Topic: OCnet Quotable Quotes

[Kerdy]

I cackled:

Google is your friend, use it and learn.

Am I doing it right?

So did I, and I'm sure we're not the only ones. 

Apparently, you did it wrong.  Shocking.

[LBK]

I cackled:

Google is your friend, use it and learn.

Am I doing it right?

So did I, and I'm sure we're not the only ones.  

Apparently, you did it wrong.  Shocking.

Did what wrong, Kerdy?   I was concurring with Kelly.

[Kerdy]

I cackled:

Google is your friend, use it and learn.

Am I doing it right?

So did I, and I'm sure we're not the only ones.  

Apparently, you did it wrong.  Shocking.

Did what wrong, Kerdy?   I was concurring with Kelly.

Good question.  I have no idea.  I must have thought I was replying to a different post.  Sorry about that.

[Mor Ephrem]

There is no Roman Catholic Church.

There isnt.  There is the Catholic Church with various rites.  This simple concept repeatedly escaping you is mind boggling.  Ever read the Nicene Creed?

I already disproved your mistaken assertion from official Catholic sources.  If you don't believe me, ask Fr Deacon Lance, a fellow Catholic.

[Kerdy]

There is no Roman Catholic Church.

There isnt.  There is the Catholic Church with various rites.  This simple concept repeatedly escaping you is mind boggling.  Ever read the Nicene Creed?

I already disproved your mistaken assertion from official Catholic sources.  If you don't believe me, ask Fr Deacon Lance, a fellow Catholic.

Hardly, especially since I just did that very thing to your mistaken assertion. But you can pretend if it helps.

[TheTrisagion]

I always forget how off-the-wall Kerdy is until he returns.

[Theophania]

I always forget how off-the-wall Kerdy is until he returns.

Bully.

[TheTrisagion]

I always forget how off-the-wall Kerdy is until he returns.

Bully.

I'm a jerk, what can I say?

[biro]

I always forget how off-the-wall Kerdy is until he returns.

Bully.

I'm a jerk, what can I say?

Are Trisagion and Kerdy the same person? 

[Mor Ephrem]

I always forget how off-the-wall Kerdy is until he returns.

Bully.

I'm a jerk, what can I say?

Are Trisagion and Kerdy the same person? 

Nah.  Trisagion is Orthodox. 

[Kerdy]

I always forget how off-the-wall Kerdy is until he returns.

If by off the wall you mean, to the point, no nonsense, fact seeker, sure.  If you mean, group Kool-aid drinker, nope.

[Theophania]

It's actually Flavor Aid, not Kool-aid.

[Kerdy]

It's actually Flavor Aid, not Kool-aid.

People can drink whatever their preference may be, though, I prefer neither.

[Kerdy]

I always forget how off-the-wall Kerdy is until he returns.

Bully.

I'm a jerk, what can I say?

Are Trisagion and Kerdy the same person? 

Nah.  Trisagion is Orthodox. 

Can one even be, simply, Orthodox?

[TheTrisagion]

I always forget how off-the-wall Kerdy is until he returns.

Bully.

I'm a jerk, what can I say?

Are Trisagion and Kerdy the same person? 

Buwhahahaha!!!  That would be so epic if I was.

[TheTrisagion]

I always forget how off-the-wall Kerdy is until he returns.

If by off the wall you mean, to the point, no nonsense, fact seeker, sure.  If you mean, group Kool-aid drinker, nope.

No, I mean you have the strangest opinions on things that make me wonder if I was somehow transported to another universe where everything is backwards and upside down.

[LBK]

No, I mean you have the strangest opinions on things that make me wonder if I was somehow transported to another universe where everything is backwards and upside down.

Now THAT is a quotable quote! 

[LBK]

I always forget how off-the-wall Kerdy is until he returns.

Bully.

I'm a jerk, what can I say?

Are Trisagion and Kerdy the same person? 

Nah.  Trisagion is Orthodox. 

Can one even be, simply, Orthodox?

