So an Orthodox, Catholic, and Protestant are stranded out in the desert dying of thirst and come across a
magic lamp holy relic and
a genie God appears granting each of them one wish.
The Catholic says " God, it's nice to be out here with you, but I'm dying of thirst, please send me home so I can live, and I'll praise you from home"
And *poof* the Catholic goes home.
The protestant says " skip going home man, I want to go to Fiji"
So God teleported the protestant to Fiji.
The Orthodox, being a lonely fellow, looked to his left and right side and said "gee God it's kind of lonely out here, can you send my friends back?"

Try the veal, and tip your bartenders folks.