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« Reply #720 on: March 17, 2014, 08:55:07 PM »

I didn't read the first 125 pages, so I'm not sure if this belongs here, but I thought this was interesting:
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« Reply #721 on: March 18, 2014, 01:43:54 AM »

God fell for a Jewess too, so talk to him about it.
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« Reply #722 on: March 18, 2014, 01:58:09 PM »

those impediments don't make any sense in any urban setting at least, today; they made some sense in a very rural, patriarchal society where everybody and their mother seemed or at least thought they were privy to what their neighbours or villagers did with their privates, but that's for better or worse a dead or dying world.

In the rural, everybody knew. In the urban, everybody tells.
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« Reply #723 on: March 18, 2014, 10:59:58 PM »

A "Jewess"? Do you listen a gramophone together?
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« Reply #724 on: March 19, 2014, 01:07:31 PM »

Heavy petting is also allowed on days when oil and wine is permitted. Possibly a bit more on the fish days.
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« Reply #725 on: March 19, 2014, 01:12:05 PM »

Heavy petting is also allowed on days when oil and wine is permitted. Possibly a bit more on the fish days.

I'm sorry, but I didn't fully understand your comment. Could you please explain more Smiley Thanks.
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« Reply #726 on: March 19, 2014, 06:39:56 PM »

Dude, once you realize that you've fed your horse too much pot, you should probably get off the horse and walk.
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« Reply #727 on: March 21, 2014, 04:24:56 PM »

In the class about Botanics, the teacher was giving detailed explanation on the reproduction of funghi. It suddenly became clear that I was a kind of voyeur for the sexual life of mushrooms.
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« Reply #728 on: March 21, 2014, 05:41:10 PM »

I have not read the book, but have ordered it, because I really want to see where he finds instructions from the Fathers on sexual positions.
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« Reply #729 on: March 21, 2014, 05:47:51 PM »

I have not read the book, but have ordered it, because I really want to see where he finds instructions from the Fathers on sexual positions.

This got a laugh from me.  Cheers, Mor.
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« Reply #730 on: March 21, 2014, 05:48:57 PM »

I have not read the book, but have ordered it, because I really want to see where he finds instructions from the Fathers on sexual positions.

This got a laugh from me.  Cheers, Mor.

All I did was copy and paste.  The awesomeness was all Fr John's. 
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« Reply #731 on: March 22, 2014, 12:01:43 AM »

Thought the bolded was lovely:

Now I have to wonder - my mother died some years ago, and I would say my heart has "moved toward her" many times. I wonder ... I never felt it right to really say I would "pray to her" but I wonder if God can let her know my thoughts. I've asked Him to tell her things for me a few times.

Kind of a reverse of having saints pray for one? (And my mother - I love her - was not a saint - she came to realize she needed faith only shortly before her death - I pray she is indeed in Him.)
Even with some living loved ones with whom communication became difficult if not impossible, I've on more than one occasion "talked to the wind" and asked God to blow the wind and the words in their direction.

Scripture tells us that love is as strong as death, and in Christ, love is stronger than death. All love that is love finds its origin, meaning, and destination in him. I don't think it matters how you "send the message", God knows how to get it there.
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« Reply #732 on: March 24, 2014, 11:41:53 PM »

You seem to have a real issue with putting in your own meanings into what people say.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #733 on: March 24, 2014, 11:46:35 PM »

You seem to have a real issue with putting in your own meanings into what people say.  Roll Eyes

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« Reply #734 on: March 25, 2014, 09:50:58 PM »

Seems odilous or pettigrewish with pessimistic gitterish of malfeasance.
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« Reply #735 on: March 26, 2014, 12:14:31 AM »

Seems odilous or pettigrewish with pessimistic gitterish of malfeasance.

I think this is a wonderful statement without any context, but I am guessing it was deserved where it was posted.

I have been admiring WPM's ability to keep us (or at least me) on track as of late.
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« Reply #736 on: March 26, 2014, 02:28:27 PM »

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« Reply #737 on: March 26, 2014, 02:39:37 PM »

^ WOW! That blew my mind!
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« Reply #738 on: March 26, 2014, 03:43:21 PM »

Your response would've been more compelling if you had limited yourself to a heartfelt "Yo mama!"
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« Reply #739 on: March 28, 2014, 09:44:19 AM »

No come to Stockholm instead, I am sure you will fit in much better! It is probably the most tolerant place on earth. Your children will be taught how to have homosexual group sex in school, they would have access to gender neutral locker rooms.

The girls would not wear flip-flops and they would all have gay and Muslim friends. With some luck, she may also have an unfinished PhD in art or sociology or something. The only downer is that she want you to breast feed the children, but that's cool, right?

Welcome here instead, you will fit in much better! Your sister is invited too!
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« Reply #740 on: April 03, 2014, 08:08:48 PM »

A pop test is the worst nightmare!
When I go to the Coca Cola bottling plant, is there going to be a pop quiz?
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« Reply #741 on: April 04, 2014, 10:28:34 AM »

Oopsie. Didn't realize it was from Politics.
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« Reply #742 on: April 07, 2014, 11:53:56 AM »

Quote from Cackles.

