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« on: September 25, 2009, 02:54:20 PM » |
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I'm a big Futurama fan, a show cancelled way before its time, though I am (sort of) happy with the recent release of the Futurama movies. Nonetheless, for any fans, what are some of your favorite quotes or scenes from the show? Here are a few of mine:
25 star general Zapp Brannigan: Call me cocky, but if there's an alien I can't kill, I haven't met him and killed him yet.
Ibid: Once we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!
Bureaucrat Hermes Conrad: Without machines, who will feed us and clothe us and compose our smooth jazz?
Bureaucrat 1.0: Bureaucrat Conrad, you are technically correct, the best form of correct.
Philip Fry: So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk?
Niblonian: Yes, except that the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock.
Zapp Branigan: What makes a man go neutral? Lust for power? Money? Or were you just born with a heart filled with neutrality?
Just a few examples.
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« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2009, 03:02:14 PM » |
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Horse race announcer: It's a quantum finish! And the winner is-(Man holds up a board with the winning horse on it)
Horse race announcer: Harry Trotter!
Professor Farnsworth: No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!
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"The only-begotten Son of God, wanting us to be partakers of his divinity, assumed our human nature so that, having become man, he might make men gods." - St. Thomas Aquinas
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« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2009, 04:27:40 PM » |
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Professor Farnsworth: If you need me I'll be in the angry dome.
Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I'm feeling the Captain's Itch.
Kif Kroker: I'll get the powder, sir.
Morbo: Morbo will now introduce the candidates - Puny Human Number One, Puny Human Number Two, and Morbo's good friend Richard Nixon.
Richard Nixon's Head: How's the family, Morbo?
Morbo: Belligerent and numerous.
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« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2009, 04:30:00 PM » |
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Morbo: Morbo is having trouble reading his teleprompter. He forgets how you make the sound of the man with the little hat.
Female anchor: It's a "t." It goes "ta."
Morbo: Hello, little man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!
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« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2009, 04:34:42 PM » |
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Fry: Hey, wait, I'm having one of those things... you know, a headache with pictures.
Leela: An idea?
Fry: Mmm! Mmmhmm!
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« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2009, 04:36:40 PM » |
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« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2009, 06:33:33 PM » |
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Guenter: All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit... that's why I'm transferring to business school!
Professor Farnsworth: Noooooo!
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Morbo: Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates... PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon.
Richard Nixon's Head: Hello Morbo, how's the family?
Morbo: Belligerent and numerous.
Richard Nixon's Head: Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family.
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Announcer: In the end, it was not guns or bombs that defeated the aliens, but that humblest of all God's creatures, the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
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As a result of a thousand million years of evolution, the universe is becoming conscious of itself, able to understand something of its past history and its possible future.
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« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2009, 06:37:23 PM » |
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Lrrr, Ruler of Omicron Persei 8: This is ancient Earth's most confusing program. Why does, Ross, the largest of the "Friends" simply not eat the other 5?
Ndnda: Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps.
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« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2009, 06:38:45 PM » |
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Wow, I haven't watched Futurama for years.  *nostalgic* |
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« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2009, 07:15:55 PM » |
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I'm not usually one for catchphrases, but "Good news, everyone!" is heard often in this house.
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"It is remarkable that what we call the world...in what professes to be true...will allow in one man no blemishes, and in another no virtue."--Charles Dickens
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« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2009, 01:35:24 AM » |
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Farnsworth: In this box is an experiment that may win me the Nobel Prize.
Leela: In which field?
Farnsworth: I don't care. They all the pay the same.
Bender: Soon we will wage a war against technology worthy to be chronicled in an anthem by Rush.
Fry: I deserve the same respect as any college graduate gets.
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« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2009, 01:11:03 PM » |
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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Shut up friends. My internet browser heard us saying the word Fry and it found a movie about Philip J. Fry for us. It also opened my calendar to Friday and ordered me some french fries.
[Al Gore is sponsoring a convention]
Al Gore: I must go now, to help collect cans on Jupiter.
[urban accent]
Al Gore: Peace out, y'all.
Leela: You can't go to Omega 3. It's forbidden. I forbid you.
Fry: But we have to. The world needs Star Trek to give people hope for the future.
Leela: But it's set 800 years in the past.
Bender: Yeah, why is it so important to you?
Fry: Because it... it taught me so much. Like, how you should accept people, whether they be black, white, Klingon or even female...
[a brain parasite that was attached to Fry's head is found dead]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Poor little fella. Died of starvation.
-Nick
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« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2009, 01:35:19 PM » |
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"O fate most cruel, to be thusly boned! Ask not for whom the bone bones - it bones for thee." - Bender
"You may have to 'metaphorically' make a deal with the 'devil.' And by 'devil,' I mean Robot Devil. And by 'metaphorically,' I mean get your coat." - Bender
"Oh, a lesson in not altering history from Mr. 'I'm-My-Own-Grandpa'! Let's get out of here! Screw history!" - Professor Farnsworth
"Don't kill me just yet. I think I'm coming down with Stockholm Syndrome... handsome!" - Bender
"Your Neutralness, it's a beige alert!"
"If I don't survive, tell my wife 'hello'." - Leaders of Neutral planet
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He spoke it as kindly and heartily as could be; as if a man dashed a gallon of cold water in your broth and never doubted you'd like it all the better.
- C.S. Lewis, Till We Have Faces
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« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2009, 02:18:46 PM » |
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President of the DOOP: What are your thoughts on this momentous occasion, your Neutralness?
Neutral President: I have no strong feelings one way or the other.
Bender (crushing CDs): Take that Beethoven, you deaf bastard!
Fry: I deserve the same respect as any other college dropout gets! (correcting earlier entry I made)
Zapp Branigan: Fly the white flag of war!
Zapp Branigan: Leela, before the battle, maybe you'd like to make love to me in case one of us doesn't make it back.
Leela: How about after the battle? In case neither of us makes it back?
Zapp Branigan: Here's hopeing!
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