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« Reply #90 on: October 10, 2011, 04:42:56 PM »

This one: http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,40163.msg652013.html#msg652013

(Because it's on the Politics board, I cannot quote it here.)
Sheesh, can't you guys have a Quotable Quotes thread in the Politics section and quit teasing those of us who have chosen not to have access?
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« Reply #91 on: October 10, 2011, 05:26:47 PM »

This one: http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,40163.msg652013.html#msg652013
(Because it's on the Politics board, I cannot quote it here.)
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Seconded.
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« Reply #92 on: October 12, 2011, 10:33:16 AM »

History is the furnace of truth, because God acts through it and proves the truth by its endurance.
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« Reply #93 on: October 13, 2011, 11:13:01 AM »

http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,40237.msg653203.html#msg653203

again, all i can do is link it
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« Reply #94 on: October 13, 2011, 12:11:30 PM »

This one: http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,40163.msg652013.html#msg652013

(Because it's on the Politics board, I cannot quote it here.)
Sheesh, can't you guys have a Quotable Quotes thread in the Politics section and quit teasing those of us who have chosen not to have access?

Here's an idea:

Choose to have access

That way people do not have to hear y'all whine about something of which y'all can also completely solve by choosing to have access.
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« Reply #95 on: October 13, 2011, 04:44:19 PM »

This one: http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,40163.msg652013.html#msg652013

(Because it's on the Politics board, I cannot quote it here.)
Sheesh, can't you guys have a Quotable Quotes thread in the Politics section and quit teasing those of us who have chosen not to have access?

Here's an idea:

Choose to have access

That way people do not have to hear y'all whine about something of which y'all can also completely solve by choosing to have access.
Lead us not into temptation.  Wink
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« Reply #96 on: October 13, 2011, 04:50:28 PM »

This one: http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,40163.msg652013.html#msg652013

(Because it's on the Politics board, I cannot quote it here.)
Sheesh, can't you guys have a Quotable Quotes thread in the Politics section and quit teasing those of us who have chosen not to have access?

Here's an idea:

Choose to have access

That way people do not have to hear y'all whine about something of which y'all can also completely solve by choosing to have access.
Lead us not into temptation.  Wink
Quitcher whinin'. Wink
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« Reply #97 on: October 13, 2011, 05:46:26 PM »

This one: http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,40163.msg652013.html#msg652013

(Because it's on the Politics board, I cannot quote it here.)
Sheesh, can't you guys have a Quotable Quotes thread in the Politics section and quit teasing those of us who have chosen not to have access?

Here's an idea:

Choose to have access

That way people do not have to hear y'all whine about something of which y'all can also completely solve by choosing to have access.

It's probably all those stories going around of people getting the procedure wrong and you massacring their entire families.   Wink
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« Reply #98 on: October 17, 2011, 10:35:13 PM »

From Xariskai in the Incense thread:

Does God have to meet your practical standards to be followed? Who then is really lord in your life, you or God?
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« Reply #99 on: October 18, 2011, 08:23:55 PM »

This one: http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,40163.msg652013.html#msg652013

(Because it's on the Politics board, I cannot quote it here.)
Sheesh, can't you guys have a Quotable Quotes thread in the Politics section and quit teasing those of us who have chosen not to have access?

Here's an idea:

Choose to have access

That way people do not have to hear y'all whine about something of which y'all can also completely solve by choosing to have access.

It's probably all those stories going around of people getting the procedure wrong and you massacring their entire families.   Wink

Those accounts are completely untrue regarding me massacring their entire families:

if I left no survivors, there would be no one to tell the cautionary tales of why they must do everything correctly!

 Wink
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« Reply #100 on: October 19, 2011, 07:05:42 PM »

This one: http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,40163.msg652013.html#msg652013

(Because it's on the Politics board, I cannot quote it here.)
Sheesh, can't you guys have a Quotable Quotes thread in the Politics section and quit teasing those of us who have chosen not to have access?

Here's an idea:

Choose to have access

That way people do not have to hear y'all whine about something of which y'all can also completely solve by choosing to have access.

It's probably all those stories going around of people getting the procedure wrong and you massacring their entire families.   Wink

Those accounts are completely untrue regarding me massacring their entire families:

if I left no survivors, there would be no one to tell the cautionary tales of why they must do everything correctly!

 Wink
LOL. You guys are never gonna let me live that one down, huh? Cheesy

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« Reply #101 on: October 23, 2011, 06:14:49 PM »

Following in the private forum trend, I must say this was hilarious:

http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,12358.msg658609.html#msg658609
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« Reply #102 on: October 24, 2011, 08:23:49 AM »

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« Reply #103 on: October 24, 2011, 08:29:59 AM »

It bothers me that Orthodox Christians are using the internet and forums. The internet was designed to de-Christianize people. And the way Christians behave in forums only proves how successful the social engineers have been.

