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Man, when I converted to Orthodoxy it was because I was convinced of its Truth, which is alive and beautiful and life bearing, not because it gave me a place to live out weird fantasies that seem to always come back to women, sexuality, and clothing.
All hail and agree with AGABUS! the God of this website.
Take a breath, read Ecclesiastes 1:9.
I'll be honest, I feel I'm the most confused in this thread.
Nobody mentioned my post in the alien abductions thread yet about heterodox vs. Orthodox alien abduction stories
Quote from: JamesR on February 07, 2013, 04:37:59 PMNobody mentioned my post in the alien abductions thread yet about heterodox vs. Orthodox alien abduction stories It wasn't that good and neither is 94% of the stuff in this thread.
Quote from: orthonorm on February 07, 2013, 04:39:36 PMQuote from: JamesR on February 07, 2013, 04:37:59 PMNobody mentioned my post in the alien abductions thread yet about heterodox vs. Orthodox alien abduction stories It wasn't that good and neither is 94% of the stuff in this thread.Make that 95% now.
Quote from: Achronos on February 07, 2013, 04:43:22 PMQuote from: orthonorm on February 07, 2013, 04:39:36 PMQuote from: JamesR on February 07, 2013, 04:37:59 PMNobody mentioned my post in the alien abductions thread yet about heterodox vs. Orthodox alien abduction stories It wasn't that good and neither is 94% of the stuff in this thread.Make that 95% now.96% actually
Quote from: JamesR on February 07, 2013, 04:45:26 PMQuote from: Achronos on February 07, 2013, 04:43:22 PMQuote from: orthonorm on February 07, 2013, 04:39:36 PMQuote from: JamesR on February 07, 2013, 04:37:59 PMNobody mentioned my post in the alien abductions thread yet about heterodox vs. Orthodox alien abduction stories It wasn't that good and neither is 94% of the stuff in this thread.Make that 95% now.96% actually96.3% actually.
Quote from: NicholasMyra on February 08, 2013, 03:18:04 AMIf you believe that we are no longer taught through men in any sense, then through whom were you taught? Nuns.
If you believe that we are no longer taught through men in any sense, then through whom were you taught?
Hello Rastafarians ... <wave>
If you spend long enough on this forum, you'll come away with all sorts of weird, untrue ideas of Orthodox Christianity.
I would suggest most persons in general avoid any question beginning with why.
Quote from: Pne123 on February 10, 2013, 01:35:31 PM I dont really want to go but do because I feel I want to be witb her. Our lives are divergjng .....Welcome to marriage scooter. My wife often performs in community theater. Not entertaining neil simon stuff, musicals. Show tunes and all. A bunch of middle aged, never will be primadonnas prancing and screeching. I am there every opening night. I hate it. I love my wife, so I am there. My inlaws? My father in law is a very bigoted pentacostal minister. Last time he came over he shared with me intimate details of his sex life. I'd rather eat a bug than answer the phone when he calls. I love my wife so when she goes to visit. I go. When they visit. I entertain my father in law. You want to be married? You gotta show up for the marriage even if it makes your ears bleed.
I dont really want to go but do because I feel I want to be witb her. Our lives are divergjng .....
I disagree with this "all things in moderation" fad. I try not to get moderated on my posts...
Maybe the Pope is resigning so he can become Orthodox
Does the Pope get to eat meat during Lent? He already gave up the Papacy for Lent.
mono or mia, either way you're slang for disease or disorder.
Is it because there is not bling enough in Orthodoxy that ye seek bling elsewhere?
Quote from: Incognito777 on February 13, 2013, 12:11:02 AMHe is anathematized, and under the condemnation of the last four Ecumenical Councils and all the Fathers of Orthodoxy.You may erase him from your diptychs, but since you are not a bishop the erasure is of little import.
He is anathematized, and under the condemnation of the last four Ecumenical Councils and all the Fathers of Orthodoxy.
Here is one of St. (in the Catholic Church, anyhow) Kolbe with the Theotokos and Christ. For the longest time I thought that was God the Father with glasses on.
Ah, their new Anathema collection.
Quote from: minasoliman on February 26, 2013, 12:05:54 AMMaybe it's just the health profession in me, but my God, more than the possibly notorious use of crosses and icons as fashion, these women really need to eat.PS LOL at choy's comment!I guess we can ask two of these ladies to stand in front of our Paschal procession. No need for banners on a pole.
Maybe it's just the health profession in me, but my God, more than the possibly notorious use of crosses and icons as fashion, these women really need to eat.PS LOL at choy's comment!
