!" - Professor Farnsworth

"Don't kill me just yet. I think I'm coming down with Stockholm Syndrome... handsome!"  - Bender

"Your Neutralness, it's a beige alert!"
"If I don't survive, tell my wife 'hello'."  - Leaders of Neutral planet
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« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2009, 02:18:46 PM »

President of the DOOP:  What are your thoughts on this momentous occasion, your Neutralness?
Neutral President:  I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

Bender (crushing CDs):  Take that Beethoven, you deaf bastard!

Fry:  I deserve the same respect as any other college dropout gets! (correcting earlier entry I made)

Zapp Branigan:  Fly the white flag of war!

Zapp Branigan:  Leela, before the battle, maybe you'd like to make love to me in case one of us doesn't make it back.
Leela:  How about after the battle?  In case neither of us makes it back?
Zapp Branigan: Here's hopeing!
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