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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1620 on: February 04, 2016, 12:27:17 PM »
Best insult in a while:

Alpo: I am concerned for you. Whatever this means to you; or if it doesn't mean anything to you, you can forget it. But -- since you are posting in an American based forum, I just want to remind you, Alpo, that in American, your name literally means "can of dog food." This may be something you wish to change in the future, as you post to Americans and to the world around you. That is all, and God bless you.  :)

"You are a can of dog food. God bless you."

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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1621 on: February 05, 2016, 01:39:43 AM »
a young girl barley



Hey barley, nice spikes! You wheat some of this?

I guess I'm a breadophile after all.

She needs more hops.  Then I'll be very interested.  Take her back to my place and brew something up.  Mmmmm.
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1622 on: February 05, 2016, 06:44:54 PM »
Since i have learned that Toll Houses are not real, i am free to do whatever i want, as long as i take part in the Liturgy as pre-icon of the Kingdom of God, i am cool.
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1623 on: February 06, 2016, 02:15:27 PM »
Svartzorn are you Fabio Leite's angry little brother?
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1624 on: February 09, 2016, 01:43:33 PM »
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The erection of one’s rod counts as a form of glory (Theophylaktos of Ohrid, A Defense of Eunuchs, p. 329).

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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1625 on: February 09, 2016, 10:41:00 PM »
I like to watch porn movies.

Then go to the mirror, strip down, look and see: it's no big thing and it ain't nothing special.
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1626 on: February 09, 2016, 11:46:37 PM »
Does "Ateu" mean secularism?
Atheist.

Then it's a silly cartoon because "atheist" is not a political position (of course, "American" isn't either, but at least it describes a society).

It's a joke.
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1627 on: February 10, 2016, 08:13:43 AM »
Please, could this off-topic discussion be moved elsewhere.
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1628 on: February 12, 2016, 03:46:57 PM »
No, at the moment I'd rather be  moderator.
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1629 on: February 12, 2016, 09:31:38 PM »

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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1630 on: February 13, 2016, 04:06:08 AM »
there were rumors among the Serbian People that trains are huge monster machines sent by pope to kill and burn the Orthodox in Serbia.
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1631 on: February 14, 2016, 02:05:28 PM »
Something I have encountered among many gay people is a sense of downright contempt for all things religious, but especially for the Christian religion. ...

Quite understandanble. They are soldiers of anti-Christ, knowingly, or unknowingly.
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1632 on: February 14, 2016, 03:50:02 PM »
Maybe, instead of relying on websites to meet prospective partners, you should try actually living in the real world, get cleaned up, have a good means to provide for yourself.  Those things slone will get you more attention than any doctored up profile on any dating site.


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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1633 on: February 15, 2016, 12:06:59 PM »
Once i met a girl here in Serbia, and she was carrying abortion tools in her pocket. I was like whaaaat, and she was like don't judge meee, and i was like, God will judgeee you, and she was like, i don't care, i hurt no oneeee, and i was like, you hurt your babies, and she was like, whatevaaaa
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1634 on: February 15, 2016, 02:31:53 PM »
Which is why things like "Orthodox Dating Sites" can be dangerous. Might turn out that the sexually-abstinent person you hook up with was sexually-abstinent because, I dunno, they have some psychopathology that makes social relationships problematic. Not that such people don't deserve some lovin', but not everyone can handle such people. And people don't know what they want, anyway.
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1635 on: February 15, 2016, 03:05:55 PM »
Which is why things like "Orthodox Dating Sites" can be dangerous. Might turn out that the sexually-abstinent person you hook up with was sexually-abstinent because, I dunno, they have some psychopathology that makes social relationships problematic. Not that such people don't deserve some lovin', but not everyone can handle such people. And people don't know what they want, anyway.
LOL. I have a good idea why that quote is in this thread
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1636 on: February 20, 2016, 10:07:47 AM »
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1637 on: February 23, 2016, 03:22:33 PM »
Pentecostal Irish? That would be something to see.

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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1638 on: February 26, 2016, 02:25:11 PM »
Oftentimes, sex begins precisely with kisses of peace and reconciliation...
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1639 on: February 29, 2016, 02:25:06 PM »
"Morning prayer" by S.I. Kazantsev:




No head covering.

Sitting in icon corner rather than standing.

This is not real Orthodoxy.  Our women are covered, and they never sit.

Painter must have been a Jew...     ;)

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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1640 on: March 01, 2016, 06:29:02 PM »
So the question is a bit tricky; if we say that Rome falling into heresy makes Constantinople responsible for Roman lands (organically, as opposed to according to barbarism), then this might mean that if Constantinople falls into heresy, responsibility for Mount Athos, Thessalonika, Asia Minor and so on would fall on Alexandria.
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« Reply #1641 on: March 04, 2016, 01:55:55 AM »
One of the worst parts of the Counter Reformation was the Dominican-led initiative to do away with the rood screen.

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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1642 on: March 06, 2016, 01:57:58 PM »
I do not really care what is the reason. And I do not really care.
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1643 on: March 06, 2016, 07:55:49 PM »
^^"Prodigal Son" is done very nicely. But "st. Paul" is not for women vulnerable sensitive to men's handsome naked body.

