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« Reply #96 on: October 13, 2011, 04:50:28 PM » |
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Sheesh, can't you guys have a Quotable Quotes thread in the Politics section and quit teasing those of us who have chosen not to have access? Here's an idea: Choose to have access That way people do not have to hear y'all whine about something of which y'all can also completely solve by choosing to have access.Lead us not into temptation.  Quitcher whinin'. 
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It is an education process for me as I learn about the psychology of spiritual apostasy. And others get the benefit of perhaps hearing righteousness for the first time.
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« Reply #99 on: October 18, 2011, 08:23:55 PM » |
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« Reply #103 on: October 24, 2011, 08:29:59 AM » |
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I believe we should imitate the Amish, and make a complete separation from society and modernism once and for all. Just because our pagan society creates a new toy or thing, does not mean we all have to run after it like a bunch of mindless slaves. It bother's me even more to see bishop's using the internet. I used it to share Orthodoxy, but I have come to the conclusion that people today do not want truth, they want to feel good and be entertained. Get off the internet and be Orthodox.
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« Reply #104 on: October 24, 2011, 02:04:56 PM » |
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It bothers me that Orthodox Christians are using the internet and forums. The internet was designed to de-Christianize people. And the way Christians behave in forums only proves how successful the social engineers have been.
I believe we should imitate the Amish, and make a complete separation from society and modernism once and for all. Just because our pagan society creates a new toy or thing, does not mean we all have to run after it like a bunch of mindless slaves. It bother's me even more to see bishop's using the internet. I used it to share Orthodoxy, but I have come to the conclusion that people today do not want truth, they want to feel good and be entertained. Get off the internet and be Orthodox.
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I don't quite see how the various decisions for Christ work in orthodoxy but any step towards is a party waiting to happen #smiles
Congrats orthonorm, i hope you celebrated.
As was pointed out, I did make a baby cry . . . Actually, within the next hour, I made a young girl rather sour toward me as well. It's lovely relationship but sometimes stormy. We had a disagreement about the suitability of a crayon for eating. Really, there is not much of a problem with the eating of canyons as such. But she insisted on wanting to try to eat the entire thing at once. She wouldn't compromise with just taking bite sized pieces. But it all ended on a good note with a well-mannered discussion about the dangers of putting one's fingers through the grating around a moving fan and whether to attempt such feats even when the fan is not moving, to trying to determining the amount of plastic Easter Eggs in a container without actually counting them. LOL! (this is within the context of official reception into the Church)
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« Reply #106 on: October 25, 2011, 05:55:15 PM » |
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It bothers me that Orthodox Christians are using the internet and forums. The internet was designed to de-Christianize people. And the way Christians behave in forums only proves how successful the social engineers have been.
I believe we should imitate the Amish, and make a complete separation from society and modernism once and for all. Just because our pagan society creates a new toy or thing, does not mean we all have to run after it like a bunch of mindless slaves. It bother's me even more to see bishop's using the internet. I used it to share Orthodoxy, but I have come to the conclusion that people today do not want truth, they want to feel good and be entertained. Get off the internet and be Orthodox.
To which I reply: he righteous need not cower before the drumbeat of human progress. Though the song of yesterday fades into the challenge of tomorrow, God still watches and judges us. Evil lurks in the datalinks as it lurked in the streets of yesteryear. But it was never the streets that were evil. Serious props to anybody who got the reference.
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Pre-martial sex is the hardest thing a young male faces when trying to abstain from marriage.
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« Reply #109 on: October 28, 2011, 10:37:55 AM » |
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Pre-martial sex is the hardest thing a young male faces when trying to abstain from marriage.
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Seriously. The attitude of the OP is astounding. And you expect some woman to sleep with you? And when she says no because you're an arrogant man-child, are you going to ask for scriptural evidence to justify her stance?
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Seriously. The attitude of the OP is astounding. And you expect some woman to sleep with you? And when she says no because you're an arrogant man-child, are you going to ask for scriptural evidence to justify her stance?
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This is beautiful. TYF has been vindicated. It took 9 years but you got a response to your thread!  LOL! How many threads about Halloween can we have?
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The day I eat a swan . . . I will truly be happy.
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I've always been told that it is good to have a wife that is an excellent cook, one that is a demon in bed, one that keeps the house spotless, and one that makes you feel really good about yourself. I have also heard that it is not a good idea to have them meet.
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Forgot to add this gem from my favorite poster: I would encourage you to not look at things in such a utilitarian fashion. The "purpose" of something, first and foremost, especially within Orthodoxy, often has to do with beauty. And my are galaxies and stars beautiful!
I believe it was George MacDonald that referred to God as "gloriously wasteful." That's a thought that has always stuck with me. Artist's are often bold, extravagant, "wasteful" in their works, but the point is not to make something that has a "purpose" or serve a "function" rather than simply the beauty of being.