Quote from: choy on March 01, 2013, 03:16:41 PMQuote from: minasoliman on March 01, 2013, 02:55:07 PMsooooooo..........how about that conclave, eh?Have you signed your "March Madness: Sweet Sistine Papal Bracket"? Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet's get ready to conclave!
Quote from: minasoliman on March 01, 2013, 02:55:07 PMsooooooo..........how about that conclave, eh?Have you signed your "March Madness: Sweet Sistine Papal Bracket"?
sooooooo..........how about that conclave, eh?
Theology of spoon
Quote from: Eastern Mind on February 23, 2013, 06:10:34 PMHere is one of St. (in the Catholic Church, anyhow) Kolbe with the Theotokos and Christ. For the longest time I thought that was God the Father with glasses on.It really made me laugh. Especially becasue Maximilian Kolber is very venerated in Poland
You know, a less freindly soul wpould point out that last year a photo of Tom Hanks taking part in a GO Good Friday procession was posted all over the orthodox net-world...but none of you kvetched that he "only did it for pubilicity". Could it be that some of the guys posting here have hade the same kind of fantasies about Miss Aniston that I've had about Tom Hanks?get over it guys...SHE"S NOT GOING TO MARRY ANY OF YOU
Quote from: Peter J on March 06, 2013, 08:41:00 AMQuote from: choy on March 06, 2013, 03:44:50 AMQuote from: Papist on March 05, 2013, 11:06:08 PMQuote from: choy on March 05, 2013, 10:17:33 PMQuote from: Basil 320 on March 05, 2013, 09:02:05 PMAll of the College of Cardinal electors were appointed by either Pope Benedict XVI or Pope John Paul II. Both popes were committed to the holiness of the Tridentine Mass. I doubt that the next pope will retreat on their actions to promote regular parish celebration of the Tridentine Mass.It is counter to the unity of the Roman Church to have two parallel Liturgies running side-by-side. It only makes those heretic schismatics continue their charades and pretend to be part of the Church when they think everyone else outside of their delusional group as "invalid" and "heretic". Your new church classifies all Latins as "heretic schismatics." why single out the sspx?It's a position I held as a Roman Catholic and as an Ukrainian Catholic. Why change now? Hmmm ... hopefully your plan isn't to be one of those Orthodox who constantly have their fingers in the Catholic "pie". I think we have enough of that already with podkarpatska and ialmisry. Let me get this straight. So you are, as an RC, posting on an Orthodox forum thus putting your fingers in the Orthodox "pie" by criticising an Orthodox Christian for having their finger in the "Catholic pie" by responding to RC claims posted on an Orthodox forum.
Quote from: choy on March 06, 2013, 03:44:50 AMQuote from: Papist on March 05, 2013, 11:06:08 PMQuote from: choy on March 05, 2013, 10:17:33 PMQuote from: Basil 320 on March 05, 2013, 09:02:05 PMAll of the College of Cardinal electors were appointed by either Pope Benedict XVI or Pope John Paul II. Both popes were committed to the holiness of the Tridentine Mass. I doubt that the next pope will retreat on their actions to promote regular parish celebration of the Tridentine Mass.It is counter to the unity of the Roman Church to have two parallel Liturgies running side-by-side. It only makes those heretic schismatics continue their charades and pretend to be part of the Church when they think everyone else outside of their delusional group as "invalid" and "heretic". Your new church classifies all Latins as "heretic schismatics." why single out the sspx?It's a position I held as a Roman Catholic and as an Ukrainian Catholic. Why change now? Hmmm ... hopefully your plan isn't to be one of those Orthodox who constantly have their fingers in the Catholic "pie". I think we have enough of that already with podkarpatska and ialmisry.
Quote from: Papist on March 05, 2013, 11:06:08 PMQuote from: choy on March 05, 2013, 10:17:33 PMQuote from: Basil 320 on March 05, 2013, 09:02:05 PMAll of the College of Cardinal electors were appointed by either Pope Benedict XVI or Pope John Paul II. Both popes were committed to the holiness of the Tridentine Mass. I doubt that the next pope will retreat on their actions to promote regular parish celebration of the Tridentine Mass.It is counter to the unity of the Roman Church to have two parallel Liturgies running side-by-side. It only makes those heretic schismatics continue their charades and pretend to be part of the Church when they think everyone else outside of their delusional group as "invalid" and "heretic". Your new church classifies all Latins as "heretic schismatics." why single out the sspx?It's a position I held as a Roman Catholic and as an Ukrainian Catholic. Why change now?
