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« on: April 22, 2009, 11:16:55 PM »

In years past, we have generally tended to hold on to that Paschal feeling for at least most of Bright Week without getting too out of control with our emotions and pride.  But this year it seems that we are oh so eager to cut each other down at the slightest indiscretion from someone else whether real or perceived.  And why not? No longer do we need to ask for clarification; we have been given the power to know what others' really mean.  No longer do we need to keep our comments in check, we'll just blast away until one of the moderators is forced to intervene.  No longer do we need self-restraint- it's our right to protect our self-interests even if we have to hurt our 'brother' or 'sister' (and really, what's that all about... they're not really related to us right?)  So with the powers that I have bestowed upon myself, I hereby declare the rest of the year open season!  Don't hold back people!  Let everyone know how it is and how it's gonna be!  Push back! Cut 'em down then kick 'em hard!  It's your right!  Who the h@*l do they think they are anyway! Punks betta recognize!   
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« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2009, 11:36:00 PM »

I put weed and feed down earlier this year, and it really seemed to keep the dandelions from coming up.
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« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2009, 12:10:44 AM »

C'mon y'all!  Where's the blood and tears?  There are people here who are just begging for a verbal beat down!  Release the hounds!  Release the bees!!  Release the hounds with bees!!!
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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2009, 12:14:16 AM »

Yes.....Let the hate flow through you.......


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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2009, 12:16:04 AM »

C'mon y'all!  Where's the blood and tears?  There are people here who are just begging for a verbal beat down!  Release the hounds!  Release the bees!!  Release the hounds with bees!!!

You haven't mentioned any buzzwords/phrases.  Here, let me help:

Ecumenical Patriarchate.  Patriarch of Moscow.  Metropolitan Philip.  Beards.  Pews.  Menstruation.  Old Calendar.  New Calendar.  Patriarch Meletios.  Metropolitan Theodosios.  Metropolitan Jonah.  The OCA.  Auxiliary Bishop.  Gurus.

That should do the trick.
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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2009, 12:17:59 AM »

C'mon y'all!  Where's the blood and tears?  There are people here who are just begging for a verbal beat down!  Release the hounds!  Release the bees!!  Release the hounds with bees!!!

You haven't mentioned any buzzwords/phrases.  Here, let me help:

Ecumenical Patriarchate.  Patriarch of Moscow.  Metropolitan Philip.  Beards.  Pews.  Menstruation.  Old Calendar.  New Calendar.  Patriarch Meletios.  Metropolitan Theodosios.  Metropolitan Jonah.  The OCA.  Auxiliary Bishop.  Gurus.

That should do the trick.

Not quite:
Homosexuality
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« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2009, 12:25:57 AM »

C'mon y'all!  Where's the blood and tears?  There are people here who are just begging for a verbal beat down!  Release the hounds!  Release the bees!!  Release the hounds with bees!!!

You haven't mentioned any buzzwords/phrases.  Here, let me help:

Ecumenical Patriarchate.  Patriarch of Moscow.  Metropolitan Philip.  Beards.  Pews.  Menstruation.  Old Calendar.  New Calendar.  Patriarch Meletios.  Metropolitan Theodosios.  Metropolitan Jonah.  The OCA.  Auxiliary Bishop.  Gurus.

That should do the trick.

Not quite:
Homosexuality

Oh, well now that you mention it:

Women in the Altar / Clergy / Deaconate / Priesthood / Episcopacy / Talking in Church / Wearing non-Burkahs.  Pro/Anti Catholic.  Pro/Anti Protestant.  Pro/Anti Tradition TM.  Ultramonanist. 
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« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2009, 12:32:18 AM »

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« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2009, 12:45:21 AM »

Oh, boy... With the visual aids involved, this thread should really heat up!
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« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2009, 01:36:14 AM »

C'mon y'all!  Where's the blood and tears?  There are people here who are just begging for a verbal beat down!  Release the hounds!  Release the bees!!  Release the hounds with bees!!!

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« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2009, 01:41:41 AM »

Yes.....Let the hate flow through you.......




And why not? Isn't the Dark Side suppose to have cookies, cheezburgerz and Santa Clawz? Wink

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« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2009, 02:26:05 AM »


Filthy pornography...
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« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2009, 08:22:33 AM »

entire thread:




Is OUTRAGE!   Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry

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« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2009, 08:41:29 AM »

I had some delicious lemon soup for Easter and we had a really fun day.  It's supposed to be nice this weekend.

I watched an interesting documentary about Enron the other night.
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« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2009, 09:25:45 AM »

Not quite:
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« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2009, 09:41:05 AM »

It was taco night at home last night.  I love tacos with Tapatio hot sauce.
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« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2009, 09:53:57 AM »

C'mon y'all!  Where's the blood and tears?  There are people here who are just begging for a verbal beat down!  Release the hounds!  Release the bees!!  Release the hounds with bees!!!

Sharks with lasers?
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« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2009, 01:40:45 PM »

C'mon y'all!  Where's the blood and tears?  There are people here who are just begging for a verbal beat down!  Release the hounds!  Release the bees!!  Release the hounds with bees!!!

Sharks with lasers?

How about angry trout?
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« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2009, 01:47:40 PM »

C'mon y'all!  Where's the blood and tears?  There are people here who are just begging for a verbal beat down!  Release the hounds!  Release the bees!!  Release the hounds with bees!!!

Sharks with lasers?

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« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2009, 11:16:30 PM »

C'mon y'all!  Where's the blood and tears?  There are people here who are just begging for a verbal beat down!  Release the hounds!  Release the bees!!  Release the hounds with bees!!!

Sharks with lasers?

How about angry trout?

Now you are getting personal.
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