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« Reply #323 on: February 08, 2013, 09:45:13 AM » |
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« Reply #324 on: February 09, 2013, 12:43:51 AM » |
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If you spend long enough on this forum, you'll come away with all sorts of weird, untrue ideas of Orthodox Christianity.
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« Reply #325 on: February 10, 2013, 07:32:06 PM » |
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I dont really want to go but do because I
feel I want to be witb her. Our lives are divergjng .....
Welcome to marriage scooter. My wife often performs in community theater. Not entertaining neil simon stuff, musicals. Show tunes and all. A bunch of middle aged, never will be primadonnas prancing and screeching. I am there every opening night. I hate it. I love my wife, so I am there. My inlaws? My father in law is a very bigoted pentacostal minister. Last time he came over he shared with me intimate details of his sex life. I'd rather eat a bug than answer the phone when he calls. I love my wife so when she goes to visit. I go. When they visit. I entertain my father in law. You want to be married? You gotta show up for the marriage even if it makes your ears bleed. |
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« Reply #326 on: February 11, 2013, 01:29:07 PM » |
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« Reply #327 on: February 11, 2013, 05:01:43 PM » |
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« Reply #329 on: February 14, 2013, 03:10:56 PM » |
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« Reply #330 on: February 16, 2013, 10:48:32 AM » |
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« Reply #331 on: February 16, 2013, 11:05:19 PM » |
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« Reply #332 on: February 24, 2013, 07:05:14 AM » |
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« Reply #333 on: February 26, 2013, 12:08:29 AM » |
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« Reply #334 on: February 26, 2013, 01:08:47 AM » |
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Maybe it's just the health profession in me, but my God, more than the possibly notorious use of crosses and icons as fashion, these women really need to eat.
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« Reply #335 on: March 01, 2013, 03:36:22 PM » |
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Both Choy and CoptoGeek deserve to be quoted here: sooooooo.....
.....how about that conclave, eh?
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« Reply #337 on: March 05, 2013, 11:33:41 AM » |
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Political quote removed
Please do not quote Private-Forum posts to the Public Forum.
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Text of quote can be read here: http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,50304.msg892509.html#msg892509 (If you don't have access to the Private Forum, you won't be able to follow this link.)Selam
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« Reply #338 on: March 05, 2013, 09:16:45 PM » |
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Hey Gebre...what you can do is post the link to the actual post, but not the quote. This way, people who don't have access won't be able to read it.
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Here is one of St. (in the Catholic Church, anyhow) Kolbe with the Theotokos and Christ. For the longest time I thought that was God the Father with glasses on.
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You know, a less freindly soul wpould point out that last year a photo of Tom Hanks taking part in a GO Good Friday procession was posted all over the orthodox net-world...but none of you kvetched that he "only did it for pubilicity". Could it be that some of the guys posting here have hade the same kind of fantasies about Miss Aniston that I've had about Tom Hanks?
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« Reply #342 on: March 11, 2013, 09:57:46 PM » |
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If we did not wear clothes, would you really want to sit in the same chair in which some one else just sat?
Side note: At the beginning of every school year, when discussing the dress code with my students, I always make the following announcement:
"To all of the gentle men who like to "sag" their pants, and to all of the ladies who like to wear short shorts, I would like to remind you that the chairs in this classroom are never washed. Consider that before selecting your outfit every morning."
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« Reply #346 on: March 22, 2013, 09:15:28 AM » |
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Try not to be too harsh. Understanding the human mind and heart is often a difficult and futile undertaking. There is much that is beyond most of us.
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« Reply #349 on: March 25, 2013, 02:15:41 PM » |
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« Reply #353 on: March 26, 2013, 03:45:27 PM » |
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Any homemade remedies for a migraine?
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Yeah, but they're lost. Because after Constantine, the Church became liturgical and started worshipping idols. The true Church--which consisted in random people with different beliefs coming together for 45 minutes every Sunday in someone's house for "Bible-studies"--was "forced underground" as the corrupted Constantinian Church started worshipping idols and indulging in all sorts of heretical doctrines like the literal presence, the concept of Sacraments, Monasticism and "traditions of man." The true Church wasn't rediscovered until the 16th century thanks to this German guy.
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