I voted Catholic, (I like the Western Mass, and was elated to learn - only recently - that we have a Western Rite!
what? there's no 'elated' smilie?) but sometimes I think the Sufis are much closer to Orthodoxy in their view of the world and mindset... accepting paradox as the core of faith and praxis, instead of a rulebook.
Or Zoroastrian, or Jewish - it's about as close as it gets in terms of worship.
Or agnostic, or atheist, or Gnostic, or Satanist - if there was no Orthodoxy as it is, I'd still be rebeling against God as I imagined Him to be before I really found out about Orthodoxy (and I'm a cradle Orthodox... sorta)