I believe we should imitate the Amish, and make a complete separation from society and modernism once and for all. Just because our pagan society creates a new toy or thing, does not mean we all have to run after it like a bunch of mindless slaves. It bother's me even more to see bishop's using the internet. I used it to share Orthodoxy, but I have come to the conclusion that people today do not want truth, they want to feel good and be entertained. Get off the internet and be Orthodox.
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« Reply #104 on: October 24, 2011, 02:04:56 PM »

It bothers me that Orthodox Christians are using the internet and forums. The internet was designed to de-Christianize people. And the way Christians behave in forums only proves how successful the social engineers have been.

I believe we should imitate the Amish, and make a complete separation from society and modernism once and for all. Just because our pagan society creates a new toy or thing, does not mean we all have to run after it like a bunch of mindless slaves. It bother's me even more to see bishop's using the internet. I used it to share Orthodoxy, but I have come to the conclusion that people today do not want truth, they want to feel good and be entertained. Get off the internet and be Orthodox.
So, why did the Apologist come back? Huh
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« Reply #105 on: October 25, 2011, 03:33:14 PM »

I don't quite see how the various decisions for Christ work in orthodoxy but any step towards is a party waiting to happen #smiles

Congrats orthonorm, i hope you celebrated.

As was pointed out, I did make a baby cry . . .

Actually, within the next hour, I made a young girl rather sour toward me as well. It's lovely relationship but sometimes stormy. We had a disagreement about the suitability of a crayon for eating.

Really, there is not much of a problem with the eating of canyons as such. But she insisted on wanting to try to eat the entire thing at once. She wouldn't compromise with just taking bite sized pieces.

But it all ended on a good note with a well-mannered discussion about the dangers of putting one's fingers through the grating around a moving fan and whether to attempt such feats even when the fan is not moving, to trying to determining the amount of plastic Easter Eggs in a container without actually counting them.

LOL!

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« Reply #106 on: October 25, 2011, 05:55:15 PM »

It bothers me that Orthodox Christians are using the internet and forums. The internet was designed to de-Christianize people. And the way Christians behave in forums only proves how successful the social engineers have been.

I believe we should imitate the Amish, and make a complete separation from society and modernism once and for all. Just because our pagan society creates a new toy or thing, does not mean we all have to run after it like a bunch of mindless slaves. It bother's me even more to see bishop's using the internet. I used it to share Orthodoxy, but I have come to the conclusion that people today do not want truth, they want to feel good and be entertained. Get off the internet and be Orthodox.
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« Reply #107 on: October 27, 2011, 12:39:39 PM »

If you want to make such claims, take that log, start a fire with that rubbish, and by its light summarize your arguments

This reminded me of Isaiah 50:11
Behold, all ye that kindle a fire, that compass yourselves about with sparks: walk in the light of your fire, and in the sparks that ye have kindled. This shall ye have of mine hand; ye shall lie down in torment.
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« Reply #108 on: October 28, 2011, 10:04:25 AM »

Pre-martial sex is the hardest thing a young male faces when trying to abstain from marriage.
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« Reply #109 on: October 28, 2011, 10:37:55 AM »

Pre-martial sex is the hardest thing a young male faces when trying to abstain from marriage.
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Very interesting edit, thanks Isa!
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« Reply #110 on: October 29, 2011, 02:43:59 PM »

A "Shoot first, ask questions later" policy, usually leads one to a circular firing squad.
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« Reply #111 on: October 31, 2011, 05:53:33 AM »

Seriously. The attitude of the OP is astounding. And you expect some woman to sleep with you? And when she says no because you're an arrogant man-child, are you going to ask for scriptural evidence to justify her stance?
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« Reply #112 on: October 31, 2011, 07:47:55 AM »

Seriously. The attitude of the OP is astounding. And you expect some woman to sleep with you? And when she says no because you're an arrogant man-child, are you going to ask for scriptural evidence to justify her stance?

You beat me to it, FP. There is just SO much in that short masterpiece!
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« Reply #113 on: November 01, 2011, 01:01:23 PM »

This is beautiful.  TYF has been vindicated.  It took 9 years but you got a response to your thread!   Grin

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« Reply #114 on: November 01, 2011, 02:03:12 PM »

The day I eat a swan . . . I will truly be happy.

Priceless.  When I first read this, I thought of Billy Madison's funny line: "Stop looking at me, swan!". 
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« Reply #115 on: November 01, 2011, 04:50:41 PM »

I've always been told that it is good to have a wife that is an excellent cook, one that is a demon in bed, one that keeps the house spotless, and one that makes you feel really good about yourself.  I have also heard that it is not a good idea to have them meet.
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« Reply #116 on: November 02, 2011, 08:04:39 AM »

Following in the private forum trend, I must say this was hilarious:

http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,12358.msg658609.html#msg658609

LOL, so true. I wish there was a "like" button for people's posts. Someone should invent that...oh wait...
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« Reply #117 on: November 07, 2011, 05:06:20 AM »

Forgot to add this gem from my favorite poster:
I would encourage you to not look at things in such a utilitarian fashion. The "purpose" of something, first and foremost, especially within Orthodoxy, often has to do with beauty. And my are galaxies and stars beautiful!

