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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #766 on: May 17, 2014, 07:39:21 AM »
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that quote is best when it's taken out of context (not that it really had much to begin with)

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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #767 on: May 21, 2014, 03:01:53 PM »
Anytime a doctrine requires a lawyer to explain it, I am suspicious.  ;)
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #768 on: May 21, 2014, 03:03:27 PM »
I love this one:

I still don't think that what Christ had in mind when he told us to remove the plank from our own eye first was that we smack everyone else with it afterwards.
I wonder how Veniamin is doing.
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #769 on: May 21, 2014, 03:43:58 PM »
I wish I cared. 

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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #770 on: May 22, 2014, 11:40:24 AM »
Just stumbled across this:

And we also disagree on whether Masons, by and large, are powerful. I say they aren't. But you've got Gerald Ford in your corner, so who knows.
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #771 on: May 22, 2014, 04:10:28 PM »
I am firmly of the opinion that you cannot have any opinion AT ALL on a book that you have not read.  AT ALL.
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #772 on: May 24, 2014, 05:16:06 AM »
Finding a forum full of friends makes me nostalgic. There's so much less of that nowadays. Maybe Facebook should be anathematized.
But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God.
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« Reply #773 on: May 24, 2014, 01:51:33 PM »
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #774 on: May 25, 2014, 10:16:06 PM »
On a thread predicting how long Kim and Kanye would be married:

My prediction:  18 years, 18 years, and on the 18th birthday you find out she wasn't his!  No I ain't saying she a gold digger!
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« Reply #775 on: May 26, 2014, 12:12:04 AM »
Did I just stumble upon the softest-core pornographic material of all time being advocated on an Orthodox website or did the caffeine and nicotine buzz mess with my head?

You needed caffeine and nicotine?   ;)

This magic just doesn't fall out of the sky. Even I need my fuel.
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« Reply #776 on: May 26, 2014, 01:05:58 AM »
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« Reply #777 on: May 26, 2014, 02:15:26 PM »
Old Calendarist bikini wearers. I believe I've heard it all now.  :D
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« Reply #778 on: May 27, 2014, 10:32:27 AM »
"My blood's to holy to be used to save someone's life"....is that what folks mean by being "prolife"?

Only pro-life until they're out of the womb.

Then it's a free-for-all.  "Oh, you wanted milk, baby?  What, can't get to the store?"
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #779 on: May 27, 2014, 11:22:11 PM »
I wouldn't give medical power of attorney to Maria, that's for sure. 
Am I posting? Or is it Schroedinger's Cat?

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« Reply #780 on: May 28, 2014, 09:54:32 AM »
I'll take 'really bad ideas for a thousand, Alex'
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« Reply #781 on: May 28, 2014, 10:24:42 PM »
Would you fight against this rule?
Yes. I read in the news about female teachers on trial for having sex with their male underage high school pupils. For well endowed female teachers to come to class with see through blouses, basically exposing their breasts, could be sending the wrong message to the underage boys in her class.

Boys will always like big breasts, but a teacher still needs the proper morals and common sense that you do NOT have sex with students.  No excuse, regardless of what a teacher wears.

You can put a religious habit on a whore, but if she has not repented, she is still a whore.

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« Reply #782 on: May 28, 2014, 11:11:51 PM »
They might think you are a terrorist.  If you ain't white, it ain't right.
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #783 on: May 29, 2014, 08:35:29 AM »
But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God.
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« Reply #784 on: May 29, 2014, 02:38:01 PM »
Whoop Whoop ! exclamatory remarks
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« Reply #785 on: May 29, 2014, 03:29:12 PM »
I can't even handle one woman and I brew my own beer!
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« Reply #786 on: May 29, 2014, 10:17:36 PM »
This will help Mor regain control of himself.