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« Reply #743 on: April 08, 2014, 01:27:24 PM »

If this was the child a drug lord, there would be no question about baptism.
Yeah, and does the drug lord have a picture of himself kissing a huge bag of drugs while holding the baby after it is baptized? Don't think so.
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« Reply #744 on: April 11, 2014, 01:42:31 PM »

So apparently someone decided to use my MasterCard info to make an online purchase. Wonderful. The charge happened a couple weeks ago and was for a website with (let's call it) special content. It was going to continue charging each month, but the billing company has now canceled that. Nothing turned up with a Google search using the information I was given regarding who made the charge.

I'm sorry, man, I meant to tell you.  I was "in one of those moods".  And broke. 
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« Reply #745 on: April 15, 2014, 01:57:21 PM »

I am burning to say this and it looks like a good place:

I swear that people who become Christians are the dumbest people on the planet... So, become Christian or Christ-like, not A Christian, not God's b!@#$^ because otherwise you get flushed down the toilet of history.

All religious people are morons. But then again non-religious people are morons too. Might just abbreviate it to people are morons. Oh well.
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« Reply #746 on: April 21, 2014, 03:47:19 PM »

Are you absolutely sure we can't kill you?

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« Reply #747 on: April 22, 2014, 11:30:16 AM »

You know the old saying, "When not in Holy Russia, do as they do in Holy Russia."
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« Reply #748 on: April 22, 2014, 03:54:17 PM »

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« Reply #749 on: April 22, 2014, 11:05:00 PM »

You know the old saying, "When not in Holy Russia, do as they do in Holy Russia."

Reminds me of one of my favorite Flannery O'Connor quotes:
"When in Rome, do as you done in Milledgeville."


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« Reply #750 on: April 23, 2014, 12:01:05 AM »

Wish I'd never posted in the "marijuana" thread.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #751 on: April 23, 2014, 08:29:11 AM »

Wish I'd never posted in the "marijuana" thread.  Roll Eyes

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« Reply #752 on: April 30, 2014, 09:23:55 PM »

So Jews are a race now? Gee, Hitler was right. Cool

No, they're a wace.  That's why they keep catching all this waycism.  
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« Reply #753 on: May 01, 2014, 04:46:49 PM »

  If I've murdered and repented, yes, I can call myself an Orthodox Christian.  But if I'm Buffalo Bill and I'm actively killing and claiming the Church wants it to put the lotion on its skin, or the Church will give it the hose again, that's a problem.
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« Reply #754 on: May 01, 2014, 06:00:25 PM »

Real men snort bath salts.  Then eat people.
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« Reply #755 on: May 04, 2014, 05:32:29 PM »

You think that you are bitter for not finding a wife?  Find the wrong one and you will start to understand what bitter actually means.
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« Reply #756 on: May 04, 2014, 11:35:21 PM »

A visual quote of sorts:




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« Reply #757 on: May 05, 2014, 03:19:34 PM »

^A good 'un.  I love Robert Powell as Jesus...that movie wasn't the best ever, but I still think he's a good Jesus.  If only they could have had David Bowie as Pontius Pilate instead of in that blasphemous one.
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« Reply #758 on: May 06, 2014, 11:49:28 AM »

When Isa (AS) returns, he will defeat the enemy.
I have returned.
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When Isa (AS) returns, he will defeat the enemy.
I have returned.
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« Reply #760 on: May 06, 2014, 02:18:46 PM »

I made dirty steak this weekend, which was a inch-thick ribeye cooked directly on hardwood coals.  Also, some corn on the cob roasted on the coals.  It was delicious.

What does the ash add to the steak? 
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« Reply #761 on: May 07, 2014, 01:55:20 PM »

... St. Alexis Toth, crusader against the Vatican.

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na... Alexis Toth!
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« Reply #762 on: May 14, 2014, 09:12:44 PM »

Funny men in strange clothing are yelling at each other. Also, some cheeky lass is caressing a fat guy's chest.

TT, Are you describing the painting, or is that pretty much your standard response when someone asks you "What's going on"?  Wink
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« Reply #763 on: May 16, 2014, 01:09:33 AM »

This is precisely the problem. I dated a Miriam once and I am sure Merriam is no better. What went on I will not divulge, but I recommend keeping away from this dictionary.

And yes, I am going to plug the Ersatzian University Press dictionary because it is probably vetted by the Armenian Apostolic Church and therefore safe from (left blank in order to not get into a debate). Forewarned is Forearmed. Whatever that means.

No sarcasm here, this was the most magnificent post I have read here in quite some time.
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« Reply #764 on: May 16, 2014, 12:24:27 PM »

For my part, I avoid bodies of water larger than a bathtub.  I fear that if I am seen near water by an Eskimo, I will be speared by them thinking they have found a mutated walrus.
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