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Re: Bad joke
« Reply #450 on: July 24, 2018, 11:15:24 PM »
So I always suspected this, but it was confirmed tonight on the Kitboga stream: the reason Microsoft never released a Windows 9 was because 7 8 9. So they just skipped from 8 to 10 and pretended the '9' incident never happened. Alex Jones has more on his website I believe.

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Re: Bad joke
« Reply #451 on: July 25, 2018, 12:30:52 AM »
Poland and Ireland are playing a football match. A train goes by whistling and the Irish team goes back home thinking the game is over.
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Half an hour later, Ireland scores its first goal.
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Re: Bad joke
« Reply #452 on: July 25, 2018, 05:13:13 AM »
^^ so true...
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Re: Bad joke
« Reply #453 on: July 25, 2018, 01:04:22 PM »
^^ so true...
whoops, I said Ireland twice, it was supposed for the Polish to leave and the Irish to score  :P
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Re: Bad joke
« Reply #454 on: July 25, 2018, 01:30:27 PM »
^^ so true...
whoops, I said Ireland twice, it was supposed for the Polish to leave and the Irish to score  :P
You know, I thought about Thiago Cionek in our first match of this year championship and about last minutes of the match with Japan.
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Re: Bad joke
« Reply #455 on: July 25, 2018, 02:13:11 PM »
An American tourist in Germany goes to a bar and asks for a drink in English. The bartender says he can't fully understand him.

The man replies - "Why not? English is a western Germanic language.

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Re: Bad joke
« Reply #456 on: July 25, 2018, 02:47:20 PM »
An American tourist in Germany goes to a bar and asks for a drink in English. The bartender says he can't fully understand him.

The man replies - "Why not? English is a western Germanic language.
Fun fact: dialects of northern Germany and Netherlands (called Platt) are genetically (I mean, in their origins) nearer to English than to standard German or Dutch. Compare he/she/it with Platt he/se/et and German er/sie/es. Make/eat/seat would be maken/eten/sitten, while in standard German it should be machen/essen/sitzen (plus initial "s" sounds like "z" in standard German while it sounds like "s" in Platt and English).
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Re: Bad joke
« Reply #457 on: September 18, 2018, 01:53:56 AM »
Kid: Daddy?
Dad: Yes, son?
Kid: Why is the church advertising A&W root beer?

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Re: Bad joke
« Reply #458 on: September 18, 2018, 04:03:15 AM »
My mother likes to tell this joke:

What goes oom?

A cow walking backwards.

 :-X

An even worse one:

What goes hippity-hop through the mud?

The Easter Pig.

::double facepalm::
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Re: Bad joke
« Reply #459 on: September 18, 2018, 12:28:23 PM »
A high-ranking officer was inspecting his troops and realised one of his soldiers wasn't in proper uniform, for which the officer sent him to prison for one week due to indiscipline. One month later, the same officer was inspecting his troops and realised that not only was the same soldier improperly uniformed, but also he wasn't even saluting him. The officer got extremely angry and yelled at him asking why he wasn't saluting, to which the soldier answered: "Sorry, man, I thought we weren't friends anymore."
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Re: Bad joke
« Reply #460 on: September 18, 2018, 12:28:35 PM »
Kid: Daddy?
Dad: Yes, son?
Kid: Why is the church advertising A&W root beer?
I don't get it
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Re: Bad joke
« Reply #461 on: September 18, 2018, 12:35:20 PM »
Kid: Daddy?
Dad: Yes, son?
Kid: Why is the church advertising A&W root beer?
I don't get it

He was looking at the letters alpha and omega

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Re: Bad joke
« Reply #462 on: September 18, 2018, 12:41:02 PM »
Kid: Daddy?
Dad: Yes, son?
Kid: Why is the church advertising A&W root beer?
I don't get it

He was looking at the letters alpha and omega
lol!
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