Yes. Some of us have been so for decades.

OTOH, of late, you've constantly ducked the question if you are or not. 

[mike]

there are many who appear inside and are outside and who appear outside and are inside but those who are Inside know each other weather they are inside or outside.

[Chiere]

I always forget how off-the-wall Kerdy is until he returns.

What do you mean by "off-the-wall"?

[hecma925]

what kind of damage or scat would it leave behind? Would we be buried in this stuff if we just happened to get too close?

[hecma925]

I always forget how off-the-wall Kerdy is until he returns.

What do you mean by "off-the-wall"?

Just read his posting history, especially his involvement in this trainwreck.

[Kerdy]

I always forget how off-the-wall Kerdy is until he returns.

What do you mean by "off-the-wall"?

Just read his posting history, especially his involvement in this trainwreck.

Please do.  But you'll see much more than claimed.

Speaking of, I met a very nice lady at Starbucks the other day nursing with modesty in public.  We had a nice conversation.  I thanked her for her efforts.  She said it was easy and didn't understand why others found it complicated.

[Kerdy]

I always forget how off-the-wall Kerdy is until he returns.

What do you mean by "off-the-wall"?

It means I'm not a "rank in file" sort of person and they don't like that at all.

[Theophania]

I always forget how off-the-wall Kerdy is until he returns.

What do you mean by "off-the-wall"?

Just read his posting history, especially his involvement in this trainwreck.

Please do.  But you'll see much more than claimed.

Speaking of, I met a very nice lady at Starbucks the other day nursing with modesty in public.  We had a nice conversation.  I thanked her for her efforts.  She said it was easy and didn't understand why others found it complicated.

LOL, you go up to women and talk to them about their breastfeeding. One day you're gonna do that to the wrong woman and her Marine husband is gonna have some "words" with you.

[Mor Ephrem]

I always forget how off-the-wall Kerdy is until he returns.

What do you mean by "off-the-wall"?

Just read his posting history, especially his involvement in this trainwreck.

Please do.  But you'll see much more than claimed.

Speaking of, I met a very nice lady at Starbucks the other day nursing with modesty in public.  We had a nice conversation.  I thanked her for her efforts.  She said it was easy and didn't understand why others found it complicated.

LOL, you go up to women and talk to them about their breastfeeding. One day you're gonna do that to the wrong woman and her Marine husband is gonna have some "words" with you.

She will quickly become a widow.  If he loves his family, that Marine will leave Kerdy alone.   

[Kerdy]

I always forget how off-the-wall Kerdy is until he returns.

What do you mean by "off-the-wall"?

Just read his posting history, especially his involvement in this trainwreck.

Please do.  But you'll see much more than claimed.

Speaking of, I met a very nice lady at Starbucks the other day nursing with modesty in public.  We had a nice conversation.  I thanked her for her efforts.  She said it was easy and didn't understand why others found it complicated.

LOL, you go up to women and talk to them about their breastfeeding. One day you're gonna do that to the wrong woman and her Marine husband is gonna have some "words" with you.

Among other things.  I imagine if the husband had not liked it, he would have said as much while we and they spoke.

[TheTrisagion]

I always forget how off-the-wall Kerdy is until he returns.

What do you mean by "off-the-wall"?

Just read his posting history, especially his involvement in this trainwreck.

Please do.  But you'll see much more than claimed.

Speaking of, I met a very nice lady at Starbucks the other day nursing with modesty in public.  We had a nice conversation.  I thanked her for her efforts.  She said it was easy and didn't understand why others found it complicated.

Never stop being yourself, kerdy. You bring so much life to the party.

[Kerdy]

I always forget how off-the-wall Kerdy is until he returns.

What do you mean by "off-the-wall"?

Just read his posting history, especially his involvement in this trainwreck.

Please do.  But you'll see much more than claimed.

Speaking of, I met a very nice lady at Starbucks the other day nursing with modesty in public.  We had a nice conversation.  I thanked her for her efforts.  She said it was easy and didn't understand why others found it complicated.

