Hey, I resemble that song!
So you were...First in your class here at MIT
Got skills, you're a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that's your favorite M.C.
Keep my 40, you'll just have an Earl Grey tea
your rims never spin, to the contrary
I'll find that they're quite stationary
All of your action figures are Cherry
Stephen Hawking's in your library
your MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for your top eight spaces
Yo, you know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but you still wear braces
you order all of your sandwiches with mayonnaise
you're a wiz at Minesweeper, you could play for days
Once I've see your sweet moves, I'm gonna stay amazed
Your fingers movin' so fast you'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app you haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well You're number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
You ain't got a gat, but you got a soddering gun (what?)
Happy Days is your favorite theme song
You could sure kick my butt in a game of ping pong
you'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
you're fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon?