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Offline Mor Ephrem

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Mor Ephrem is not gone
« on: February 04, 2016, 01:30:02 AM »
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.

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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2016, 01:30:51 AM »
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
Are you threatening us?
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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2016, 01:54:59 AM »
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.

We won't sleep until we see your posts again.

BTW, bring back Porter from wherever you took him.
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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2016, 02:10:43 AM »
I call fake on this post.

Clearly Mor does not sleep not slumber.


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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2016, 04:00:29 AM »
I call fake on this post.

Clearly Mor does not sleep not slumber.


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Indeed, it must be his evil Nestorian twin brother, Mar Aphrem.

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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2016, 04:04:50 AM »
The so-called avatar "Mor Ephrem" is actually a brilliantly designed AI program developed by brilliant computer scientist and SVOTS alum (1997) Dr. Reginald 20,000 Martyrs of Nicomedia Mackey(baptized in the campus chapel on December 28) so that the SCOBA could keep tabs on OCnet.  The aging mainframe (supporting "ME2.1") in the seminary basement is covered in dust, old caramelized Pepsi spills, and yellowing paper icons from feasts of yore.  At the bottom of the unit, scratched into the aluminum is:
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        BFFIC

Bobby      Dustin
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Philip       Nik

I wonder what it could all mean.

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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2016, 10:01:30 AM »
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
See you tonight, sweetie.
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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2016, 12:32:20 PM »
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
See you tonight, sweetie.

Get a room, you two!

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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2016, 04:04:33 PM »
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
See you tonight, sweetie.

Get a room, you two!


I thought we were against that.....


oh as long as they dont marry..its cool  than.....right? ;)
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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2016, 04:04:56 PM »
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
See you tonight, sweetie.

Get a room, you two!
Will do!
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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2016, 05:12:02 PM »
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
See you tonight, sweetie.

Get a room, you two!
Will do!

Man, first you leave your wife for Charlize Theron and now for Mor.  Talk about a MAJOR downgrade. 

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Re: Mor Ephrem is not gone
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2016, 09:51:06 AM »
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
See you tonight, sweetie.

Get a room, you two!
Will do!

Man, first you leave your wife for Charlize Theron and now for Mor.  Talk about a MAJOR downgrade.
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Quote from: King Olav Tryggvasson
I order you and all your subjects to be baptized. If you refuse, I'll have you killed on the spot and I swear I will ravage every island with fire and steel.