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Holy Father Patrick, thank you for your help!
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« on: June 14, 2007, 09:40:47 AM » |
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(OC.net Press---outside Stately OC.net Palace):
The populace of the OC.net world gathered in the courtyard of the Palace were excited today by witnessing white smoke rising from a palace chimney. As they gathered under the balcony for the Administrative Chambers of the palace, the OC.net Admin Council were joined by the fellow Moderators. Then, with great drama, the newest Moderator was ushered in and his hand was raised by the Administrators in a show of solidarity:
PeterTheAleut
The crowd cheered 'Axios' at their first glimpse of their new Faith Board Moderator, bestowed upon them through the grace of God.
AXIOS! AXIOS! AXIOS!
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"As the sparrow flees from a hawk, so the man seeking humility flees from an argument". St John Climacus
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Αριστοκλής
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« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2007, 10:41:25 AM » |
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Excellent choice! The faithful go wild with delight...  |
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"Religion is a neurobiological illness and Orthodoxy is its cure." - Fr. John S. Romanides
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« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2007, 10:49:46 AM » |
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OC.net Palace sees revelry, only 2 arrests. (Asinine Press) Minimal police were necessary to quell the revelry surrounding the election of the new Faith Issues Moderator. Only 2 arrests were made for public intoxication, the lowest number ever and certainly a far cry from the disorder surrounding the "Synod of Spirits" a number of years ago. One of the men arrested was overheard babbling about Darwin and apokatastasis while claiming to be a canonist of the Ecumenical Throne. Constantinople has denied all involvement. Said the Administrative spokesman FrChris, "It is a sad day when our members cannot hold their liquor, especially on such a joyous day. We hope this does not overshadow the election of PeterTheAleut, and we are planning with continuing with the Election Games for the next three weeks. Tickets are still available for the gladiatorial battles!" Some of the cries overheard on the day: "AXIOS!" "ACCIDENT!" "YAY!" Only one man, in the back, was overheard saying "Where is SmoT?" www.whyonearthareyoufollowingthislink.darwiniscrying.com/thejokeisonyou/election.htm
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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2007, 12:19:16 PM » |
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I salute the Aleut.
Axios!
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Vain existence can never exist, for \\\"unless the LORD builds the house, the builders labor in vain.\\\" (Psalm 127)
If the faith is unchanged and rock solid, then the gates of Hades never prevailed in the end.
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« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2007, 04:19:37 PM » |
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I salute the Aleut.
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"As the sparrow flees from a hawk, so the man seeking humility flees from an argument". St John Climacus
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Ebor
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« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2007, 05:07:40 PM » |
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Congratulations Peter.  Ebor |
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"I wish they would remember that the charge to Peter was "Feed my sheep", not "Try experiments on my rats", or even "Teach my performing dogs new tricks". - C. S. Lewis
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Asteriktos
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« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2007, 05:11:32 PM » |
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minasoliman
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« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2007, 05:14:46 PM » |
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That's a classic! I wanted to say it for so long...what a perfect opportunity that was |
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Vain existence can never exist, for \\\"unless the LORD builds the house, the builders labor in vain.\\\" (Psalm 127)
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« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2007, 05:31:56 PM » |
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Axios!
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If you're living a happy life as a Christian, you're doing something wrong.
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PeterTheAleut
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« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2007, 12:04:21 AM » |
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That's a classic! The funny thing is that I have no Aleut blood in me, AFAIK. My patron saint Peter was the Aleut. |
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« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2007, 09:51:55 PM » |
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Axios! A wonderful choice! Best wishes, PeterTheAleut!
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