Never stop being yourself, kerdy. You bring so much life to the party.

Someone has to be sane.

[mike]

by all means keep reading. 

[Kerdy]

by all means keep reading. 

It's how you learn.

[minasoliman]

Is it possible that we can perhaps keep this thread less convo and more quotes?

[TheTrisagion]

Is it possible that we can perhaps keep this thread less convo and more quotes?

[TheTrisagion]

You look like a brown Ron Jeremy.

[primuspilus]

Incense.

Not incest.

This changes things.

[minasoliman]

Your mummy's face so old and large, Evangelists could write the Gospel on it.

[ZealousZeal]

A couple of funnies from Antonious Nikolas:

It's certainly not your place to tell them who does and who doesn't lead them in their dance towards Christ, looking upwards into His glorious face.

You, they, and the folks in the OP are free to keep playing church with whatever traditions you like cherry-picked from wherever you want to pick them.  Have a blast.  Have a big multicultural multi-tradition cake walk in blackface through the middle of the Blue Mosque if you want.  I'm not trying to stop you.  I can't.  

[NicholasMyra]

Speaking of, I met a very nice lady at Starbucks the other day nursing with modesty in public.  We had a nice conversation.  I thanked her for her efforts.

LOL!

[ZealousZeal]

I can accept the idea that she had some strong connection to the Temple like that, but it won't wash with those who insist on taking the festal liturgy literally.

The Church's feasts are in honor of persons and realities, not allegories.

I hereby nominate Volnutt for the rank of prophet.

He said that about himself?  

You're going to look so silly once I edit that....

 

[TheTrisagion]

People arguing over the state of hymen hymns. And what do people say about Islam again?

[Cyrillic]

Ötzi, the 5,300-year-old mummy from the Alps (artist's forensic recontruction).

Wow. And he was only 45 when he died.

Paleo diet.

[Mor Ephrem]

Text without context is pretext.

[Maria]

Ötzi, the 5,300-year-old mummy from the Alps (artist's forensic recontruction).

Wow. And he was only 45 when he died.

Paleo diet.

Handsome dude!

[DeniseDenise]

"Oh, wait.  Never mind.  I'll ask my priest instead."

[Antonious Nikolas]

Actually I don't think Christians should fight back at all going to war is not a ticket to heaven

I agree entirely. If they cannot win against ISIS, which is clear, they shouldn't fight. You don't fight a war you cannot win.

They've said they aren't currently planning to engage in any offensive campaigns; at this point it's purely a self-defense militia whose purpose is to prevent ISIS from gobbling up any more Assyrian territory than it already has. That's a limited war, not a total one, and it's one they can win if they get enough support. Their purpose is to defend and secure just the Nineveh Plains region, not to defeat ISIS completely.

If they do engage in any offensive attacks, it'll only be in coordination with the Kurds, the Iraqi Military, the US Air Force, etc.

Lots of Americans donated huge sums of money to the Israelis during the 1948 war, including some devout Christians. Charles Winters went so far as to actually smuggle warplanes to them. And the Israelis were facing an enemy that wasn't anywhere near as fanatical as ISIS now is.

How come there's so much resistance from professed Christians to the idea of an Assyrian militia, or of a independent state or province for Christian Assyrians? Why do so many Christians think it's okay for the Israeli Jews to have a state and their own self-defense forces, but not for the Christians in the region to have one? That's a practically suicidal attitude. We support other religions' right to self-defense and self-determination, but not our own. Again, that's practically suicidal. We sit on our hands as our brothers and sisters in the Middle East get slaughtered. Yet, if some atheist gives us a dirty look for praying in public, or if some baker takes flak for refusing to bake a gay wedding cake, that's when we cry "persecution!" Lord have mercy on us.

Legal experts have already shown that donating to the NPU is legal (since it's not a terrorist organization) and that you won't get in trouble with the government if you donate to them, so that's not an excuse either.