Quote from: choy on March 05, 2013, 10:17:33 PMQuote from: Basil 320 on March 05, 2013, 09:02:05 PMAll of the College of Cardinal electors were appointed by either Pope Benedict XVI or Pope John Paul II. Both popes were committed to the holiness of the Tridentine Mass. I doubt that the next pope will retreat on their actions to promote regular parish celebration of the Tridentine Mass.It is counter to the unity of the Roman Church to have two parallel Liturgies running side-by-side. It only makes those heretic schismatics continue their charades and pretend to be part of the Church when they think everyone else outside of their delusional group as "invalid" and "heretic". Your new church classifies all Latins as "heretic schismatics." why single out the sspx?
Quote from: Basil 320 on March 05, 2013, 09:02:05 PMAll of the College of Cardinal electors were appointed by either Pope Benedict XVI or Pope John Paul II. Both popes were committed to the holiness of the Tridentine Mass. I doubt that the next pope will retreat on their actions to promote regular parish celebration of the Tridentine Mass.It is counter to the unity of the Roman Church to have two parallel Liturgies running side-by-side. It only makes those heretic schismatics continue their charades and pretend to be part of the Church when they think everyone else outside of their delusional group as "invalid" and "heretic".
All of the College of Cardinal electors were appointed by either Pope Benedict XVI or Pope John Paul II. Both popes were committed to the holiness of the Tridentine Mass. I doubt that the next pope will retreat on their actions to promote regular parish celebration of the Tridentine Mass.
If we did not wear clothes, would you really want to sit in the same chair in which some one else just sat?Side note: At the beginning of every school year, when discussing the dress code with my students, I always make the following announcement:"To all of the gentle men who like to "sag" their pants, and to all of the ladies who like to wear short shorts, I would like to remind you that the chairs in this classroom are never washed. Consider that before selecting your outfit every morning."
God help us if one of these is right, because the chances of successfully parsing this out are materially zero.
Or do you not know that Joe will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither Joe nor Joe nor Joe nor Joes who have sex with Joe nor Joe nor Joe nor Joe nor Joe nor Joe will inherit the kingdom of God. -1 Corinthians 6:9-10
Before Roman Catholics start using our lung, maybe they should try focusing on the cancerous outgrown known as protestantism in their own lung.
Try not to be too harsh. Understanding the human mind and heart is often a difficult and futile undertaking. There is much that is beyond most of us.
Have you ever heard of pasadi?
Quote from: Maria on March 25, 2013, 12:11:01 PMChoy is no longer Catholic, but is not yet Orthodox. This makes me feel like Britney Spears.
Choy is no longer Catholic, but is not yet Orthodox.
Quote from: orthonorm on March 23, 2013, 02:44:10 PMHave you ever heard of pasadi?
Quote from: Michał Kalina on March 23, 2013, 04:22:47 PMQuote from: orthonorm on March 23, 2013, 02:44:10 PMHave you ever heard of pasadi?I thought amartin was better.
Quote from: Alpo on March 25, 2013, 07:31:45 AM*shrugs* Muhammed was wrong.He sure was, but this does not change the fact that he established Islam in rivalry with Judaism: Mecca vs Jerusalem, Cube vs Temple, Ishmael vs Isaac, Islamic Law (Shariah) vs Mosaic Law....
*shrugs* Muhammed was wrong.
Quote from: Pan Michał on March 26, 2013, 05:07:25 PMQuote from: JamesR on March 26, 2013, 05:06:32 PMAny homemade remedies for a migraine?If you have a wife - a wife. I think he was looking for ways to heal migraines, not ways to get them...
Quote from: JamesR on March 26, 2013, 05:06:32 PMAny homemade remedies for a migraine?If you have a wife - a wife.
Any homemade remedies for a migraine?
I'm pretty sure normal folks outside of internet don't really bother to think "problems" like this. The only place this matters is Jerusalem where they have their annual olympics of Christian behaviour.
I came to this website with the hopes of saving souls, and as far as I can tell I'm not doing a good job
I'm confused. Especially with the thing about the aliens.
you are correct that crossing ones self with three fingers, is a heresy;
Yeah, but they're lost. Because after Constantine, the Church became liturgical and started worshipping idols. The true Church--which consisted in random people with different beliefs coming together for 45 minutes every Sunday in someone's house for "Bible-studies"--was "forced underground" as the corrupted Constantinian Church started worshipping idols and indulging in all sorts of heretical doctrines like the literal presence, the concept of Sacraments, Monasticism and "traditions of man." The true Church wasn't rediscovered until the 16th century thanks to this German guy.
