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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #180 on: October 28, 2008, 02:27:17 PM »
There's more to life than posting the same stuff repeatedly....

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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #181 on: October 28, 2008, 05:12:44 PM »
vin  scully has  a minute  glass on  hand  to  remind new listeners of  what  is very  important... the  score... apologies..

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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #182 on: October 28, 2008, 05:15:13 PM »
Who the heck is Vin Scully?
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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #183 on: October 28, 2008, 05:16:42 PM »
^ Famous baseball player and announcer.  Former host of This Week in Baseball.

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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #184 on: October 28, 2008, 05:46:18 PM »
and after 3 days  the  breath of  life  entered into  the two witnesses....jihadists will glorify  the  bodies  of  who  they  perceive  to be  martyrs...  a breath  is something  short and life  could  mean  lifelike as remaining  supple and  without  immediate  decay.....prayer.bible  study,lives  of  the  saints,holy  tradition

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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #185 on: October 28, 2008, 07:00:09 PM »
Is Kron3 a planet in  a cheesey sci-fi movie?
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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #186 on: October 28, 2008, 11:59:56 PM »
^ It's a Sacramento, CA TV Station.

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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #187 on: October 29, 2008, 01:53:55 AM »
Hey kron3, when are we going to read some Dr. Seuss lines from you instead of the Doomsday stuff? I'm "boooooooored"! :D
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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #188 on: October 29, 2008, 06:32:10 AM »
^ Maybe then we'll see if the East Beast really is the Least Beast.
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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #189 on: October 29, 2008, 10:32:37 AM »
^ We'll see if the second beast lamb is maybe Sam-I-Am. :P
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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #190 on: October 29, 2008, 11:14:24 AM »
Mmm, I could go for a roast beast sammich right about now.
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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #191 on: October 29, 2008, 11:38:54 AM »
^ You can prolly buy sammiches at Wommert. Unfortunately, you can't buy enunciation there.
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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #192 on: October 29, 2008, 12:03:59 PM »
^ You can prolly buy sammiches at Wommert. Unfortunately, you can't buy enunciation there.

LOL!  Well... Wommert sammiches aren't real food so I'll decline.
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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #193 on: October 29, 2008, 02:35:23 PM »
I bet a twinkie gots more real food in it than a sammich from Wommert. But if'n you want that sammich, at least you can count on the lettuce bein' real! :P
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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #194 on: October 29, 2008, 02:59:01 PM »
be  ye  childlike.... and  the  second beast  shall rise  up  out  of  the  earth(nation) as  a two  horned  lamb(capitalism and  democracy as  an  innocent  workable young  system) and  will serve  the  first beast( preserving the  balancing act that  the  global  oil  gang has enjoyed going  back  to  kososvo)... the artery/pipeline  of  the  antichrist does not run  thru  armenia by  devilish  design  which  makes  that  country  analgous  to the serbia  of  ww1... will the  jihadists  tap into  the complexities that  create  hiding places that  is  needed to  spark  the  apacolypse?  inside  the   serb  black  hand were constitutional  monarchists  and  communists and  inside the  OPPRESSED armenia are  domestic fingerpointers,anti  jihadists(ottoman turks) and  anti  zionists(sheverdnaze / russian oil  oligarch/ georgian  pipeline curveball ...prayer, bible  study.sacraments,holy  tradition..s

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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #195 on: October 29, 2008, 03:10:56 PM »
Actually....I wouldn't be surprised if this "two horned lamb" really meant Evangelicals or Born-Again money grubbers... :-X
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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #196 on: October 29, 2008, 04:08:39 PM »
protestant  christians  control the  western multinationals( bp/amaco and  exxon/mobil).. this is  why  the  queen of england supported  turkeys entrance into  the  eu after  the  caspian  pipeline was  completed which immediately compelled  bin ladin to grab the  microphone ( feeling  his  oats)...   then  tony  blair(convert  to  catholicism) followed  with  his global ecuminical school  plan,, each major  religion  is  represented,  but  the  muslims  have  most  of  the  capital and  bin  ladin knows to  keep his  friends  close  and  his enemies closer( 1980  petrleum  exchange set  up  in  london  in  1980 means  that  all get  the  same  price)..  prayer, sacraments,holy tradition,bible study

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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #197 on: October 29, 2008, 04:37:30 PM »
^ The Queen of England would be very displeased that you did not use capital letters. You are most assuredly not using Her Majesty's English.
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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #198 on: October 29, 2008, 06:57:35 PM »
And playing fast and loose with punctuation.   :police:
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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #199 on: October 29, 2008, 07:01:26 PM »
Never fear, Username! I shall call the local Chinese Restaurants here in Springfield, Illinois to come to your rescue! ;)

What if the beast of revelation looked like this?



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« Reply #200 on: October 29, 2008, 07:24:33 PM »
I don't plan on eating the eyes, PTA, but as a good Christian, I'll be very generous in giving them to you. ;)
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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #201 on: October 29, 2008, 07:30:12 PM »
I don't plan on eating the eyes, PTA, but as a good Christian, I'll be very generous in giving them to you. ;)
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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #202 on: October 29, 2008, 07:36:00 PM »
I don't plan on eating the eyes, PTA, but as a good Christian, I'll be very generous in giving them to you. ;)
Somebody better write a book on the many ways you can wok your dog.