She has that Illuminati Motel 6 meth hooker look that I like.
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #787 on: May 30, 2014, 12:46:16 PM »

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Quote of post from private forum removed from above  -PtA
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« Reply #788 on: May 30, 2014, 12:47:58 PM »
^ Private fora?  :police:
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« Reply #789 on: May 30, 2014, 12:48:38 PM »

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But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God.
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« Reply #790 on: May 30, 2014, 01:57:14 PM »
^ Private fora?  :police:
Oops!  Didn't realize that.  :-[
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« Reply #791 on: May 31, 2014, 07:34:09 AM »
I'd rather tattoo a Byzantine eagle on my back, lay down on the floor, and serve as the permanent orlets in Bishop Heimbach's St. Hermann Göring Orthodox Church than see my beloved Coptic church transformed into the unholy abomination described above one Hillsong and Matt Redman song at a time.
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« Reply #792 on: June 01, 2014, 09:46:12 PM »
The early Patriarchs, even after Chalcedon, never thought of themselves as heads of Churches... but as Patriarchs of great sees.... They did not think the other OO, or even the other EO were different Churches. We need each other. When we have a mindset of not needing each other and of being separate Churches, we will all go astray in different ways. The Orthodox faith is supposed be in isolation, but in communion, shared back and forth. Like DNA, as long as there is enough sharing it is self-repairing, but if we say we don't need each others and inbreed too much...
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« Reply #793 on: June 03, 2014, 12:59:35 PM »
The Orthodox possess what the Catholic Church desperately needs right now.

Funny hats?
Nope. Better Falafel and Avgolemono recipes.

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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #794 on: June 04, 2014, 12:50:08 PM »
It's common knowledge that you secretly want to be born in early 17th century Russia.  As a serf or a royal, I know not.  Chances are serf.

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« Reply #795 on: June 04, 2014, 01:58:47 PM »
Ok, I'm all cool with calling the whole Chalcedonian thing a big misunderstanding, but praise and worship bands? That's gotta change before reunification...  :police:
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« Reply #796 on: June 04, 2014, 03:02:05 PM »
What are bronies?

Go ahead and make fun of me, but I was serious.  I have no idea what they are. 
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« Reply #797 on: June 04, 2014, 03:03:03 PM »
Don't Google it. Just don't.
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« Reply #798 on: June 04, 2014, 03:06:32 PM »
You can probably find out more than you ever wanted to know here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_fandom

And by "more than you ever wanted to know", I mean learning about it at all.
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« Reply #799 on: June 04, 2014, 03:08:06 PM »
You can probably find out more than you ever wanted to know here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_fandom

And by "more than you ever wanted to know", I mean learning about it at all.

Why would you do this???
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« Reply #800 on: June 04, 2014, 03:10:26 PM »
You can probably find out more than you ever wanted to know here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_fandom

And by "more than you ever wanted to know", I mean learning about it at all.

Why would you do this???
It is time for our little boy to grow up and learn about the big world.  Even if it does permanently scar him.
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« Reply #801 on: June 04, 2014, 03:15:21 PM »
I thought you were from New Gracanica, Serbia.
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« Reply #802 on: June 05, 2014, 09:48:45 PM »
All they can do is to grunt into their frocks.
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« Reply #803 on: June 05, 2014, 11:47:00 PM »
All they can do is to grunt into their frocks.

I'm grunting into mine.
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« Reply #804 on: June 05, 2014, 11:56:46 PM »
You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.

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« Reply #805 on: June 06, 2014, 12:08:08 AM »
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« Reply #806 on: June 06, 2014, 12:17:05 AM »
You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.

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« Reply #807 on: June 06, 2014, 12:50:26 AM »
All they can do is to grunt into their frocks.

I'm grunting into mine.

Try going up a size.

Are you calling me fat? 

Does that sound like something I would do?

I don't know what mermaids are capable of, I can't swim. 
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« Reply #808 on: June 06, 2014, 02:12:06 PM »


OMG who's the Pope on the other side of that window?!?!

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« Reply #809 on: June 07, 2014, 06:24:07 AM »
Perhaps you should wait for Isa to show up before you start with the persecution complex.