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Mor Ephrem is not gone
« on: February 04, 2016, 01:30:02 AM »
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
Mor is always the best :P

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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2016, 01:30:51 AM »
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
Are you threatening us?
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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2016, 01:54:59 AM »
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.

We won't sleep until we see your posts again.

BTW, bring back Porter from wherever you took him.
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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2016, 02:10:43 AM »
I call fake on this post.

Clearly Mor does not sleep not slumber.


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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2016, 04:00:29 AM »
I call fake on this post.

Clearly Mor does not sleep not slumber.


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Indeed, it must be his evil Nestorian twin brother, Mar Aphrem.
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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2016, 04:04:50 AM »
The so-called avatar "Mor Ephrem" is actually a brilliantly designed AI program developed by brilliant computer scientist and SVOTS alum (1997) Dr. Reginald 20,000 Martyrs of Nicomedia Mackey(baptized in the campus chapel on December 28) so that the SCOBA could keep tabs on OCnet.  The aging mainframe (supporting "ME2.1") in the seminary basement is covered in dust, old caramelized Pepsi spills, and yellowing paper icons from feasts of yore.  At the bottom of the unit, scratched into the aluminum is:
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        BFFIC

Bobby      Dustin
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Philip       Nik

I wonder what it could all mean.

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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2016, 10:01:30 AM »
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
See you tonight, sweetie.
The term planet earth is an innovation which has arisen in recent centuries with the error of heliocentrism.

If one wants to confess a pure doctrine of Orthodoxy, they should be careful not to refer to the earth as a planet, unlike the current Pope as well as Patriarch Kirill and Patriarch Bartholomew, who regularly speak in error when they refer to our planet earth.

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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2016, 12:32:20 PM »
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
See you tonight, sweetie.

Get a room, you two!

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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2016, 04:04:33 PM »
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
See you tonight, sweetie.

Get a room, you two!


I thought we were against that.....


oh as long as they dont marry..its cool  than.....right? ;)
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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2016, 04:04:56 PM »
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
See you tonight, sweetie.

Get a room, you two!
Will do!
The term planet earth is an innovation which has arisen in recent centuries with the error of heliocentrism.

If one wants to confess a pure doctrine of Orthodoxy, they should be careful not to refer to the earth as a planet, unlike the current Pope as well as Patriarch Kirill and Patriarch Bartholomew, who regularly speak in error when they refer to our planet earth.

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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2016, 05:12:02 PM »
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
See you tonight, sweetie.

Get a room, you two!
Will do!

Man, first you leave your wife for Charlize Theron and now for Mor.  Talk about a MAJOR downgrade. 

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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2016, 09:51:06 AM »
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
See you tonight, sweetie.

Get a room, you two!
Will do!

Man, first you leave your wife for Charlize Theron and now for Mor.  Talk about a MAJOR downgrade.
:laugh:
The term planet earth is an innovation which has arisen in recent centuries with the error of heliocentrism.

If one wants to confess a pure doctrine of Orthodoxy, they should be careful not to refer to the earth as a planet, unlike the current Pope as well as Patriarch Kirill and Patriarch Bartholomew, who regularly speak in error when they refer to our planet earth.

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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2016, 10:51:42 AM »
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
See you tonight, sweetie.

Get a room, you two!
Will do!

Man, first you leave your wife for Charlize Theron and now for Mor.  Talk about a MAJOR downgrade.
:laugh:

So what did the two of you do on Valentine's Day?  And Pascha?
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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2016, 11:33:50 AM »
I love this thread  :laugh:
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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2016, 11:40:46 AM »
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
See you tonight, sweetie.

Get a room, you two!
Will do!

Man, first you leave your wife for Charlize Theron and now for Mor.  Talk about a MAJOR downgrade.
:laugh:

So what did the two of you do on Valentine's Day?  And Pascha?

Gentlemen don't kiss and tell. 
Mor is always the best :P

Mor gives each new member a golden shirt!  !trihs nedlog a rebmem wen hcae sevig roM 

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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2016, 11:42:42 AM »
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
See you tonight, sweetie.

Get a room, you two!
Will do!

Man, first you leave your wife for Charlize Theron and now for Mor.  Talk about a MAJOR downgrade.
:laugh:

So what did the two of you do on Valentine's Day?  And Pascha?

Gentlemen don't kiss and tell.

Holding hands in public is okay.

Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

Once Christ has filled the Cross, it can never be empty again.

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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2016, 12:03:48 PM »
 ;)
Mor is always the best :P

Mor gives each new member a golden shirt!  !trihs nedlog a rebmem wen hcae sevig roM 

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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2016, 12:08:28 PM »
Blessed Nazarius practiced the ascetic life. His clothes were tattered. He wore his shoes without removing them for six years.

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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2016, 02:13:16 PM »
Has he ever been found?
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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2016, 03:03:18 PM »
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.

Damn.

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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2016, 12:21:26 AM »
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night thinking Mor is gone and I start crying his name out and banging my head against the wall until he wakes up.
But the Lord is in his holy temple: let all the earth keep silence before him. (Holy Habakkuk 2:20)

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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #21 on: July 31, 2016, 01:55:31 AM »
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night thinking Mor is gone and I start crying his name out and banging my head against the wall until he wakes up.

Oh, you live next door?  Or do you use telepathic Brazilian magic to call to him mentally?  Or is he trapped in your basement?
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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #22 on: July 31, 2016, 02:44:30 AM »
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night thinking Mor is gone and I start crying his name out and banging my head against the wall until he wakes up.

Oh, you live next door?  Or do you use telepathic Brazilian magic to call to him mentally?  Or is he trapped in your basement?

He's actually stuck with the OP somewhere in your onirical AI lab.
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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #23 on: July 31, 2016, 02:59:28 AM »
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night thinking Mor is gone and I start crying his name out and banging my head against the wall until he wakes up.

Oh, you live next door?  Or do you use telepathic Brazilian magic to call to him mentally?  Or is he trapped in your basement?

He's actually stuck with the OP somewhere in your onirical AI lab.

Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

Once Christ has filled the Cross, it can never be empty again.

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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #24 on: July 31, 2016, 07:50:22 AM »
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night thinking Mor is gone and I start crying his name out and banging my head against the wall until he wakes up.

Oh, you live next door?  Or do you use telepathic Brazilian magic to call to him mentally?  Or is he trapped in your basement?
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