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been looking for one i saw i cant remember where. it was a take on John 3:16 from the protestant soteriology... it was hilarious anyone know of it? someone made it their sig too lol
Isa has said it in a variety of ways, but this is his best formulation, IMHO: For God was so P.O.d at that world, that He had His only begotten Son tortured to death, and since then He feels so much better.
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“Without music, life would be a mistake.” “The last capitalist we hang shall be the one who sold us the rope.” "Face the facts of being what you are, for that is what changes what you are." "We see at once that the words absolute, divine, eternal, and so on do not express what is implied in them.
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The quotable Isa. We need a thread dedicated to him solely.
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The quotable Isa. We need a thread dedicated to him solely.
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« Reply #124 on: November 27, 2011, 08:47:44 PM » |
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The quotable Isa. We need a thread dedicated to him solely.
Anthropopathic and not worthy to be quoted. From http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/anthropopathyan·thro·pop·a·thy (an-thruh-pop-uh-thee) noun ascription of human passions or feelings to a being or beings not human, especially to a deity.Am I correct in understanding this as a commentary on the post orthonorm quoted above (see Reply #120) and not on the person of ialmisry himself?
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The quotable Isa. We need a thread dedicated to him solely.
Anthropopathic and not worthy to be quoted. From http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/anthropopathyan·thro·pop·a·thy (an-thruh-pop-uh-thee) noun ascription of human passions or feelings to a being or beings not human, especially to a deity.Am I correct in understanding this as a commentary on the post orthonorm quoted above (see Reply #120) and not on the person of ialmisry himself? I added my edit the same time you posted this.
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I don't think having threads dedicated to one poster is very Christian. Wait for it . . . //:=) Ave orthonorm, morituri te salutant!
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« Reply #127 on: November 27, 2011, 09:04:21 PM » |
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The quotable Isa. We need a thread dedicated to him solely.
Anthropopathic and not worthy to be quoted. From http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/anthropopathyan·thro·pop·a·thy (an-thruh-pop-uh-thee) noun ascription of human passions or feelings to a being or beings not human, especially to a deity.Am I correct in understanding this as a commentary on the post orthonorm quoted above (see Reply #120) and not on the person of ialmisry himself? I added my edit the same time you posted this. Kudos on having a big vocabulary! 
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been looking for one i saw i cant remember where. it was a take on John 3:16 from the protestant soteriology... it was hilarious anyone know of it? someone made it their sig too lol
Isa has said it in a variety of ways, but this is his best formulation, IMHO: For God was so P.O.d at that world, that He had His only begotten Son tortured to death, and since then He feels so much better. haha yeah a classic thats one of my fav's so far! where is the topic its from?
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« Reply #129 on: November 30, 2011, 10:57:56 AM » |
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i would probably find it distracting, esp. if they had some cute subdeacons/readers...  I'm sure there have been plenty of handsome priests over the centuries who were quite capable of distracting the ladies ....  Not if they were appropriately veiled!  good call...i might be able to focus in that case...that is if i didn't think most women are more attractive in veils... :doh: I have found that the Slavic tradition deals with this nicely. Women should always attend services with less fabric committed to their skirts than to their veils.
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« Reply #130 on: December 29, 2011, 11:12:19 PM » |
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I believe I have asked God to show me where Hitchen is and I heard some cries... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! probably from hell.
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"A Poet a Painter a Musician an Architect: the Man Or Woman who is not one of these is not a Christian." - William Blake
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« Reply #131 on: December 30, 2011, 01:08:22 AM » |
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I believe I have asked God to show me where Hitchen is and I heard some cries... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! probably from hell.
Honestly, do we think mocking the suffering of others is something we should be doing on this forum? The Church teaches us to pray for the souls of the reposed; not mock them. After all, do any of us really know the fate of our own soul?
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"For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the LORD, thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope." Jer 29:11
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« Reply #132 on: December 30, 2011, 01:13:41 AM » |
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I believe I have asked God to show me where Hitchen is and I heard some cries... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! probably from hell.
Honestly, do we think mocking the suffering of others is something we should be doing on this forum? Relax, he said probably from hell. The "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!''s could also be cries of joy.
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"A Poet a Painter a Musician an Architect: the Man Or Woman who is not one of these is not a Christian." - William Blake
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« Reply #133 on: December 30, 2011, 08:59:43 AM » |
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I really did LOL with this one. ...Behold your God, encoded in Philip Schaff's multi-volume series on the ante and post-nicene fathers.
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« Reply #134 on: December 30, 2011, 10:15:30 AM » |
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I believe I have asked God to show me where Hitchen is and I heard some cries... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! probably from hell.
Honestly, do we think mocking the suffering of others is something we should be doing on this forum? Relax, he said probably from hell. The "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!''s could also be cries of joy. Or what augustin said...
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It is an education process for me as I learn about the psychology of spiritual apostasy. And others get the benefit of perhaps hearing righteousness for the first time.
Blessed are the Peacemakers, for they shall be called the sons of God.
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