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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #203 on: October 29, 2008, 08:04:41 PM »



THE BEAST OF REVELATIONS.......................................could it be??
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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #204 on: October 29, 2008, 08:05:20 PM »
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be  ye  childlike.... and  the  second beast  shall rise  up  out  of  the  earth(nation) as  a two  horned  lamb(capitalism and  democracy as  an  innocent  workable young  system) and  will serve  the  first beast( preserving the  balancing act that  the  global  oil  gang has enjoyed going  back  to  kososvo)... the artery/pipeline  of  the  antichrist does not run  thru  armenia by  devilish  design  which  makes  that  country  analgous  to the serbia  of  ww1... will the  jihadists  tap into  the complexities that  create  hiding places that  is  needed to  spark  the  apacolypse?  inside  the   serb  black  hand were constitutional  monarchists  and  communists and  inside the  OPPRESSED armenia are  domestic fingerpointers,anti  jihadists(ottoman turks) and  anti  zionists(sheverdnaze / russian oil  oligarch/ georgian  pipeline curveball ...prayer, bible  study.sacraments,holy  tradition..s

I had a two hour meeting at 8 a.m. this morning that was basically someone reading from power point slides verbatim.  Oddly, I think the exact words above were spoken, or at least it seemed so.  That was before I started singing "I wanna be Anarchy" by the Sex Pistols in my head.

Anyhow, jihadist double header multi national Botswana removed pickle breath toadstool removed tradition swideswipe k-boom aka full nelson bling bling you ain't tryin' my zion john jay edith piaf massive explosion oops the pipes are clogged antifreeze torrential downpour weather channel babe oooooh can't think about that ooooh yes.

Edited for language.--YtterbiumAnalyst
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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #205 on: October 29, 2008, 08:08:46 PM »



THE BEAST OF REVELATIONS.......................................could it be??

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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #206 on: October 29, 2008, 08:18:05 PM »
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Anyhow, jihadist double header multi national Botswana removed pickle breath toadstool removed tradition swideswipe k-boom aka full nelson bling bling you ain't tryin' my zion john jay edith piaf massive explosion oops the pipes are clogged antifreeze torrential downpour weather channel babe oooooh can't think about that ooooh yes.

Finally! This thread begins to make some sense!

Edited to concur with edit of quoted post.--YtterbiumAnalyst
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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #207 on: October 29, 2008, 08:43:43 PM »
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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #208 on: October 29, 2008, 08:46:27 PM »
Harry Truman Doris Day Red China Johnnie Ray South Pacific Walter Winchell Joe DiMaggio..Joe McCarthy Richard Nixon Studebaker television North Korea South Korea Marilyn Monroe..Rosenbergs H-Bomb Sugar Ray Panmunjom..Brando "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye..Eisenhower vaccine England's got a new queen..Marciano Liberace Santayana goodbye
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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #209 on: October 29, 2008, 08:51:07 PM »
Harry Truman Doris Day Red China Johnnie Ray South Pacific Walter Winchell Joe DiMaggio..Joe McCarthy Richard Nixon Studebaker television North Korea South Korea Marilyn Monroe..Rosenbergs H-Bomb Sugar Ray Panmunjom..Brando "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye..Eisenhower vaccine England's got a new queen..Marciano Liberace Santayana goodbye

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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #210 on: October 29, 2008, 09:21:05 PM »
Harry Truman Doris Day Red China Johnnie Ray South Pacific Walter Winchell Joe DiMaggio..Joe McCarthy Richard Nixon Studebaker television North Korea South Korea Marilyn Monroe..Rosenbergs H-Bomb Sugar Ray Panmunjom..Brando "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye..Eisenhower vaccine England's got a new queen..Marciano Liberace Santayana goodbye

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THE BEAST OF REVELATIONS.......................................could it be??

Of COURSE not, Username! Just read Scripture!!

"Therefore, I will put emnity between you and the cat. You will snarl and chase her up a tree, and she will scratch your face and convert the world with her softness, the same softness which will be passed on through her Womb. Thus, God is like the cat: of which we are humble and devoted servants."

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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #211 on: October 29, 2008, 09:29:54 PM »


^ BEHOLD!! The Anti-Christ of the True Cat: The Hairless Sphinx!! It has perverted the Truthful Doctrine of Softness! It makes many false promises, but you never see the deliverance of these promises on your clothing when you come with the sticky roller to receive them. Nay, you are turned away empty. :(
See the telltale Stains of Dark Sin on its skin....truly, it seeks to turn you away from getting a natural cat, for it's lack of soft hair is an encouragement to walk without the cross of hair all over the place, for this hair seems like a bane, but is a gift of love.
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Re: the beast of revelations
« Reply #212 on: October 29, 2008, 09:36:21 PM »
This thread is too pointless.  Hereby locked, and banished.  For those who like posting random, non-debate stuff, we have a thread for that purpose.

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