I believe it was George MacDonald that referred to God as "gloriously wasteful." That's a thought that has always stuck with me. Artist's are often bold, extravagant, "wasteful" in their works, but the point is not to make something that has a "purpose" or serve a "function" rather than simply the beauty of being.
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« Reply #118 on: November 14, 2011, 06:34:30 PM »

Sometimes I say, "Oh, hun, don't you want to play some MoH tonight?"
If I heard a woman tell me that, I'd marry her on the spot.

Yeah. This is pretty much accurate.
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« Reply #119 on: November 27, 2011, 07:46:08 PM »

been looking for one i saw i cant remember where. it was a take on John 3:16 from the protestant soteriology... it was hilarious anyone know of it? someone made it their sig too lol
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« Reply #120 on: November 27, 2011, 08:07:19 PM »

been looking for one i saw i cant remember where. it was a take on John 3:16 from the protestant soteriology... it was hilarious anyone know of it? someone made it their sig too lol

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« Reply #121 on: November 27, 2011, 08:09:11 PM »

The quotable Isa. We need a thread dedicated to him solely.
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« Reply #122 on: November 27, 2011, 08:17:57 PM »

The quotable Isa. We need a thread dedicated to him solely.

Anthropopathic and not worthy to be quoted.

(the quote not the person)
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« Reply #123 on: November 27, 2011, 08:25:19 PM »

The quotable Isa. We need a thread dedicated to him solely.

I don't think having threads dedicated to one poster is very Christian.


Wait for it . . .
















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« Reply #124 on: November 27, 2011, 08:47:44 PM »

The quotable Isa. We need a thread dedicated to him solely.

Anthropopathic and not worthy to be quoted.
From http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/anthropopathy

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ascription of human passions or feelings to a being or beings not human, especially to a deity.



Am I correct in understanding this as a commentary on the post orthonorm quoted above (see Reply #120) and not on the person of ialmisry himself?
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« Reply #125 on: November 27, 2011, 08:53:10 PM »

The quotable Isa. We need a thread dedicated to him solely.

Anthropopathic and not worthy to be quoted.
From http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/anthropopathy

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ascription of human passions or feelings to a being or beings not human, especially to a deity.



Am I correct in understanding this as a commentary on the post orthonorm quoted above (see Reply #120) and not on the person of ialmisry himself?

I added my edit the same time you posted this.
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« Reply #126 on: November 27, 2011, 08:58:37 PM »

The quotable Isa. We need a thread dedicated to him solely.

I don't think having threads dedicated to one poster is very Christian.


Wait for it . . .
















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« Reply #127 on: November 27, 2011, 09:04:21 PM »

The quotable Isa. We need a thread dedicated to him solely.

Anthropopathic and not worthy to be quoted.
From http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/anthropopathy

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ascription of human passions or feelings to a being or beings not human, especially to a deity.



Am I correct in understanding this as a commentary on the post orthonorm quoted above (see Reply #120) and not on the person of ialmisry himself?

I added my edit the same time you posted this.
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« Reply #128 on: November 27, 2011, 09:11:09 PM »

been looking for one i saw i cant remember where. it was a take on John 3:16 from the protestant soteriology... it was hilarious anyone know of it? someone made it their sig too lol

Isa has said it in a variety of ways, but this is his best formulation, IMHO:

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For God was so P.O.d at that world, that He had His only begotten Son tortured to death, and since then He feels so much better.
haha yeah a classic thats one of my fav's so far! where is the topic its from?
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« Reply #129 on: November 30, 2011, 10:57:56 AM »

i would probably find it distracting, esp. if they had some cute subdeacons/readers... Kiss

I'm sure there have been plenty of handsome priests over the centuries who were quite capable of distracting the ladies ....  Roll Eyes

Not if they were appropriately veiled! Smiley

good call...i might be able to focus in that case...that is if i didn't think most women are more attractive in veils... :doh:

I have found that the Slavic tradition deals with this nicely.  Women should always attend services with less fabric committed to their skirts than to their veils.
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« Reply #130 on: December 29, 2011, 11:12:19 PM »

I believe I have asked God to show me where Hitchen is and I heard some cries... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! probably from hell.
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« Reply #131 on: December 30, 2011, 01:08:22 AM »

I believe I have asked God to show me where Hitchen is and I heard some cries... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! probably from hell.

Honestly, do we think mocking the suffering of others is something we should be doing on this forum?

The Church teaches us to pray for the souls of the reposed; not mock them. After all, do any of us really know the fate of our own soul?
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« Reply #132 on: December 30, 2011, 01:13:41 AM »

I believe I have asked God to show me where Hitchen is and I heard some cries... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! probably from hell.

Honestly, do we think mocking the suffering of others is something we should be doing on this forum?

Relax, he said probably from hell. The "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!''s could also be cries of joy.
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« Reply #133 on: December 30, 2011, 08:59:43 AM »

I really did LOL with this one.

...Behold your God, encoded in Philip Schaff's multi-volume series on the ante and post-nicene fathers.
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« Reply #134 on: December 30, 2011, 10:15:30 AM »

I believe I have asked God to show me where Hitchen is and I heard some cries... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! probably from hell.

Honestly, do we think mocking the suffering of others is something we should be doing on this forum?

Relax, he said probably from hell. The "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!''s could also be cries of joy.

Or what augustin said...
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