That's why I look the way I do: I'm trying not to be a temptation for my Christian sisters.
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1644 on: March 09, 2016, 02:57:25 PM »
I beleive transexuality, unlike homosexuality, is a mental illness.  It is easy to lust for inappropriate sexual partners; in ancient Greece, many married, heterosexual men also kept boys as lovers.  Thus, homosexuality is not a mental illness, but a bad habit, like smoking.
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« Reply #1645 on: March 09, 2016, 10:04:55 PM »
Gosh, and here I had thought there is no connection besides sound between the uses of a certain homonym on the two sides of the Pond.
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1646 on: March 14, 2016, 01:28:02 AM »
If you approach worship only with your mind and not with your heart, even the actual theology can mislead you.

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« Reply #1647 on: March 22, 2016, 03:08:06 PM »
My grandmother used to orce me to read in slavonic all the morning or evening prayers from her prayerbook when I was around that age.

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« Reply #1648 on: March 23, 2016, 06:38:18 AM »
A bishop who is recognised by a majority of EO Christians as head of his own autocephalous Church was merely the eleventh concelebrant at the Phanar "Sacred Center of Orthodoxy, behind an assortment of diocesan bishops and titulars without flocks. 

Yes, that implies something about the authority/stature of HB Tikhon.
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« Reply #1649 on: March 24, 2016, 11:59:23 AM »
Craft your own explanation using all the words in the word bank:

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« Reply #1650 on: March 26, 2016, 04:19:46 PM »
I guess five Jesuses is no big deal.
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« Reply #1651 on: March 27, 2016, 02:16:48 PM »
I didn't know who Christian Agular was. She has breasts. Anything else?
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« Reply #1652 on: March 27, 2016, 02:17:17 PM »
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« Reply #1653 on: March 28, 2016, 03:11:17 PM »
I'm in ROCOR and always go to Russia for any time I can spare in order to breathe the air of freedom, but one day I will make a pilgrimage to San Francisco.
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« Reply #1654 on: March 28, 2016, 03:14:24 PM »
I'm in ROCOR and always go to Russia for any time I can spare in order to breathe the air of freedom, but one day I will make a pilgrimage to San Francisco.


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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1655 on: March 28, 2016, 03:15:24 PM »
I'm in ROCOR and always go to Russia for any time I can spare in order to breathe the air of freedom, but one day I will make a pilgrimage to San Francisco.


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« Reply #1656 on: March 28, 2016, 03:18:56 PM »
I'm in ROCOR and always go to Russia for any time I can spare in order to breathe the air of freedom, but one day I will make a pilgrimage to San Francisco.
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1657 on: March 28, 2016, 06:01:58 PM »
I'm in ROCOR and always go to Russia for any time I can spare in order to breathe the air of freedom, but one day I will make a pilgrimage to San Francisco.


LOL, I was so drowsy when I read that I thought he was serious. The last Ilyin I met online was a practicing Old Believer who openly supported ISIS, so I thought this was a name-madness thing.
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1658 on: March 28, 2016, 06:11:45 PM »
I'm in ROCOR and always go to Russia for any time I can spare in order to breathe the air of freedom, but one day I will make a pilgrimage to San Francisco.


I just snorted Dr. Pepper through my nose.

Coke works much better for that sort of thing, or so I hear.
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1659 on: March 29, 2016, 08:33:13 AM »
I'm in ROCOR and always go to Russia for any time I can spare in order to breathe the air of freedom, but one day I will make a pilgrimage to San Francisco.


LOL, I was so drowsy when I read that I thought he was serious. The last Ilyin I met online was a practicing Old Believer who openly supported ISIS, so I thought this was a name-madness thing.
I think he was serious...
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1660 on: March 29, 2016, 10:46:43 AM »
The last Ilyin I met online was a practicing Old Believer who openly supported ISIS, so I thought this was a name-madness thing.

I saw the same guy trolling a bishop on facebook.
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1661 on: April 03, 2016, 07:59:42 PM »
I'm sorry, if it's repeated:


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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1662 on: April 03, 2016, 08:21:52 PM »
I'm in ROCOR and always go to Russia for any time I can spare in order to breathe the air of freedom, but one day I will make a pilgrimage to San Francisco.


LOL, I was so drowsy when I read that I thought he was serious. The last Ilyin I met online was a practicing Old Believer who openly supported ISIS, so I thought this was a name-madness thing.

I need a link to this, immediately.
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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1663 on: April 03, 2016, 09:40:37 PM »
I'm in ROCOR and always go to Russia for any time I can spare in order to breathe the air of freedom, but one day I will make a pilgrimage to San Francisco.


LOL, I was so drowsy when I read that I thought he was serious. The last Ilyin I met online was a practicing Old Believer who openly supported ISIS, so I thought this was a name-madness thing.

I need a link to this, immediately.


Look up for Vladimir Ilin. He seems to be in a Wahhabi vibe lately, yet claims to be Staroveryy. I guess denying the Trinity and having (removed) dreams about "breaking the cross" is better than joining three fingers at point. He also posts Nazi and Esoteric BS sometimes, clearly a moron with identity issues. I hope some long-bearded kolkhoznik kicks his rump very hard.

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Re: OCnet Quotable Quotes
« Reply #1664 on: April 04, 2016, 04:10:29 PM »
Sorry for that one, it won't be repeated. :)
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